“I’m not a CIA agent. I’m just a regular American who was screwed out of his vacation, dumped in a plane, and brought to this place. Without any breakfast.”
Hi! Welcome to this agent’s blog! I mostly write for Leon S. Kennedy here, but I’m interested in all things Resident Evil, video games, lowkey anything zombie apocalypse related. Feel free to send requests, questions, or rants in my inbox!
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I want to keep you guys more updated, so I'm letting you know there will be a delay on the posts scheduled for today. Today was a not so good day for me mentally, but I promise to be back with those fics tomorrow as soon as possible!!<33
Agent would you mind doing a scrap photo of every crush you've had and come to a conclusion what your type is cause I can't figure out my own for shit.
I'm with you anon about figuring out your type because oh boy, I went through quite a few phases..😓
Well, here is all the crushes I had in my lifetime up to this point!! Buckle up, because it's quite a lot..😭 (I internally cringed too much at some of these.)
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(Joe Keery, Joseph Quinn)
I didn't really have any childhood crushes for some reason? I know, shocker😭 Okay, so first off I had such a major crush on Joe Keery back in 2021. (I think we all know from what..) While I might not have the biggest crush on the guy anymore as I did back then, he seems like such a genuine and sweet guy. (OH and his music??? Phenomenal. I still listen to them regularly. Go listen to Djo. #notsponsored) I guess I'll also put in Joe Quinn here as well since I also got a crush on him when Stranger Things season 4 came out... (however, he did really well in the new Fantastic Four movie..🤔)
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(Joel Miller, Simon 'Ghost' Riley)
In 2023, I started getting more into gaming since I've been little and got my hands on a PS5. (This was also when I got my crush on Leon Kennedy!!) The Last of Us Part I was my first game on my PS5, and omg did I fall for Joel Miller. I also got back a bit into COD (I've been playing the games since the early 2010's, so don't tell me anything.😐) and got a small crush on Simon Riley. (I know.. I know...) I've grown a little out of the Simon Riley crush (The fandom back then sure was something...), but I still feel a bit for Joel every now and then. (Mostly in the fall for some reason??)
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(Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac)
Still in 2023, with my obsession with TLOU, I of course watched the show (the latest season was horrendous omg) and had such a huge Pedro Pascal phase😭 With him also dragged in Oscar Isaac (but it started with his voice acting work as Miguel O'hara in ATSV) I have grown out of both, but I still appreciate them as people. They are so talented and honest people.
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(Leon Kennedy, Robert Robertson III, Clark Kent/Superman/David Corenswet)
And here we are now in the current 2026!! The Leon Kennedy crush has always stayed prominent since 2023 and show no sign of letting go. Last year, I watched Superman (2025) and omg David Corenswet's portrayal of him is absolutely perfect as someone who was so into the DC universe since I was a kid. I also got very into Dispatch when it released last year and I'm telling you, the moment I saw Robert Robertson, I fell so hard😭 These three are my current crushes that will be staying for a while and have the characteristics into what I say is my type (Hence why I write for them)
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So the analysis? Based on the crushes I have right now, it seems I'm just very into heroic men?😭 (My best friend, @d3wydr0p, pointed out that I apparently like men with full names that sound like two first names💀 Leon Kennedy, Clark Kent, and Robert Robertson are all "first name" names to her and I find that hilarious.)
For those who haven't read or seen One Piece, you won't really get it, but that's okay. YOU WILL.
Leon Kennedy is essentially our world's version of Boa Hancock, think about it for a second. If he had the Mero Mero no Mi (Love-Love Fruit), he'd be unstoppable and he could get away with whatever he wants to do... Cause he's beautiful.
Personally, I haven't seen One Piece so I did a little research on Boa Hancock's character and man, would some sides of Tumblr, AO3, Wattpad, and TikTok get really quiet if he got his hands on the Mero Mero no Mi and was real..😭
(One Piece is being brought up to me a lot lately, is this my sign to finally watch it?? Maybe after I finish up Delicious in Dungeon..)
Tips for any inspiring artists out there, if you need a model for drawing men. Here's a list of RE men to use as a muse!
+ Chris Redfield
+ Barry Burton
+ Leon Kennedy
+ Carlos Oliveira
+ Luis Serra
+ Ethan Winters
+ HUNK
You're welcome ;)
They all seem like such fun characters to draw!! Most of them have many sources to use as inspiration. (Though, I haven't see too much Luis, Carlos, or HUNK art. I don't think I have ever seen any of Barry either!!)
Resident Evil artists are *SO* talented. In all my years of being in fandoms, I have never been so awestruck seeing such amazing art. They make me want to get back into drawing so badly.
I have received so many deja vu moments that I can't exactly tell anymore if I have read a similar request in the past, alternatively, it's a completely new oneshot, and my brain is trying to trick me. It does not help that numerous requests over the years with similar ideas have been sent out.
That's why I always praise users whenever they come up with a unique idea, for the reason being that roaming on Tumblr occasionally does create this feeling that those who leave a request isn't even trying. Such as those wanting a period headcanons, yeah I'm calling you guys out. There's nothing wrong with wanting it, personally it gets boring after a while, considering there's thousands of those in multiple fandoms. Including Resident Evil.
As someone who has been on Tumblr for a VERY long time, I totally get you!! I've been across so many different fandoms and have seen very similar concepts being used throughout.
Although, while I might go past a fanfic with a concept I already read before, I still enjoy reading them as every writer has a different take, so it is interesting to see how others take these certain popular ideas, especially if they do a twist on them and do something different compared to others!! This is also why I accept requests so we can get more unique fanfics out there as well.
(Speaking on period headcanons (we're talking about menstrual periods, right..?), I should lowkey write some PCOS headcanons because I personally can't relate to like, regular, periods headcanons ever💔)
Daily reminder for anybody with a toxic family, block them out. Dump them. It's not easy, definitely not. But it's better than suffering around them until death claims them. Precisely if you have gotten any sort of PTSD from them. It's your mental health first. Not pleasing assholes.
This is a very difficult move to do. No one should be mistreated or disrespected by their own family, but it unfortunately happens way too often. I myself still live in a place where it does become extremely toxic at times, but I keep fighting for my future for things to get better. When things get bad, I just mentally block it as much as I can and be with my friends who do treat me with respect or do a hobby to distract and get away from the negativity.
While this may be a more personal post, I wanted to share in case anyone else is also suffering through a horrible setting in a place with people that is supposed to be comfortable. Try not to let it all bring you down and prioritize on taking care of yourself and having a strong mindset. Don't let your feelings bottle up and take over, find a safe outlet whether that takes form in a trusted person or something you're passionate about. The mistreatment is *never* your fault and try to focus on the good things. Things will get better, and it might take a little work, but trust me, better days are always ahead❤️🩹
I was in another fandom, just going through the evidences from a certain episode. (・ω・) Thinking I was going to find something useful, the first item was labeled as classified (」╹□╹)」 it was fine because it still had some things written down. Then a while later I find a different file, which was also classified... But had the word redacted in every single category. Never in my life have I ever wanted to throw my own computer against the wall. (ʘ‿ʘ)
I remember Leon in that one scene in Infinite Darkness where he talked to Shen May about classified information, and I wondered if he ever got upset of hearing that word.
I bet he sure did, I feel like anyone would. This made me think back to that one scene in Hidden Figures where one of the main characters goes to work in the math department of NASA and is given documents with redacted information, you literally can't work with what you can't see.
Agent, do you think limited edition coins (the Resident Evil one's) are worth collecting? Collecting plates and things like that isn't something I do. Though I'll admit, they're pretty cool merch pieces.
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They are genuinely so beautiful to look at!! Some of them seem to be a bit pricey, but I say if you have a great place to display them and are getting it from somewhere/someone reliable, go get them coins!! Seeing my Resident Evil merch displayed always makes me feel happy and I know it will for a long run. Just always make sure to use your money wisely and explore other kinds of merch as well, because there is so many different kinds!!
Hello everyone, I am back with a couple updates and what should be an official schedule!! (Also, please read my little note at the end paragraph. Might be a little personal, but I just wanted to share and give you guys an explanation!!)
This week I will be finishing up previous requests!! On the topic of requests, I do plan to open them up for a limited amount of time/slots on Saturday, July 25th. I will give more updates to that by the end of the week!! Now onto the schedule:
SUNDAY, 07/19-
Resident Evil Men Asking out Someone with Previous Bad Experiences with Relationships (Leon Kennedy, Chris Redfield, Carlos Oliveira, Jake Muller, Luis Serra x Reader)
Resident Evil Men Doing Seven Minutes in Heaven (Leon Kennedy, Chris Redfield, Carlos Oliveira, Jake Muller, Luis Serra x Reader)
Resident Evil Characters with an Acne-Prone S/o (Leon Kennedy, Chris Redfield, Carlos Oliveira, Jake Muller, Luis Serra, Jill Valentine, Claire Redfield x Acne-Prone!Reader)
May the Best Win (RE4R Leon Kennedy x Government Agent!Reader)
MONDAY, 07/20-
Love, Your Secret Admirer (RE6 Leon Kennedy x Shy DSO Office Worker!Reader)
Pinky Promises (Luis Serra x Scientist!Reader)
Getting to the Finish Line (RE9 Leon Kennedy x Agent!Reader)
TUESDAY, 07/21-
Seeing it Through (RE6 Leon Kennedy x DSO Agent!Reader)
We’re Going to be Okay. (RE4R Leon Kennedy x President Daughter!Reader)
More Than Meet The Eye (RE9 Leon Kennedy & Adult Daughter!Reader)
WEDNESDAY, 07/22-
Everything Is Always Connected (RE4R Leon Kennedy x In-game!Reader)
Leon Smut Blurb (RE9 Leon Kennedy x Wife!Reader)
Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice (RE2R Leon Kennedy x Girlfriend!Reader)
THURSDAY, 07/23-
Fall onto Me (RE4R Leon Kennedy x Government Agent!Reader)
Ocean Eyes (ID Merman!Leon Kennedy x Mermaid!Reader)
FRIDAY, 07/24-
Queen of the Tyrants (ID Leon Kennedy x Test Subject!Reader)
Find My Way Back to You (Damnation Leon Kennedy x Reader)
The Leftover (RE9 Leon Kennedy x Deceased!Reader, RE9 Leon Kennedy & Clone Daughter)
SATURDAY, 07/25-
No, It Goes the Other Way Around! (RE4R Leon Kennedy x Partner!Reader)
Pick One. (RE4R Leon Kennedy x BSAA Agent!Reader)
Like last time, I won't leave an exact time for each fic as I will be posting them randomly, but I will attempt to have them all up by the end of each night!! Thank you so much again for being on this blog and always showing love<33 Take care of yourselves!!
Note: I want to apologize for my lack of inactivity lately. As I previously mentioned, I was threatened to be evicted from my home for things outside of my control and was left to fix it mostly on my own, going all over the place to get proper documents and to communicate. It was extremely stressful on top of dealing with my job and with preparing for the upcoming school year. I am always left feeling extremely bummed when I realize how little time I had left to myself to actually write or do any of my other hobbies, with most nights I come back feeling extremely exhausted with no energy. I have now since secured my home from eviction, so I will be okay!! Thank you to all that have checked in on me and are still here despite the lack of posts and interaction, I'm hoping I can be consistently active from here on out, all I ask is for a little patience as I'm still recovering from the stress from it all❤️🩹
I saw an Umbrella backpack for 69,95 £ in a nerd shop. For my fellow Americans, that's around $80.00 USD. You tell me if that's worth it or not, I personally think that's WAY too much.
That is quite a big price tag for a backpack😟 It might probably be that highly priced because it is licensed, and if it isn't, that doesn't make the price any better. I searched up RE Umbrella backpacks online and most are just a black backpack with the Umbrella logo on it somewhere, which does look pretty cool, but it shouldn't drain your wallet.
I'd say if you will use the backpack for a long time (because as long as you take care of it, a backpack can last you YEARS, coming from experience!!) and you care about it being licensed AND are willing to pay that price, I say go for it. OR, you can also make an RE Umbrella backpack of your own!! You can find a backpack with all the features you want and get an Umbrella patch online to iron on!! (I found some on Etsy ranging from $5-$20 USD) This way you can make it more customized for yourself. In the end, you will be left with a cool Resident Evil backpack while saving yourself some cash!!
The fact that Damnation and Degeneration were last on the list, Damnation hasn't even been chosen yet, makes me feel sad over those two versions of Leon. I get that they are the least popular and isn't exactly known for being good films. Nonetheless, I think they deserve more love, along with recognition.
I wasn't too surprised that they were last to go from the list as well as I don't see much content on them, especially when it comes to fanfic💔
However, that is the whole reason why I created 13 Days of Leon!! One of my main reasons why I came to post fanfic here is because I want to write for ALL Leons. I figured this event will be a great idea to give the spotlight to each Leon equally and provide content for them for the people who do like these rare variations of him. I do enjoy doing this event as well as it gives me good practice on writing Leon as while he always kept the mindset of helping people, he has changed a lot throughout the games and movies. I am so happy that people seem to like this event as well💗💗
Thankfully people had submitted very fluffy requests for these two Leons that I can't wait to write, they are genuinely so sweet😭
We have now got one request for each Leon for the upcoming 200 followers celebration!! Thank you so much to everyone who sent one in, I can't wait to write them!!
I am aiming to start posting this event on Monday, July 27th and will post a masterlist for it towards the end of next week.
I will also post updates of schedules on upcoming fics tomorrow as well. Have a great rest of your day/night everyone!!<33
Agent. Women to to women. What's your favorite makeup to use every single time?
Ouuu okay, I will list a couple of things I like to use every time:
MORPHE SETTING SPRAY that thing does wonders. I recommend it to anybody who does makeup. I specifically use the black bottle one and it leaves such an beautiful, natural finish without any weird feeling on your face!! Trust me, your makeup will stay on.
NYX brow glue!! I have messy looking eyebrows, but this glue holds them down so well. I love the spoolie applicator, you can easily brush the glue on while styling/shaping your eyebrow at the same time. I use the clear one, but they also have a brown glue as well!!
While I haven't gone through too many foundations, I have to say about-face foundation is so nice. It is a very buildable, leaning towards medium coverage. I don't use a lot as a little goes a long way, and I get left with a smooth base every time. Their bottles are also big, but I am not a big fan of the applicator, as every time you take it out, some foundation bursts out the bottle with it?? (Like the tiniest drop, so I open it over my trash can so it won't mess up anything.) Other than that, it is very nice and if you like colorful makeup products such as eyeliner and eyeshadow, I definitely recommend checking out their other products!!
Fwee Glitz Stone highlighters!! I have their white and blue highlighter and it works so nice and are very vibrant in their pigment. Their packaging is also so cute and very 2000s. (which I LOVE.)
While I'm not the most professional in makeup, I do enjoy doing it because I find it relaxing to do in the morning. 99% of the time I do natural looks, so I keep things really simple. If you have any other questions, let me know!!
How are you doing :D and I have a request cooking in my brain so when requests open back up I will send it over 🤭
Take care of yourself and take your time!
HIII @nocturnalstar !!
My life has just been very hectic for the past two weeks, but I think I can finally say it has all settled down (I am not getting evicted anymore phew😓).
I may post a new schedule as I am out all day today, but I will be done on requests by the end of next week!! I may have to also push back opening requests a week, but I will make an update as soon as I can.
Thank you for checking up on me!! You're so sweet🩷🩷 I am excited for your request!! Please have it down somewhere like in your notes just in case.
Maybe you have mentioned it in the past but I can't for the life of me remember it. When do you plan on writing the new 13 days? Is it directly after all the requests?
Next week will be the last week I'll take to post requests and then the week after (the week of July 27th) I will post 13 days of Leon!!
Was anybody aware that Death Island has a manga adaptation too???? No? Just me? Aight.
No, I heard about it too!! While I haven't personally read it, I've seen a couple pages here and there and have heard from other people that it is way more interesting compared to the film adaptation. Hopefully I'll get to read it one day.
Speaking of Resident Evil manga, I have the first three copies of The Marhawa Desire!! I haven't read manga in a long time, so I am really excited to get into it. It is a prequel to Resident Evil 6!!