i've been hit with thunder

erin, 30s, lesbian, she/her my throat is a beehive pitched into a river. look! look how long this love can hold its breath. {art credit}

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[crazyloml]

[dogpuppy]

[crazyloml]

[crazyloml]

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[bearie]

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

[angelicguy]

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

[bearie]

do you want custody of the post

[angelicguy]

I just wanna hang out

[crazyloml]

[crazyloml]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

What other sites fail to realize is that tumblr is prohibition era america for porn. You can't barge into any search function and go asking for it, but if you know where to go and who to ask it's absolutely still being provided. It's grown over the past years so much that these days you can't step into a taxicab without being offered porn by the driver

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[dogpuppy]

[64mpg]

whatever i’m the only person on this website anyway

[vigilskept]

“let women be friends” no. if 2 women share screentime they have to fuck nasty about it forever. on account of because i said so.

[exitwound]

My era rn is uncategorizable. The the way I am living is unheard of