Okay, so I suddenly had really dumb scenario playing in my head after I saw Simu saying that Shang would love to join the Avengers! So, I had to put it out before the world, and make everyone go 🤦♀️🤦♂️
(Y/N): *hops into Loki’s room*
(Y/N): Hey Loki love! What’s up?
Loki: *remains quiet and sulks*
(Y/N): What’s the matter? Hey, you okay?
(Y/N): Was it something I said? Or did?
Loki: *looks at her sideways*
(Y/N): Hmm. So, it’s me. Alright, spill.
Loki: Do you still love me?
(Y/N): What bit you? Of course, I do! Why?
Loki: You-you seem to be having more fun with that Chi-Chi guy nowadays.
Loki: Chi-Chi! That new guy!
(Y/N): *bursting into laughter*
(Y/N): First, his name is Shang-Chi. And second, he’s new here. So, isn’t it obvious that he’ll get more attention from everyone?
Loki: Everyone but not you.
(Y/N): Aww!! My baby is jealous!
Loki: Let go...ugh...of me! And I’m not jealous!!
(Y/N): I’ll always love you, Loki. No one or nothing can change that.
Loki: He’s not even that cute.
(Y/N): Stop eavesdropping.
Loki: I, too, love karaoke.
(Y/N): Stop pretending. And don’t threaten him, or hurt him, or stab him.
Loki: I won’t do any of these, darling. I promise!
Later that day, in the hallway…
Shang-Chi: Oh! You guys have a kitten here?
Shang-Chi: *kneels down to pat the cat*
Shang-Chi: Hey, li’l one! Never saw you here before. C’mon...come-
Thor: NO, SHANG, DON’T TOUCH THAT CAT! GET AWAY-
Loki: But (Y/N), darling, you never said anything about biting!
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