stomping around

For survival reasons i think of my life as a sitcom.

[a-kermit-lover]

After dancing for 3 hours on Xbox Kinect.

[a-kermit-lover]

Agg Tumblr, you are such a harsh lover. Is like you know i love you but you dont even care.

[a-kermit-lover]

Unfortunately, I have no idea how to use Excel properly.

[dreamjerky]

[a-kermit-lover]

lololol

[slutjensen-blog]

THEME 18.0 - Righteous

preview | code

Features:

sb image (dimensions 200px by 130px for the best results!!)

5 customizable links

updates tab w/ space for name, age etc

jump pagination

small scrollbar

small cursor

500px posts

Rules:

please like or reblog if you’re using!!

do not claim as your own

please please please don’t remove the credit

message me if you have any inquiries! 

flawless base code by meliapond

+ i’m a week late ahhh i’ll be posting theme 19 by tonight!!

[a-kermit-lover]

I would think that by now somebody would have already created an enterprise dedicated to packing luggages. 

And if it exists, then we need to spread the word around, because this needs to become a thing.

I . Hate . Packing.

gaah

[a-kermit-lover]

My Boonie lies over the ocean. my Boonie lies over the sea. My Boonie lies over the ocean, please bring back my Boonie to me....[Nasty sexy drums]...She is my cherry pie, cool drink of water such a sweet surprise. Tastes so good makes a grown man cry. Sweet cherry pie

The Pageant show is probably my favorite scene from the Bad Grandpa movie. Such a ridiculously funny movie. 

I´ve been spamming so hard my friends with this scene lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRSUS4WZO5Q 

[a-kermit-lover]

Can we all just agree on how majestic Beyoncé is?

Ultimate spirit animal. 

[a-kermit-lover]

Ive done this.

And i won.

[a-kermit-lover]

Hello defeat. Its me again

[a-kermit-lover]

OMG

i am speechless right now.

[a-kermit-lover]

That friend that always has energy.

how?

[a-kermit-lover]

Hello eurovision.

You are so weird. 

[a-kermit-lover]

Home alone.

[a-kermit-lover]

I just love Buster so much.

[a-kermit-lover]

[a-kermit-lover]

When a member in your family makes a joke about you, and you cant fight back. 

[a-kermit-lover]

Truth and lies by Barber

So while swimming in the waters of Pinterest i founded this series of humorous poster that represent everyday lies and translates them into the harsh truth. This is what we really mean, and we all know it.

The artist is Justin Barber (NOT Justin Bieber). And i want to be his friend.