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[a-molecular-machine]

The Lord sucketh and the Lord fucketh away

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[quixoticornithologist]

there are sounds that only bald people can hear

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[nynnyn666]

it's that time where i start making new ref sheets for my ocs......

[nynnyn666]

dippy has gotten so much love omg... thank you everyone please have a small dip for your kindness

[herpsandbirds]

Bronzed Cowbird (Molothrus aeneus), 2 males having an intense discussion, family Icteridae, order Passeriformes, Mesa, AZ, USA

photograph by Dave Lehneman

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[ot3]

heartbreaking and all too common experience: clicking on the op of a nice piece of art to check out their stuff and finding out that their primary creative outlet is minecraft youtuber fanart

[ot3]

buddy you can not be saying this with the trans pride peter griffin icon. stone in glass house.

[1964worldfair]

ITS IRONIC !!!!!!!!!

[ot3]

the rest of us have no way of knowing that on sight so you're the trans pride peter griffin icon guy now unfortunately. sorry.

[samreich]

just throwing this out there

[qadmonster]

Kofi Dooble

@Scones Fauntleroy MacDougal “a sea angel”

Cliongel

[prokopetz]

The purpose of Wizard Garb is a sort of combined aposematism and Müllerian mimicry with respect to other magical critters. Spell selection varies wildly, so not every wizard is an immediate threat, but how keen would you be to snack on something when there's a one in twenty chance it knows how to shoot lightning out of its ass?

[anonbeadraws]

illustration commission for Aiden of Palawheta the anthropolgist 📝

Tip jar/commissions

[dark-miku]

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

[dark-miku]

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

[arthuntblog]

Alan Uglow (1941-2011) [UK] ~ 'Colour Bars', 1991. Aquatint photogravure on Somerset 300g (62 x 55.5 cm).

[cryptotheism]

I was at a diner with some friends and a very tall woman with very red hair and very high heels came up to our table and introduced herself as a professional intuitive medium. We were polite as she proceeded to fumble her way through some cold reads. Are we artists? Yes you could say that. She showed us her evil eye necklace. Which was a swapmeet-esque resin butterfly adorned with what might have been a nazar. She said she had just moved from Sedona, which made a lot of sense. Of the new-age inclined towns orbiting Los Angeles Sedona is a provincial capital. I think she could tell the cold reading was not going well, so she thanked us for our time and headed back to her table. She sat with a man about her age in a fedora and a pointed goatee whose name I assumed was something like "Dante" or "Cuervo." I wish them well.

[cryptotheism]

I feel I didn't do her justice. She was wearing very high heels but this woman must have been six feet without them. She was very tall, and her cloud of hair only made her taller. From the sheer size of her pupils and the way she fingered the necklace she was in the midst of something psychoactive. She also wore a huge green coat with lots of buckles. Also of note; big golden multi-knuckle ring that said "SAPPHIC."