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[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[maracantrun]

@leafyte3s may your writing flourish

[ferntastic-m]

Thank you!

[the-smallest-star]

a-ltercationking‌:

@hannah-the-small

Bowser have one son that he greatly cares for.

And he generally pretty chill and friendly with the local children that do see him as a role model.

…However,i these dire moments,  he is now face to face with an astray child that is… in his castle for unknown reasons. and the Koopa King himself, tried to response in the most… appropriate manner that he can think of.

…

“Alright. who left a homeless kid in my domain?!”

…Okay. 

it wasn’t exact the MOST appropriate, but okay But, hey. King of the Koopas in his title, and he’s not the exact one to socialize in more proper solutions or times.

Hey! He have ONE kid to take care, let’s not double it up now!

..During his off-duties. the Koopalings can be counted as one? …But his mind will just settle with one.

It had been pouring it down outside, classic thunder and lightening style when Hannah had managed to sneak into the castle in search of shelter. She had been planning on waiting for the storm to pass when she’d come across possibly the BIGGEST and grumpy looking turtle thing she’d ever laid eyes on.

Soaked to the bone she wasn’t sure how to reply, but gathered enough courage to pipe up.

“Um… no one left me mister. Me and my Daddy got separated when we fell down a pipe and I dunno where he is. I was lookin’ for him when the storm came and I was just gonna wait it out and look for him again. Sorry for not knocking… your door knocker is really high up.” She explained, “I can leave.”

She was only a small thing; a sodden mop of brown hair, smooth baby fat cheeks and soft blue eyes. If her dad was out there he was likely just as soaked.

[a-ltercationking]

Welp, Bowser knows one thing: if this kid is spilt from his parent, then it is...KINDA his duty to make children like her is safe and sound from harm’s way. 

After all, there has past reports of kids getting lost, disappeared, or even abandoned by parental figures alone.

Usually, his men handle it all.

however? this was rather... an unique solution, as no lost child get personal meet-up with the King Koopa himself.

And he can’t leave a helpless child in a heavy rain like this. 

He’s not cruel by heart. 

The thunderstorm cackled loudly. The king’s fierily and crimson eyes meets with the child’s more mellow and cobalt eyes.

He began to spoke.

“Hold up, kiddo.” His behemoth size forced him to kneel down to the young girl’s level. “I ain’t leaving you alone in this rain, you hear me?” His tone unlike the latter was more soften-spoken to show the kid his helpful side, almost fatherly-like.

His muscular arms reached upwards to his blackish cape, as he began unbuttoned it and wrapped the cape around the kid like a soft blanket.

“There. I hope that keeps you from getting more soaked.” He said, as he softly curved a smile.

“Tell me, kid. What’s your name?” 

[a-rich-friendship]

{a-lterationking} - 💛 {With your Ridley}

Honestly? Yeah. Ridley would NOT get along with Bowser. Ridley would HATE how your Bowser is so rude, yet ultimately a hero. He would HATE how Bowser has a soft side for kids. And he would hate, hate, H A T E how Bowser was in Smash Bros. before him!

[a-ltercationking]

(Then he HATE his counterpart from the AKQ Nintendo universe, as he, in AKQ’s equivalent to the original Smash Bros. he already part of the smash roster.

I had yet fully explore that thought, perhaps in the very far future.)

[a-ltercationking]

(I updated one thing in the ‘info’ page regarding AKQ Bowser’s new design that i forgotten to post months ago. 

I will get to the drafts eventually, thank you for patience.|  

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[whispersandwhiskerburn]

Reblog because the titles for each category are comedy gold.

[clobberingcatastrophe]

Ok, back

(Sorry for the hiatus, other stuff was happening and I was kinda overwhemed, i’ll try and respond to everything I missed, sorry -ST P.S. Using PMD Totodile as a faceclaim now cause why not.)

[a-ltercationking]

(Nah! Aggron is way better than Totodile!)

[a-ltercationking]

@hannah-the-small

Bowser have one son that he greatly cares for.

And he generally pretty chill and friendly with the local children that do see him as a role model.

...However,i these dire moments,  he is now face to face with an astray child that is... in his castle for unknown reasons. and the Koopa King himself, tried to response in the most... appropriate manner that he can think of.

...

“Alright. who left a homeless kid in my domain?!”

...Okay. 

it wasn’t exact the MOST appropriate, but okay But, hey. King of the Koopas in his title, and he’s not the exact one to socialize in more proper solutions or times.

Hey! He have ONE kid to take care, let’s not double it up now!

..During his off-duties. the Koopalings can be counted as one? ...But his mind will just settle with one.

[a-ltercationking]

Loot Box Opened, You obtained: A piece of Hyper Candy!

“HEY! Who left this gift in my front gate?! How many times I told you bazos about sending me gifts without my…!”

“…You know what? Fine, whatever. I’ll take the dumb candy…”

He took a quick look on the strange lollipop on his hand.

“Eh, free for the king.” He shrugged carelessly, chomped it whole. It tasted… pretty alright. 

Tasted like any generic lollipop he once eaten, but juuuust decent enough to-

“WHO. IN THEIR RIGHT MIND?!—-”

[a-ltercationking]

*Leaves burning bag near the door way.

“...

Why am I not surprised?” 

Kamek sighed, muttering as he uses his magic wand to swirl the charcoal bag with one big sweep. He continue on his day. 

[clobberingcatastrophe]

That was awesome prank, Triple D! You should do Ridley next!

“I… don’t think that’s such a good idea.”

[a-ltercationking]

“You SERIOUSLY afraid of him? Are you NOT a king?”

[clobberingcatastrophe]

“I-I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HES EATS KINGS FOR BREAKFAST!“

[a-ltercationking]

“So basically: Cowering is your ONLY option.”

[clobberingcatastrophe]

“I mean, what else can I do without my guard! I’s was never the fightin’ type-“

“Sir aren’t you contradicting yourself-“

“WHO EVER SAID FIGHTING-TYPE, THAT IS INSULTING.“

[a-ltercationking]

Cricket noises...

Bowser could... not mustered any words for a moment. But Bowser snapped him out of it pretending to not notice the god-like creature before, It’s not important to this disscussion.

“Look, Ds, I’m not telling you go out of your way to clobber him as he didn’t do any trouble as in yet...”

“...But if you truly that scare of Mr.Star Trex over here, then you’re just pathetic!”  

[clobberingcatastrophe]

That was awesome prank, Triple D! You should do Ridley next!

“I… don’t think that’s such a good idea.”

[a-ltercationking]

“You SERIOUSLY afraid of him? Are you NOT a king?”

[clobberingcatastrophe]

“I-I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT HES EATS KINGS FOR BREAKFAST!“

[a-ltercationking]

“So basically: Cowering is your ONLY option.”

[clobberingcatastrophe]

That was awesome prank, Triple D! You should do Ridley next!

“I… don’t think that’s such a good idea.”

[a-ltercationking]

“You SERIOUSLY afraid of him? Are you NOT a king?”

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send "Loot Box Opened, You obtained: ______" And add any item you want. My muse will give their reaction to finding said Item.

[clobberingcatastrophe]

Say which muse or muses tho, if you say no one then i’ll have all of them open it

[clobberingcatastrophe]

INTRODUCING...

COMMIN’ ACHTA IT’S KING DEDEDE AND HIS MINIONS(?)! An Indie Dedede, BWD, and Escargoon!|Rules|Muses

[konghatred-deactivated20190813]

a-ltercationking‌:

“S-Sire, it would not be wise to look into that portal!”

If there’s one thing to note, is that you cannot stop the unstoppable

…And Bowser fits the most accurate description.

The more… ‘heroic’ Koopa King in this world did not stop his marching, nor pay attention to Kamek’s heel warning, as no one tells a king like him to just… stop because of reasons, he’ll do it because he WANTS to!

After all, Bowser was morbidly curious on why such swirling portal suddenly appeared in his throne room, his face stood stone-hearted.

His eyes widen in utterly disbelief upon getting closer to see what lies on the other side… …And what was bestowed upon him was…

Him…self.

HIM.

It…was like staring at a reflection… but the reflection wasn’t like him in the slightest. Nothing but an overweighted slob blocking the mirrored gateway.

He felt… insulted.

His disbelief sky-rocketed into red-boiling lava of anger.

And he was absolutely LIVID at the foul display before him.

“HEY!!! WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL HERE?!” He roared, as he angrily stomps ONE step into the portal, gritting his monstrous teeth.

“Y-Your grumpiness, wait! Certainly there’s logical reason behind all of this— KEE!” An attempt to pulled Bowser’s by his right muscular legging was a grave mistake, as Bowser’s brute force only propelled the poor Magikoooa on the ground, as his face was scarped on the surface by being dragged along.

This king ain’t gonna have any of this…

“ KAMEK, this mirror you put in here is BUSTED! This hunk of a reflection‘s not copyin’ me at all! “ 

Bowser barked, raising a brow at the now approaching seemingly reflection of his. He tried several more things to try to get his other self to copy him, wave his arms, make a face, but nothing was working.

Kamek however, came scurrying back into the throne room, shouting. He expected quick results of his spell, however he almost forgot to realize that the other Bowser maaaay not be happy with what he was looking back at. He wanted them to whip his king into shape.. not kill him! 

 “ I-It’s not a mirror, your grandioseness! Stand back! There’s no doubt the other Bowser has gotten a good look at you and is coming through! “

“ Other Bowser what the heck are y- GRAH !! “ 

The greedy king didn’t have much to say before the other version of him began to go through the portal, shoving him to the side. “ KAMEK, WHAT THE HECK IS GOIN’ ON HERE?! “ 

As soon as the Magikoopa arrived, he nervously chuckled towards his King who merely glared at him back. 

“ Lord Bowser! Meet… Lord Bowser. “

[a-ltercationking]

Upon stepping in to the other side, He got a GOOD look to his more obese counterpart.

And seeing him up-close was REALLY driving his gears to no end!

He simply could not compute the whole solution in hand.

With his more narrow-minded look on certain things, he goes straight to the conclusion that this digesting slob of his overweight MUST be some sotra IMPOSER that trying mimic his image in the wrong way!

It has to be! Why WOULDN’T be?

Was it some kinda prank?! Because if it is, then it’s a horrible one at that!

The all mighty King Koopa was DEAD set on preparing to battle the porky fool that is mirroring. AND mocking his ‘awesome’ image! His nostrils was puffing charcoal of smoke with his mouth burning with dimmed flames trailing both sides of the maw.

He growled.

“Alright, chump! I don’t know when or HOW you got here, But if you take MY looks and call yourself ‘King’?! I’m gonna!!—“

“Sire, please!!!”

Then Bowser instantly stopped his preparing fist upon his advisor’s screeching to get his attention.

“WHAT?!” He snapped out loud, glaring at his Kamek. “And let go of my darn leg!”

Kamek did so. He took a moment to calm himself, brushed the dirt off of him, took off his glasses to clean them with a cloth.

“As I was TRYING to say, sire. There’s a logical explanation behind all of this!”

“…And a questionable one at most…” He said, as his wrinkle eyes side glowered towards the other Kamek, he gonna have a displeasing to his other self,.

Neverthless, he continued on, readjusting and putting his glasses on. 

 “So, Sire, to put it blunt and in layman terms for you: There exists many different parallel realities, and we basically just travel into one by that magical portal beside us.”

“…Wait wait wait, hold on, you don’t mean…?!”

“YES,  sire! it’s quite like the whole ‘paper world collide’ incident all over again, but this time it’s parallel universes and blasted magical portals!”

Kamek didn’t need to explain no further! Bowser was now more… reserved after remembering this is not only time he met a different counterpart of himself. However, staring at the grossly fat displayed to him STILL made his blood boiled.

His paper counterpart? Sure, he had problems with him, but over time, the two was able to cooperated and worked together as a team.

...

This overweight alternate does NOT give him that similar vibe!

The souring Bowser glanced down at his advisor, crossing his arms in a sharp manner.

“Kamek,” He began. “I HATE parallel universes!” He snarled.

“WHY. AM I HERE?!” 

He demanded every reasons all of this, or he gonna start breaking some bones over here.

[a-ltercationking]

Me:

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Brain: make impact man rp blog

Me: aaaAA-

[a-ltercationking]

UNLOCKED! 

Kamek is now available for roleplaying and questions!