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[awwww-cute]

Favourite evolution??? (Source: http://ift.tt/2CKV224)

[notallmensheviks]

a bot that reposts content from reddit reposted a screencap of itself from reddit

[science]

[primus-why]

hello!!!!!!!!!

[cat-memes-only]

[i-am-a-fish]

nervous

[cattt420-deactivated20200729]

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

[i-am-a-fish]

more nervous than before

[ghostly-ghouls]

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

[i-am-a-fish]

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

[lifescrewsallofus-deactivated20]

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out

[waxydoll]

g… go back in

[i-am-a-fish]

coming out more

[toonami]

[snorlaxatives]

just had the strangest encounter at the cvs photo counter…. i was like “hi i had some photos printed through your website” and the employee just said “so?”

[homiedepot]

“Hi I had some photos printed through your website”

CVS employee:

[melthehoneybee]

In an alternate universe

@setheverman 

[setheverman]

thanks! you will go to hell before you die

[bellamysgriffin]

my cat makes a noise every time i touch her reblog if u agree

[nezclaw]

“Hmm? Oh hello there!”

[tumblunni]

Press Button to Dispense Love

[mukuharakazui]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

[cc-h79]

[b0ggyb1tch]

baby want SNACK

[puyopuyo]

me the second i place an order online

[horrible-gifs]

[dtrdungeons-deactivated20210820]

Who TF u fronting, Jamie? We know, bitch.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

if you firmly believe cowboy cats would say meowdy hit that mf reblog

[loadingartist]

spray and slay

btw if you want access to behind the curtain while supporting Loading Artist, check out my patreon! <3

[avvocarlo]

gonna time travel back to the middle ages so I can have some fun eating wormy gruel and hopefully top off the entire experience by getting stabbed in the stomach over a dispute about a couple of coins

[avvocarlo]

sounds dope

[thingstoshowdan]

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

[lofispirit-blog]

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

[tharook]

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

[gokuma]

TVs in Poland: well, they’re obviously good friends since gay people don’t exist

[sixpenceee]

Plasma in a syringe. The small amount of air already in the syringe is what becomes the plasma when supplied with energy via electric current and provided with a sufficiently low pressure environment. Said by Naf5000 in this thread. More science posts here: sixpenceee.com/tagged/science

[killjoiman]