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[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[literaryreference]

The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it

[zeedesertfox]

The Sprint Missile was amazing.

[shitpostingspacecowboy]

my grandpa worked on the tracking and guidance for the nike-sprint missiles shit was insane

[argumate]

James Packer's giant new $200 million superyacht unveiled

The private cruise ship is set to rival anything already on the high seas when it comes to floating gin palaces.

“superyachts for the rich” are such a canonical example of wasteful consumption that occasionally it’s a surprise to be reminded they’re totally a thing.

[kontextmaschine]

“A mansion that can transit Westphalian sovereignty at will” is a completely reasonable investment at that level

[polyaletheia]

Do these yachts cross oceans? It seems like quite a boring thing to be stuck on a yacht for three weeks or whatever. Or is the idea to have your yacht sail to wherever ahead of time, and then fly in on your plane?

[mailadreapta]

A yacht that big is just a house, right? A big, nice, house. Do you find it boring to consider being in your house for three weeks? I certainly don’t.

[drethelin]

I sure would, although probably not if it was as big and populous as a super yacht

[shitpostingspacecowboy]

does your house have fishing and a jetski off your back porch and allo a helipad tho

[gablehood]

reblog before dec. 17th guys

[shitpostingspacecowboy]

Tiddi, the Roman catholic titular see

[shitpostingspacecowboy]

Two whole ass porn bots have followed me just today @staff what the fuck

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

THIS IS HOW PRAT CAN STILL WIN!!

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

LMAO

[shitpostingspacecowboy]

I literally reblog one thing and a porn bot adds me, gracing my eyeballs with black and white videos of veiny cocks

thanks tumblr

[pro-gay]

*sends this to all my extended family*

[kuderasan]

WHATS UP PEOPLE

[liberalsarecool]

Trump is bankrupting America.

[professorelemental]

The robber baron overlords have made billions though, so to Trump and the Republicans the Tax Scam was a complete success.

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

ABSOLUTE BRAINLET TAKE ONT HE STOCK MARKET HOLY SHIT LOL

STOP WORSHIPPING GROWTH SO MUCH U  STUPID LIBSHITS

[shitpostingspacecowboy]

THE DJA DROPPED 300 POINTS IN A YEAR (ignore all growth and fluctuations since then and also throw all knowledge about how the economy works out the window)

not to mention that shit will drop and raise 300 points in a day since weve reached peak funnymoney

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[movedtobitchphobic]

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

[setheverman]

minecraft

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[rincewitch]

well at least the algorithm caught this obvious filth

[sass-master-stevens]

[xekstrin]

i feel u buddy

[cattletyrants]

#so many people have reblogged this without knowing it’s hideaki anno’s cat and it’s weird #like this is not just any relatable cat this cat belongs to the man who made neon genesis evangelion

[sneakyfeets]

hideki anno explained nge to his cat and now its perpetually stuck like that

[oginochihiro]

oh cool some new astronomy news whats good astro-

oh no

[voidedmuffin]

oh no

[andromedous]

y’all missed this part of the article

[egberts]

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[diet-soda]

bless Scottish twitter

[quinepeather]

ya fuckin space slice