Super Geek!

“If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards.” ― Violet Haberdasher

[a-geek-without-braces]

Welcome back to me.

It has been forever since I used tumblr. But I need somewhere to yell into the void about being high-masking AuDHD

[sandersstudies]

My husband came to the youth theater rehearsal I was directing last night to work on some set pieces. He usually only works set on weekends when nobody is there, so his goal was to be totally inconspicuous. But the second and third graders treated him like a walking stim video. They were totally absorbed by his painting and drilling and clapped for him when he began or finished a task.

[sandersstudies]

The children, in the middle of their scene, suddenly seeing that my husband is about to put the first stroke of white paint over a wall: WAIT can we watch please please please?

[sandersstudies]

My husband is a somewhat large bearded man, too, so as soon as the kids walked in, I was explaining that I know him, he is helping us, and to not be scared if there was some loud noise.

Meanwhile the children are just watching him the whole time like :) :) :)

[sandersstudies]

My husband: doo do doo

A dozen grade schoolers:

[everythingfox]

(via)

[catchymemes]

[taken-for-pomegranted]

When I was a kid, I thought whirlpools were going to present much more of an issue than they actually do

[guooey]

I’ve got another orange cat video to show....

[catchymemes]

A beaver in a rehab facility decided to build a dam by the doorway

[heidelbro]

He’s doing such a good job, there’s no water flow

[fencehopping]

Extruding pasta

[revryebread]

Stealing my friends post valor

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[talesfromtreatment]

This little one acts completely feral unless you make the "mommy greeting kittens" noise at them. When my phone isn't making them unsure they will come charging to the front of the cage for attention by the second trill.

You can see the body language change in the ears with the first and second trill real well

[naamahdarling]

He IMMEDIATELY goes from hissing to meowing back in response, like lost babies will.

Poor sweet little thing. He seems reachable. I hope he gets a good home.

[beardedmrbean]

[coffeeseed]

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.

[funnytwittertweets]

[greencreeker]

[kropotkindersurprise]

2022 - A group of activists use parkour to turn off useless energy wasting shop signs in Montpellier, France. [video]

[snowychicken]

Is this a threat?

[mini-wrants]

The parties are not the same

The parties are not the same

The parties are not the same