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I come here for a giggle and a laugh, and also this blog has existed since I was 12 so bare w me. homophobes/pedos/zoos dni <3 I’ll annihilate you art blog is: @ashlynnispanicking

[krossan]

i luv him so much

[biruesque]

happy pride month to everyone making promises this year

[kakirokero]

villain and violent, infant and innocent

[m-eggy]

“Helly was never cruel”

[rosenkranz-does-things]

a quick Severance poster in honor of the first episode of S2 coming out. welcome back television

[consultingfujoshi]

the cunt off to end all cunt offs are you actually kidding me people fucking died this shit was felt thousands of miles away through tremors in the earth the sheer cosmic power of their facecards rippled through the ether and kier goddamn eagans ghost on the big waffle in the sky shivered and turned around like Something Just Happened

[pussyevisceration]

they’re growing on me

[florence-pew]

what if we fell in love forever under the plastic desk tarps

[lifeisourcause]

#love the 'innies are inner children' interpretation for many reasons #one being that it makes the markhelly romance sickeningly poignant #mark and helena are traumatized and world-weary people with flaws and emotional baggage for DAYS #some may see them as ruined or irredeemable people #people who are undeserving or maybe incapable of finding pure and unconditional love at this point in their lives #(they certainly see themselves that way!) #i mean... who are they? #a middle-aged man who has become an avoidant alcoholic and a grief and guilt ridden widower? #a woman who has spent her entire life being abused by and indoctrinated into a cult and groomed to become its leader? #they sound hopeless #they believe they ARE hopeless #but markhelly prove that belief to be false #markhelly prove there is hope #even for damaged souls who have resigned themselves to misery #they prove that softer freer versions of these two people still exist #they may be buried subjugated and forgotten for 8 hours a day #but they are in there #they are tired of being oppressed #and they are ready to fight back #mark and helena underestimate their inner children #but they REALLY shouldn't #they are just as human as you. maybe more #their will to live is strong. stronger than yours #they are you. the purest version of you #go find them and free them #or they will free themselves without your permission #that is a threat and a promise (via @tinkertayler)

[aardvaark]

the best minor character on severance is hands down dr asal reghabi. i love every time she turns up and helps mark but also leaves him completely confused and tormented lol. she straight up kills a man in front of him and drags the body away and just leaves mark standing there. she jump scares him in a parking lot at night and pleads to get in his car, all while insulting his plans to get info to his innie. mark lets her perform *another* dubious experimental surgical procedure on his brain, and then she moves into his house. she told him brain surgery wasn’t an exact science. she’s going through his stuff. she’s asking for eggnog. they need eggnog. you gotta get eggnog, mark. i love her.

[sevrd-belle]

I fucking love Reghabi.

I probably rank her higher than most people.

Heck, I rank her above Gemma.

In fact I love all the Anti-Lumon rebel group people we’ve met so far.

[strawberry-macchiato]

The work is mysterious and important

Day 1/100 // print

[larri0li]

teambuilding activities

[discojams]

this show is so fucking funny

[rhube]

Lol.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

The Dylans' conversation: a beautiful affirmation of both of their identities as whole people as well as an acknowledgement of them being intrinsically the same person.

The Marks' conversation: No YOU kill yourself!

[strawberry-macchiato]

"I am a person. You are not."

"I'm not her. I'm not. I'm me."

Day 3/100 // print

[alysmond]

Your outie prefers two scoops of ice cream in a serving, but they must be the same flavor.

[outsidehelly]

heyyy so its cool you have a girlfriend heleny or whatever. i'll totally reintegrate btw and she can sit in the cuck chair if you want. why are you locking me out of the body. hello. hello

[udekai]

@seaglassxng

[carolsturka]

macrodata department: man it's so hard being a teenager

gemma the whole time: