"Love is in the air" WRONG! Your house is haunted!

Snowy • one/oneself • 22 • love loses <2 • blogging from the backrooms • bonk bonk motherfucker • licking the batteries

[sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated]

Being a lesbian named Fisher is so hard. I'm Fish. women want me. I'm scared all the time

[sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated]

You CANNOT do this to me

[coruscantknave]

sometimes having a cool name comes at a cost

its the Fisher price

[sleuthgueth-archive-deactivated]

BOOS YOU VERY LOUDLY OFF THE STAGE

[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[supermariomamafucker]

scientist discovers a little animal awww

[xanaxfarts]

A tiny insect clinging to the head of a horned viper

[nattousan]

#ratatouille

[you-are-a-saucy-boy]

sitcom about a prehistoric village but the b-plot is about modern archeologists digging up the site. character makes some little clay dogs and gives them to their friends. archeologists: "they seem to have worshipped a canine deity, we found one of these in every household" cut back to the character being asked by everyone in the village if they can also have a little clay dog. archeologists: "some of the statues are higher in quality, likely indicating status in the community" cut to character overwhelmed by how many people want these dogs and making the last few way quicker to save time. the shit ones go to the most respected members of the community because they happened to ask last

[hollanderthoughts]

I bet it feels good as fuck to not worry about Your Secret every single day just all day constantly worrying about Your Secret

[shithowdy]

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

[shithowdy]

loon :)

[shithowdy]

i painted my loon :)

[snowychicken]

WHY DO I FUCKING TRY

[saduboiss-deactivated20260204]

my soul is too sensitive for this life.

[saulwexler]

shamed:(

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[astercontrol]

Rickrolling is deceptive, but it's among the most harmless forms of deception available

in other words, it may tell a lie, but it will never tell a lie and hurt you

[snowychicken]

I have an insane amount of self restraint actually like I deserve a fucking medal

[real-language-facts]

starts talking and a disclaimer appears above my head saying that all resemblance to real languages is strictley coincidental

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]