Still pAInting >:D

SCREW URBANSHADE!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE ART AND THEY CAN'T STOP ME!!!!

[a-certain-painter]

Hiiii!

it’s me, pAInter! I’m here now! :D

feel free to talk to me and stuff! :3

i draw too!

SCREW URBANSHADE !!!

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MOD STUFF AND RULES ⬇️

hi it’s me the mod

its jester again (I also run @hotel-explorer and @glorytothegreatspawn and @dont-trust-the-vines and @at-the--crossroads and I may or may not open a Lia Solace one soon too because I’m slowly developing how I feel like she would’ve been in my head)

I as the mod talk in red

pAInter uses he/they/it,

I use she/they/it/any but tbh go wild I don’t really care

so uh

you mighta seen me on anon as “a certain pAInter”

DO INTERACT:

-other rp blogs (it’s okay if it’s another fandom!)

-yumeshippers/selfshippers etc

-uhmm pretty much anyone who isn’t on the dni just be nice to me

DO NOT INTERACT

-darkshippers

-p3dos

-z00s

-kink stuff

-nsfw stuff

-tr*mp supporters

-just generally icky and bad stuff please leave me alone

please don’t try to start anything nsfw! I’m okay with like violence and stuff but. No freaky stuff please :(

you can bully pAInter but not me

I don’t have like. That many Special tags but

I do use

“#jester posting >:)” while ooc

I’ll probably make more later

I am a painter fictionkin and I WILL be projecting onto painter I’m not sorry if I have to be depressed he does too

[glorytothegreatspawn]

Hiya! Note from mod jester. So incase you can’t tell, I’ve uhhh. Been kinda inactive. I’ve just been super unmotivated and tired.

this goes for all my blogs really, I don’t know when I’ll start posting again.

No asks in my inbox will be deleted, but they will take a while to answer. Sorry again!

[a-certain-painter]

Heyy :D Just wanted to check in and see how ur doing now that new proof has risen. This whole pressure situation lowkey should have been handled privately tbh, and i feel like it's been really confusing in general. I understand if ur taking a break rn. I still hope to see ya around tho :3

Hiii!! jester here. Too lazy to color my text

I heard about zeal’s document, but to be so honest, I don’t think I can stomach reading it. I really don’t want to I don’t know if that’s like. Bad of me or wtv but I don’t think I can do it

honestly I trust people’s judgment to not really support either of their actions or just. Them I guess but I don’t really know, so yeah. If there’s anything super important I’m missing feel free to tell me but yeah, I’m doing mostly ok!! I still post a lot on my other blogs :)

[a-certain-painter]

im off my isa account just to say hi, and check in on you buddy :) you alright?

Hi! I’m mostly okay (I spent last night crying so I think I got it out :p), thanks for checking. How about you?

[a-certain-painter]

I.

really, I don’t know what to do here.

so many pressure blogs I adore and love talking to, seeing, etc are all shutting down, which is completely valid.

but I can’t just leave this one. pAInter is a character I connect with deeply and kin, and this blog really does make me happy.

i don’t support zeal or the team, I never could. They are disgusting and I despise them completely. I just can’t let go of pressure as game and story with how much it’s done for me.

this type of thing has happened to me before with other games I connect to and love so incredibly much, and the thing I’ve had to keep doing is just to separate the art from the artist

it’s just going to be hard, with so many friends and idols having gone.

I hope everyone is okay. Your decisions are valid.

I’ll decide whether I want to keep posting here or not eventually.

make sure to support Ren.

[a-certain-painter]

I really am going to miss everyone who’s shutting down their blogs. They left an impact in this community of ours.

you guys are valid for your choice. We’ll miss you.

[bugginwithsif]

I have a petition.

A community made pressure?

It’s been hard for a lot of people including me for this and I can’t support Zeal anymore

Pressure is a well written story, and from my understanding zeal only came up with ideas gave the to the writers.

Zeal barely gave jack shit on the project

this is coming from anger and frustration

The idea to make a new pressure project came from the mod of @official-hq

This is not a guarantee. Just an idea. Community lead pressure

Or this is a dumb fucking idea

I just can’t lose the one thing keeping me going.

[official-hq]

reblogging this because in order to separate the content from the creators we need numbers

I echo what was just said I can't fucking lose something that actually made me so happy

[a-certain-painter]

I.

really, I don’t know what to do here.

so many pressure blogs I adore and love talking to, seeing, etc are all shutting down, which is completely valid.

but I can’t just leave this one. pAInter is a character I connect with deeply and kin, and this blog really does make me happy.

i don’t support zeal or the team, I never could. They are disgusting and I despise them completely. I just can’t let go of pressure as game and story with how much it’s done for me.

this type of thing has happened to me before with other games I connect to and love so incredibly much, and the thing I’ve had to keep doing is just to separate the art from the artist

it’s just going to be hard, with so many friends and idols having gone.

I hope everyone is okay. Your decisions are valid.

I’ll decide whether I want to keep posting here or not eventually.

make sure to support Ren.

[a-certain-painter]

“Hii painter, I’m really tired but could I..chill with you for a bit?”

-Sif

@un3asy-all1ance

Oh! Hiii, Sif :3

Sure thing !! I don’t mind you hangin out here n resting and stuff :D I can probably find some music if you want !!

[un3asy-all1ance]

“That’d be nice…dad is busy over his head with crap…”

[a-certain-painter]

Yeah, sometimes Seb gets busy,, expendables and urbanshade blah blah whatever..

But you have me !! :3

Also you sound tired. You can sleep in here if you want ! I’ll make sure you’re safe :D

[un3asy-all1ance]

She nods

“He does, they’re pretty annoying but dad makes me stay up top in the loft a lot.”

Sif shrugged “I guess, I haven’t slept in a few days..”

[a-certain-painter]

Yeahh,l it’s probably better if they don’t see ya. Who knows what they’d do yaknow :(

Waitwaitwait a few. DAYS?? That’s not good Sif D:

you’re a kid and even if you weren’t that’s not good for you !!! Stop picking up your dad’s bad habits X\

I don’t have any blankets or stuff but you can sleep up here on the desk with me if you want!! My systems keep the computer pretty warm I think!!

[un3asy-all1ance]

Her ears flicked as she grumbled

“Sleeping is hard….” She complained rolling her eyes

“Next thing you know I’ll be smoking cigars like him” she giggled

[a-certain-painter]

You should still tryyyyy DX staying awake that long’s bad for you and what if you like pass out randomly ?? :[

Also yeah hehe :3

maybe don’t actually do that though

[un3asy-all1ance]

“I kid! I kid! I’m not gonna start smoking, the smell give me headaches anyway.”

“I have tried! But everytime I wake up in a stupid cold sweat because of night terrors n shit…”

[a-certain-painter]

I know, I can’t smell it but even though it looks cool if I could smell it’d probably be bad :[

that is kinda sucky.. if I play music or tell you a story or something while you go to sleep maybe it’ll like. Be less bad? Maybe you’ll dream about the story cuz subconscious and stuff !! :D

also are you allowed to swear

[un3asy-all1ance]

She nods

“That’s true…”

“Does it matter if I’m allowed to?”

[a-certain-painter]

I’d be glad to help you out if you want !! ^_^

Also uh. I just don’t know if your dad lets but but it’s ok O_o

[bugginwithsif]

Okie dokie here’s

How To Hide Bodies With Mod Jester

I’m not coloring it all red btw. Too lazy

FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE !! IM NOT SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE IM JUST AUTISTIC

this is compiled of information I’ve got from various sources

step one;

you need a body to bury. Obviously.

Now you can’t just get a body from anywhere obviously, so I’m assuming this is someone you want to get rid of. So I’ll tell you how!

Find where this person lives and have a shot thingy. Either fill it with insulin and stick it under the tongue (insulin overdose) or fill it with air and stick it between the toes (air in bloodstream mimics a heart attack)

neither will look like murder

theoretically of course. I’m totally not telling you how to kill people whaaatt

step two;

Don’t make the body identifiable if someone finds it somehow even after this tutorial

remove the hands, feet probably, and head. Or just desecrate those your choice

make sure you canNOT recognize this mf

step three;

The actual burying of the body, yaaayyyyy!

First of all, pick a random location where your body is not and give an anonymous tip to the police it’s there. Make sure it’s at least 2 miles away from you n your home!! Hopefully way more lowk, also hopefully in the middle of nowhere

once they’ve searched it (set up cameras or something idk), that’s your spot :)

make sure to either chop up the body or bury it vertically! Arial searches look for around like 6 feet of disturbed ground I think

if you can bury it deeper than six feet, awesome !! I think that’ll help. I don’t have a source for. This one though so idk

cover It in honey or yogurt, specifically in/on whichever holes in the body there are (I’m not getting specific I do t wanna you can get it) to speed up decomposition

bury an animal carcass like 3 feet above it so that if they bring search dogs for whatever reason they’ll think it’s a false alarm when they dig it up. Yaayy!!

I think this is the last one, plant endangered plants on top so that it’s illegal to dig up

that’s it !! :3 have fun !!

— @a-certain-painter ‘s mod, Jester

This shouldn’t make me laugh but it did

Thank you jester

[a-certain-painter]

My pleasure :D

[a-certain-painter]

“Hii painter, I’m really tired but could I..chill with you for a bit?”

-Sif

@un3asy-all1ance

Oh! Hiii, Sif :3

Sure thing !! I don’t mind you hangin out here n resting and stuff :D I can probably find some music if you want !!

[un3asy-all1ance]

“That’d be nice…dad is busy over his head with crap…”

[a-certain-painter]

Yeah, sometimes Seb gets busy,, expendables and urbanshade blah blah whatever..

But you have me !! :3

Also you sound tired. You can sleep in here if you want ! I’ll make sure you’re safe :D

[un3asy-all1ance]

She nods

“He does, they’re pretty annoying but dad makes me stay up top in the loft a lot.”

Sif shrugged “I guess, I haven’t slept in a few days..”

[a-certain-painter]

Yeahh,l it’s probably better if they don’t see ya. Who knows what they’d do yaknow :(

Waitwaitwait a few. DAYS?? That’s not good Sif D:

you’re a kid and even if you weren’t that’s not good for you !!! Stop picking up your dad’s bad habits X\

I don’t have any blankets or stuff but you can sleep up here on the desk with me if you want!! My systems keep the computer pretty warm I think!!

[un3asy-all1ance]

Her ears flicked as she grumbled

“Sleeping is hard….” She complained rolling her eyes

“Next thing you know I’ll be smoking cigars like him” she giggled

[a-certain-painter]

You should still tryyyyy DX staying awake that long’s bad for you and what if you like pass out randomly ?? :[

Also yeah hehe :3

maybe don’t actually do that though

[un3asy-all1ance]

“I kid! I kid! I’m not gonna start smoking, the smell give me headaches anyway.”

“I have tried! But everytime I wake up in a stupid cold sweat because of night terrors n shit…”

[a-certain-painter]

I know, I can’t smell it but even though it looks cool if I could smell it’d probably be bad :[

that is kinda sucky.. if I play music or tell you a story or something while you go to sleep maybe it’ll like. Be less bad? Maybe you’ll dream about the story cuz subconscious and stuff !! :D

also are you allowed to swear

[a-certain-painter]

“Hii painter, I’m really tired but could I..chill with you for a bit?”

-Sif

@un3asy-all1ance

Oh! Hiii, Sif :3

Sure thing !! I don’t mind you hangin out here n resting and stuff :D I can probably find some music if you want !!

[un3asy-all1ance]

“That’d be nice…dad is busy over his head with crap…”

[a-certain-painter]

Yeah, sometimes Seb gets busy,, expendables and urbanshade blah blah whatever..

But you have me !! :3

Also you sound tired. You can sleep in here if you want ! I’ll make sure you’re safe :D

[un3asy-all1ance]

She nods

“He does, they’re pretty annoying but dad makes me stay up top in the loft a lot.”

Sif shrugged “I guess, I haven’t slept in a few days..”

[a-certain-painter]

Yeahh,l it’s probably better if they don’t see ya. Who knows what they’d do yaknow :(

Waitwaitwait a few. DAYS?? That’s not good Sif D:

you’re a kid and even if you weren’t that’s not good for you !!! Stop picking up your dad’s bad habits X\

I don’t have any blankets or stuff but you can sleep up here on the desk with me if you want!! My systems keep the computer pretty warm I think!!

[un3asy-all1ance]

Her ears flicked as she grumbled

“Sleeping is hard….” She complained rolling her eyes

“Next thing you know I’ll be smoking cigars like him” she giggled

[a-certain-painter]

You should still tryyyyy DX staying awake that long’s bad for you and what if you like pass out randomly ?? :[

Also yeah hehe :3

maybe don’t actually do that though

[a-certain-painter]

“Hii painter, I’m really tired but could I..chill with you for a bit?”

-Sif

@un3asy-all1ance

Oh! Hiii, Sif :3

Sure thing !! I don’t mind you hangin out here n resting and stuff :D I can probably find some music if you want !!

[un3asy-all1ance]

“That’d be nice…dad is busy over his head with crap…”

[a-certain-painter]

Yeah, sometimes Seb gets busy,, expendables and urbanshade blah blah whatever..

But you have me !! :3

Also you sound tired. You can sleep in here if you want ! I’ll make sure you’re safe :D

[un3asy-all1ance]

She nods

“He does, they’re pretty annoying but dad makes me stay up top in the loft a lot.”

Sif shrugged “I guess, I haven’t slept in a few days..”

[a-certain-painter]

Yeahh,l it’s probably better if they don’t see ya. Who knows what they’d do yaknow :(

Waitwaitwait a few. DAYS?? That’s not good Sif D:

you’re a kid and even if you weren’t that’s not good for you !!! Stop picking up your dad’s bad habits X\

I don’t have any blankets or stuff but you can sleep up here on the desk with me if you want!! My systems keep the computer pretty warm I think!!

[a-certain-painter]

“Hii painter, I’m really tired but could I..chill with you for a bit?”

-Sif

@un3asy-all1ance

Oh! Hiii, Sif :3

Sure thing !! I don’t mind you hangin out here n resting and stuff :D I can probably find some music if you want !!

[un3asy-all1ance]

“That’d be nice…dad is busy over his head with crap…”

[a-certain-painter]

Yeah, sometimes Seb gets busy,, expendables and urbanshade blah blah whatever..

But you have me !! :3

Also you sound tired. You can sleep in here if you want ! I’ll make sure you’re safe :D

[a-certain-painter]

“Hii painter, I’m really tired but could I..chill with you for a bit?”

-Sif

@un3asy-all1ance

Oh! Hiii, Sif :3

Sure thing !! I don’t mind you hangin out here n resting and stuff :D I can probably find some music if you want !!

[bugginwithsif]

I need to be distracted can someone distract me?

Like idk I need something positive. I can’t take a hot shower because we don’t have hot water rn but idk sending an ask would be great or even an ask to my rp blogs?

[a-certain-painter]

Do you want to know random tips about hiding bodies will that help

[a-certain-painter]

Wait a minute.

OOOOO :0

HAAIIIII TWIN !! THERE’S MORE OF US :3

[a-certain-painter]

Painter do you like my beautiful artworks

Oh?? ‘-‘

I think you might like putting that face on stuff :p

Beautiful :3