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Freelance Design, Video, Cad and Rendering.

[j0rrated]

i have NPC energy cause most of my replies consist on

ok

NICE

hell ye!

no…….

yes?

sdfghjhghjkjDFGHJKGHJJDFGSS

thank you so much!

fuck!

[j0rrated]

more reasons im a NPC:

if i stand still for too long i start doing idle animations 

will only talk to people if they start conversation first 

my walking speed is too fast to be walking and too slow to be running

if you talk to me too many times i start repeating dialogue

if you do a small favor for me i will follow you around without questions

i will drop a lot exposition if you ask

sometimes i get stuck on doors

you may stand in a straight line from me holding a corpse but its more than 10 meters so i will not notice

low HP

[whiskey-gunpowder]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The opposite of Virginia would be Prostitusetts

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since water has many minerals dissolved into it, it could be considered rock juice.

[a-cheeseburger-but-its-old]

Dirt Tea

[sovietnam]

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Ominous positivity

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

You will be okay. You have no choice.

[jadedsoggy]

Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

[thejakelikesonions]

Throwing away a Kleenex

[everythingfox]

Swiper swiped

(Source)

[dangerousroad]

1959 dodge power wagon

[dabbertcustomblades]

Love the old power wagons

[animatedtext]

requested by iapis-jazzuli

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[falling-rivers]

Yessss

[saleh-nix]

chicken

[extrafabulouscomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[theocseason4]

[incorrect-stranger-things-quotes]

Joyce : The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.

Hopper : Excuse you, with the amount of salt and scotch I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.

[notacatyet]

I have no idea what the fuck is going on with the critics, but the fact that in both Venom and Bohemian Rhapsody the critic consensus was extremely different to the public opinion says a lot.

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