强

Call the trash men they forgot to pick me up

[rongzhi]

Manners

English added by me :)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[maybuds]

the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

[dummy-dot-exe]

[lild3m0nsworld]

[opossumprince]

this is what happens right before the “mmm i think i’ll adopt it” part. warning for sudden scream (and horrible voice acting)

[opossumprince]

*nuns glide on floor like they’re sith lords*

highly cursed baby: [unidentified bird noises, pauses in-between to look at the viewer] Yiaah yeeeeiiiiih. ye. iaaaaaaah

nuns: *stare in silence for 3 seconds* HHHOOOAA

nun 1 (british accent): H O L Y M A R Y. I dont know much about children, but., i am Sure. that it’s a SSSSin. to look. upon this.. child

nun 2: thismydearsister is no Chiiild, but a misshapen Ape hh!

nun 1: It,,, is a horror to behold. it, Cant be Chris-tian ??? it should be THRRRRRRROWN. in. to the FFFFFFFIRE;;, im shure.

nun 2: howrightyouaremy sister,,,

IT BELONGS IN A GREAT BIG FFFFFFFFIYAH!;;yee

[doggosource]

[4yuel]

No thoughts, just this

[bannedtags]

'long post' is also banned

the color of the sky…

[inactiveaccount12345678]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

what that tongue game like?

weak. same goes for dick.

girl i got that good…that good for nothing

lea me alone

[shitpostinguniverse]

[tiktoks-repost]

[elecktrum]

The only possible response

[simplystormie]

Everyone just GETS it

[geek11562]

I made a meme JUST for this post bc it was so wholesome

[guerrillatech]

[deathgripspussy]

Wwwalks into hte hawwoween party i wasn’t invited to

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hey guys what’s

UP

[ankle-beez]

[mamesmimosmums]

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Audio: Two guinea pigs munching away on broccoli. One of them picks up its broccoli and bonks the other on the head with it, with a cartoon sound effect

[jaubaius]

Found in a 120 year old time capsule.

Full VDO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDj4mXdqmc

[justanotherweirdarchaeologist]

Worth it.

[jester-de-punyalada]

reblog to give the person ur reblogging from an ikea shark

[jester-de-punyalada]

all of us in the notes rn

[jester-de-punyalada]

huh...

well all of us now:

[id in alt text]