Alicia

a-lee-see-yah

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[a-lee-see-yah]

The only things reading imagines taught me is that I’m lonely and seriously need a boyfriend…

[a-lee-see-yah]

Still stands 😅

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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

[theinsanerobin]

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922. His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

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He’s a motherfucking vampire

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His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

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[muppetsational]

I totally believe this to be true.

[loyaltyy]

[animalsdancing]

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[yellowdiamondsintheligh]

[a-lee-see-yah]

pandoralily:

imagine Michael Cera as Christian Grey

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[drivedarlingdrive]

#LITTLE TINY ONES #kristen pls

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I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

[pardonmewhileipanic]

forever sorry to her that i let internalized misogyny, a poorly written character, and bad media turn me against her once. she is amazing

[vapequeen666]

let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit

[shrugging]

you’re my boyfriend i decided 

[zowieee]

[death-tones]

What does this mean?

[setbabiesonfire]

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

[spacemuffinz]

YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY FOUND ON THE FLOOR OF THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE

OLDER THAN THE AZTECS AND COMPLETELY SMOOTH AND 3 TIMES BIGGER THAN THE EGYPTIAN CHEOPS AND NO ONE KNOWS HOW IT GOT THERE.

[odin-n-out]

IM SORRY BUT WHY IS THIS THE FIRST TIME IVE HEARD OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS WHAT IS THIS SHIT

[brainwormunion]

OKAY HERE’S YOUR DEBRIEFING OF THE CRYSTAL PYRAMID BECAUSE THAT IS SOME CRAZY SHIT.

IN 2012 FRENCH AND AMERICAN SCIENTISTS STUDYING THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE STUMBLED UPON THIS HUGE TRANSLUCENT PYRAMID

THIS THING MEASURED 300 METERS WIDE AND 200 METERS TALL. THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE PYRAMIDS OF GIZA SO YOU COULD IMAGINE HOW CRAZY THIS WAS TO THE SCIENTISTS

NOW THIS IS ALL 2000 METERS UNDERWATER. THE SCIENTISTS THEN DISCOVERED TWO HOLES AT THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID THAT MOVE WATER THRU AT AN EXTREMELY FAST RATE. THIS CAUSES MASIVE SURGE WAVES AND MIST ON THE SURFACE. THAT MAY BE THE REASON FOR THE INCIDENTS WITH BOATS AND PLANES CRASHING THERE

THEY’RE SAYING THAT THIS PYRAMID COULD BE FROM THE TIME BEFORE THE BIBLE SAYS NOAH’S ARK HAPPENED

OR ALIENS

BUT WHATEVER IT IS THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE JUST GOT LIKE A BILLION TIMES CREEPIER

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While On a Delivery Today

[a-lee-see-yah]

Doorbell: Ring ring

Me: Hello I have your order!

Little Girl: *answers the door and stares at me for a moment*

Little Girl: ...You're a girl.

Me: Yes, actually I am!

Little Girl: *hands on hips, giving me a firm, calculated look*

Little Girl: Girls can deliver pizzas too!

Me: That's right!

Little Girl: *nods approvingly* Girls can do ANYTHING.

[accordingtodevin]

Interviews are hard. 

[wenchyfloozymoo]

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Trust.

[sadunkin]

Next level trust.

[suprastar]

Love that show so much

[slightlymiserable]

omfggggggg goals goals goals.

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‘Hello land dog, I am water dog.’

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE.