[he/him 40s] [hornyposting] [minors DNI] Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the midlife crisis, to discover the perversions that were promised.
Minors and ageless blogs please do not interact here. This blog hosts explicit sexual content. If you follow me or like/reblog one of my posts, I will check your blog. If I cannot see an 18+ age stated in your bio or pinned post I will block you (which means you will also be blocked from my sfw sideblog @a-knight-grizzled). The blocking is for my own legal protection and not because I don't like you or think you have no cope. Thank you for understanding.
This is a blog for medieval and fantasy roleplay of both the general fun and hornyposting varieties. Alt character sideblogs listed at foot of post, all follows/likes/asks will come from here.
See #errant for original creative writing, subdivided into #errant lusts for mature content and #errant dreams for the rest.
Information about the scribe is below the cut.
I am Sir Gareth of the Esterlands, only recently arrived in this kingdom and seeking to build my life, reputation and honour anew. I beg you, do not enquire further into my Tragic Backstory™️, I cannot bear the shame of discussing it.
(note from the scribe: Reader you can absolutely enquire further, indeed it is to be encouraged. The experience of shame is exquisite enrichment for our dear Sir Gareth.)
My silent yearnings may be provoked by humans of any stripe, and by several types of nonhuman besides. However I yearn most ardently in the direction of:
- men (of any AGAB)
- dick (of any/no gender)
- genderfucky & androgynous aesthetics (with any AGAB and any/no gender)
- lovers of power exchange (I'm a switch)
The more of the above boxes you tick, the more likely I will yearn for you. If you tick them all I am almost certainly yearning for you already.
(note from the scribe: The identity and features of your scribe are deeply irrelevant to the yearning process. Sir Gareth has no time to dillydally with thoughts about the being behind your curtain.)
Here be kinks:
- rape & nonconsenting scenarios, all tagged #noncon these are not typically violent, though restraints may feature; I'm more into the 'being gently seduced into having a wonderful time against your will' flavour of noncon
- older knight x younger character, all tagged #elderknight this is strictly an opt-in dynamic and not something I will engage in unless you are specifically looking for it; for my fuller thoughts on this you can search #elder-knight-thoughts
- intox
- somno (sleepy preferred to flat asleep)
- mind control
- obsession/possession
- denial (especially of the slow, soft, gentle, sweet torture variety)
- worship & devotion
- condescension
- shame, guilt & humiliation
- probably more that I'm not thinking of right now, feel free to enquire if I'm into this or that
The Scribe
Art credits:
My faithful scribe is forty-mumble years of age, white, AuDHD, chronically fatigued, panromantic, demisexual, and a freshly hatched transmasc who has recently discovered he is NOT grey-ace actually, it was the fucking contraceptive pill all along, and now despite not even being on T yet he is suddenly very fucking horny all the time like he hasn't been since he was a fumbling teenage virgin; but hey, for all that the guy is of little consequence really. Pay no attention to the moans wafting in from behind the curtain.
Profile and header pics are courtesy of Sebastian Dziekoński
Sideblogs:
- @earl-of-cumberland (more RP hornyposting)
- @something-ancient-and-powerful (more RP hornyposting)
- @a-knight-offduty (for non-knight things, will also include some hornyposting)
- @a-knight-grizzled (my sfw sideblog where I interact with adults and minors alike)
not really a knight so much as a warrior queen, but I've always really loved Tomyris. terrifying woman
cyrus the great tried to marry her to get access to her tribe , and declared war when she refused. he lured her troops(led by her son) into an ambush with wine and slaughtered them all. tomyris was so pissed she rode into battle against him herself, and when she found his corpse, dunked his head in a bag full of blood. slay!
knights who would give up everything for their liege. They mold themselves into bastions of defence, taking on the toil meant for another.
I wanna squeeze your thighs
knights who’s grasps are firm in their hold. a simple touch, gesture communicates many words to their beloved. Often in reassurance, but simmering beneath is desire.
I wanna kiss your eyelids
knights who’s mouths are soft and constant. always wandering around their liege’s face and body. Sometimes the helmet doesn’t deter them from pressing against their liege.
and corrupt your dreams
knights who devotion escapes their souls and seeps into their liege. Whose waking thoughts are now filled with vigorous desire for their knight; fully conquered carnally and emotionally.
knight who's chivarlous and kind and polite in public who gets rough and mean and possessive in the bedroom x knight who's gruff and rude and violent in public who kneels and begs and whimpers and whines while bouncing on it <3
if you're going to fucking play games, prince, they'll be by my rules. keep your arms above your head, arch your back. we'll test your patience, see how long it takes for you to beg while i'm inside you.
don't try to pull at me. you're so weak, so easy to pin. be good. arch your back. you'll learn soon enough how nice it is to give in, when you let yourself be mine. there is no one here to perform for but yourself. open yourself up. ask for what you want. i'll give it to you, when you give yourself over to me.
there you are. beg. beg, and i'll show you what you need.
Only one way to find out. You'll need to tell me where you feel it most. Oh right there huh? Yeah, I can work with that. Now. Stay very, very still for me. We wouldn't want this to go wrong. That's it.
it's fun how like. the dragonposters and wizardposters and knightposters and maidposters and princessposters are all probably posting about the same notional setting. The Greater Tumblr Fantasy World
My favorite descriptor for sex or lust has got to be rabid. That and feverish. There’s something so undeniably sexy about being so overcome with hunger for someone that it has to be described as something akin to a disease. The desire rooted within me is so powerful it’s actively detrimental to my health. You’ve infected me with something that will tear me apart unless I can get my hands on you.
Ah... How to come off as subtle with this... I saw you followed me recently and after checking a few of your posts I am quite intrigued about your writing to say the least, positive in all ways, but I am not certain as to why am I so drawn to it... Just wanted to confess that, even if anonymously, in an attempt to free my mind from it
Oh you are most subtle, dear anon, most subtle indeed. How delightful to know your attempts to free yourself from the impure thoughts I have provoked in you, have resulted only in you becoming further entangled with my words. Tripped and fell into my ask box, did you?
By all means, do continue pathetically struggling to dodge and parry my literary slashes. I'm only too happy to watch you flail a little while longer. We both know how much you're looking forward to the part where you're too exhausted to continue defending yourself, and I shove you to the ground and pierce you all over with my filthy words.
Have no fear, my good anon; you will yield and you will like it. It is but a matter of time.
In case you couldn't tell, this ask licked me right up and down my hypno/corruption kink. If such is also your interest, you can find more of this sort of thing over on my sideblog @something-ancient-and-powerful
have any favourite blogs on here you wanna share? knight posting or other?
I have many favourite knightposting blogs! So much so that it feels daunting to name any without simply providing a complete list because I know I will miss some that I love and later I'll go "FUCK 😫 I should have included my beloved so-and-so on the list"
Nevertheless I shall make the attempt. I believe the knight and knight-adjacent blogs I mostly regularly find myself checking separately from going through my feed are
@fruityprinceling
@jester-of-hearts
@but-a-licentious-prince
@knights-hand
@knightclubbing
@geminimeowdust
@graceless-squire
@tiredvanprincess
@sirtin
@ser-william-the-third
@knightwatching
@your-prince-charming
@mielonthemoon
@dude-the-ancient-dragon
And some other favourites I stop by at on the regs are
@menofcolorinfantasyart
@bigfriedbassoon
@axxxie
@father-moss
@xx-mattimax-xx
I hope they may furnish you with as much joy and whimsy as they bring me, dear anon!
erotic jester tarot deck....ahem, jester in various situations and each element of bdsm corresponding to different suits cups, swords, etc—perhaps even with the different suits of playing card decks as well...is this anything?
knight grabbing a clean shirt and stuffing it against the wound. choking in frustration and fear at the swiftness with which red stains bloom on the white linen
pressing harder and rocking on his heels and whispering fiercely No, you mad old bastard, you may not die, stop bleeding, stop it stop it STOP and then breaking into a harsh sob over the wizard's pale and limp form
