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no joke, I’ve watched this about 30 times for sanity

When I first heard the quote I thought “this is the best pro-biden ad I’ve seen” and it cracks me up that someone in his campaign was like “let’s just use that as an ad”

flexaction

scallywagsupreme

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

passionatemango

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

ohhwendypeffercorn

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

catchymemes

blognotfound

pls don’t let this flop

nilesfreeman

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

alexanderzeegreat

We never deserved this show

dubcdiaperboy

Mommy asks me what I want to drink with my chicken tacos (which were very yummy!) for Cinco, since we didn't have any tequila, and, well, toddlers can't have tequila. But then I remembered that when we goto the taco truck, she lets me get a horchata with my (lengua) Torta, but we didn't have all the stuff to make it "authentic" (I know it's a powder mix, most everywhere we've had it.) so I had to improvise. And with that..

Tumblr, I humbly present to you : Formuchata!

Err, Forchata! No, that still doesn't work...

Okay, here we go. Are you ready?

*deep breath*

Hormula!

How to make :

In sippy cup (Pictured: Nalgene Grip n Gulp)

Splash of vanilla creamer

Smaller splash of hazelnut creamer

Milk about 2/3rds full (go easy, this is a 12oz sippy cup and we still have to add some more stuff!)

Two and a half scoops vanilla toddler formula

Heavy sprinkle of cinnamon

Ice cubes

Put sippy top on, cover spout, shake over sink.

Enjoy.

ruinedchildhood

We’re officially living in a Parks and Rec episode.

daddyiwantthis-deactivated20241

I’ve been asked about this DIY play gym a lot. The inspiration + tutorial came from @thesuperbaby however, if you don’t have a kink account you won’t be able to see it. ⁠ ⁠ So with his permission, here are the supplies you’ll need: ⁠ ⁠ ⭐ A single person tent. I chose the 5’ x 5’ one, but you can go bigger if you like. $20⁠ ⁠ ⭐ Four pool noodles. I chose white bc I knew I wanted the theme to be light and airy. $18 ⁠ ⁠ ⭐ A foam baby playmat (5’ x 5’). You could use a blanket for this but I thought foam would be more comfortable. $30⁠ ⁠ ⭐ Crib sheets or other fabric to cover the pool noodles. $15 ⁠ ⁠ ⭐ Hanging toys. You can use any that you have around your house. I bought zoo theme ones for $20 ⁠ ⁠ Total: $103 ⁠ ⁠ I recommend following @thesuperbaby if you want to build this. His IG tutorial goes into way more depth than I can cover in this post.

lucytara

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach