Love Results In Oblivion

[st-just]

Hero.

[allthingshyper]

If you look up power move in the dictionary, you get this story

[toastbutteregg]

My type of hero

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[bruwho]

@audriestorme

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[krabby-kronicle]

[happifying-things]

[pissvortex]

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

[kitty]

[s-gellar]

[mishasminions]

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

[lastseasonsloser-deactivated201]

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

[illogical-bullshit]

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 

[cartoongoblin]

I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

[babyanimalgifs]

Friendship goals (@jake_n_ginger)

[vladtheunfollower]

[polyglotplatypus]

[bunjywunjy]

TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON

[lsleofskye]

Norway | cosmokoala

[lsleofskye]

And in the end... | bryanminear

[lsleofskye]

Queenstown NZ | south_of_home

[dogg]

do not click me!! warning!!

[saltrat88]

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

[norseminuteman]

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

[seedicks]