"Love is in the air" WRONG! Your house is haunted!

Snowy • one/oneself • 22 • love loses <2 • blogging from the backrooms • bonk bonk motherfucker • licking the batteries

[real-language-facts]

starts talking and a disclaimer appears above my head saying that all resemblance to real languages is strictley coincidental

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]

[lotusveeter]

oh..............thats comfort. thats comfort of my gore character.

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[stateownedslut]

My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[64mpg]

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

[mark-gently]

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

[goats-ablaze]

woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

[thereisselfpreservation]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection

[beeeleenn]

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

[izzyapricot]

“that’s so you” gets me unreasonably excited

[sparrow-va]

[luckyclover333]

I'm back with my silly edits, hope you don't mind the random spanish

[ultrabeast01symbiont]

any text post can be a zero escape reference if you're insane like me

[garbageknight29003]

theres a kanny on my canvas again