A Door

Weird opinions

[a-door0]

When will the noise stop?

[wily-art]

[a-door0]

This is why Cody held nothing back during Order 66

[belzebubsofficial]

This might just be the most Finnish band picture ever… 😅

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[a-door0]

What does Lilith think of Sam in this photo?

[a-door0]

Yo, does anyone else think that Canada and America look like their shit going on should be swapped. Like look at this

Do not tell me that if you were an alien you wouldn't think Canada would just be a post-apocalyptic version of America. Canada literally looks so close to America broken into pieces, but it is literally the opposite. You'd think the place with a sport about running around without friction with sticks, ramming each other into glass with blades on your feet would be a horrible place, but nah. Canada has candy in its trees and once burned down the white house cause America wanted to pull a great Britain and "conquer the north". America makes fun of Canada for being apologetic alot but you fuck with 'em and they'll give you H-E-🏒-🏒

[catchymemes]

[a-door0]

And denial is only the FIRST stage

[shubbabang]

Just a nap

[a-door0]

Don't'cha just love it when you take a nap and you wake up and it feels like you yourself are about to cave in AND you're defying gravity, both in the worst ways possible

[a-door0]

So, I've never played or watched or done anything with Phoenix Wright. But has anyone ever done anything with a normal defendant? Like a guy that was accused of murder or fraud that is really nervous, and he's just watching these really dramatic guys cutting each other off ever 7 second and slamming the tables (or whatever they're called). And the defendant is having a panic attack and is close to confessing just to get out of this situation, and when it's figured out, confetti comes out of nowhere. This guy regrets the lawyer he got.

[a-door0]

Of course the post about a series I know nothing about is the most liked

[kosmodos-comics]

[a-door0]

Dude looks like a JoJo's character

[a-door0]

John Wick with vampires......that's it

[a-door0]

Stupid DND character ideas

● A barbarian Barber that uses hedgelippers to fight.

● A former head city guard that became an adventurer because they were jealous of other adventurers getting more attention than them.

● A merchant ranger that tames an assortment of exotic animals before selling them, but they cry everytime they sell one.

● A Scholar Artificier who's life went down the drains until they just wound up homeless, they dig through trash and scrap to get materials

● A former cultist that the party has actually fought, this cultist joins the party once they find out they'll get paid more, they handle the party's money and make sure everything they buy is within budget

[a-door0]

● An old paladin that has traveled forward in time and acts like a normal paladin, the large difference is his policies and morals aren't all that updated

● A bard that uses a harmonica and only a harmonica, nothing else. They are ironically the hypest bard ever

● A hexblade warlock that is a literal Insect! Their patron was either very bored, lazy, or somehow drunk. When they became a warlock, they wanted sentience and of course witchcraft.

● A small myconid druid that manipulates spores and moss to do what it wants, this includes taking over a warforged body to transport the thing, it looks cute but in battle it's fierce

● A gnome with an automaton body that is very hard to take seriously

●And a bard that is a literal god that decided to pay a visit to the world, any meeting with a paladin they're either super awkward or accidentally say something like "oh yeah, I know them!"

[a-door0]

quotes from my OC with 0 context:

● "I have the balance and strength of an entire ant colony...does that make sense"

● "I got a head and a taste for murder"

● "I'd be threatened by your glare and deadly mentality toward me, but that honestly just makes me thing I'm getting higher in the pyramid"

● *Looks at dude surrounded in killing intent* "...Ay yo, murder musk, you alright?"

● Other character: *Grabs OC's face to check for injuries* "are you OK dude?"

OC: "Considering that was a bronze basketball on fire, I'm feeling strangely fine! Now I ask you, why are you grabbing my face? Cause the rage is slowly coming back and I really want you to explain before I start swinging again"

● "That...that was both disgusting, and Exhilarating"

● "I'm gonna pull a Get Out"

●OC: "Are you sure you want this shield, it's pretty easy to break"

Other character: "Psh, nah, it'll be strong enough"

OC: "Alright then" *Makes shield and hands it over to [PERSON]*

Other character: "Thank yo-"

OC: *Frisbees shield at the wall, breaking it*

Other character: "...WHY!?"

OC: "to prove a point, did I succeed?"

[oc-growth-and-development]

What vibes do your OC give off?

[a-door0]

Quote from my OC: "Stay six feet away from me...what about a pandemic? I just don't want the collateral damage"

[a-door0]

Meanwhile, at the FBI:

Agent: "Uh sir, I think I need to inform you about something"

Superior: "What is it?"

Agent: "I've been looking at this guy's history and he's looked up alot of strange things"

Superior: "OK for the last time, if it's a drawing it's fine to look at"

Agent: "No sir, this guy has looked up how long it would take for a poison to take effect, rituals, and some stuff involving demons. Idk if I'm exaggerating, but this guy seems really dangero-"

Superior: "Writer" *sips coffee*

Agent: "...What?"

Superior: "Yeah, this happens nearly every day, it happens to everybody rookie, you'll get used to it" *walks away*

Agent: "....WHAT!?"

[a-door0]

Stupid DND character ideas

● A barbarian Barber that uses hedgelippers to fight.

● A former head city guard that became an adventurer because they were jealous of other adventurers getting more attention than them.

● A merchant ranger that tames an assortment of exotic animals before selling them, but they cry everytime they sell one.

● A Scholar Artificier who's life went down the drains until they just wound up homeless, they dig through trash and scrap to get materials

● A former cultist that the party has actually fought, this cultist joins the party once they find out they'll get paid more, they handle the party's money and make sure everything they buy is within budget

[swordcats]

HAPPY OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[xxtc-96xx]

I’m not explaining anything 

[a-door0]

Why....WHY IS IT SO ON TIME!?

[pukicho]

I hate kindness and innocence 

[whateveryouwantmetobebebe]

Says the man who was thinking about roses

[pukicho]

Where’s the crime in that ??

[a-door0]

Exactly

[pukicho]

Gamers love evil

[a-door0]

It's a shame nobody loves gamers