[ A New Player Has Joined . ]

W h e r e a m I . . . ? ?

[a-new-player-offical]

- Oh geez, how do I work these controls...

. . . L O A D I N G . . .

- ...oh! There we go :D! - Hey there! I'm Rook ^_^. - ...how did I get here again????

NAME: Rook!! GENDER: Huh?? PRONOUNS..?: Oh! Any is fine! AGE: ...why..? BIRTHDAY: You're being weird and invasive Mx. Disembodied Asking Voice :C Oh...sorry...uh...n-name..?: ...Rook...? ...other one...: Other...????

DNIs: None, really, besides like...bad people. I'll block if and when needed.

Tags: - chat logged : Rook speaking! - BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME ! : ??? - admin announcement : MOD SPEAKING!!!

BANNERS CREATED BY : @huraxy-dividers

"Who am I..? WHO AM I?! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING..? I'm the LOSER of the GAME you- -DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PLAYING." (It (the song) was stuck in my head, sorryyyyy it's probably not lore related (yet...) :C) (Like okay buddy you are not timmy tuffknuckles :/)

HEY!! Mod @ilovefruitymen here.

GOSH, that was probably insanely cringe. Anyways!!!

New to the officalverse! And, you know, the nullverse in turn. Maybe. I'm still not entirely sure how this works.

Rook, or known to some as "Player" (and I'll probably think of the lore for that later...), doesn't really...have a shtick yet. They're, well, a new player - no real reputation yet. The other, however (who I've totally thought of a name for trusttt...)...eh. Different story.

Rook kind of just...fell out of the sky or something. Popped up in the woods outta NOWHERE lol. That's...literally all of the lore I have for them so far.

Very much, like, Pokémon Legends: Arceus style. I know. Sorry. But hey, makes sense with the whole "player" thing, right??

Uhhh...

Yup!!

That's...all I have for the intro. Toodles!!

(Hope that was okay I'm not good at this ;W;)

[a-new-player-offical]

KAKAPO!!

- O-oh, wo- wow...!! - It's so...WOW!!! - I like this thing now!!!!! - Kakapo <333333 - Owl parrot thing <333333333 - Very silly <33333333333333333333

- Wow it's so stupid even I like this.

Hi!! Mod here. MOD LOVES KAKAPO AS WELL ADJKAHSJDHWIHKFHE

[a-new-player-offical]

- ...something's different. - What's missing...?

[a-new-player-offical]

- Oh geez, how do I work these controls...

. . . L O A D I N G . . .

- ...oh! There we go :D! - Hey there! I'm Rook ^_^. - ...how did I get here again????

NAME: Rook!! GENDER: Huh?? PRONOUNS..?: Oh! Any is fine! AGE: ...why..? BIRTHDAY: You're being weird and invasive Mx. Disembodied Asking Voice :C Oh...sorry...uh...n-name..?: ...Rook...? ...other one...: Other...????

DNIs: None, really, besides like...bad people. I'll block if and when needed.

Tags: - chat logged : Rook speaking! - BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME ! : ??? - admin announcement : MOD SPEAKING!!!

BANNERS CREATED BY : @huraxy-dividers

"Who am I..? WHO AM I?! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING..? I'm the LOSER of the GAME you- -DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE PLAYING." (It (the song) was stuck in my head, sorryyyyy it's probably not lore related (yet...) :C) (Like okay buddy you are not timmy tuffknuckles :/)

HEY!! Mod @ilovefruitymen here.

GOSH, that was probably insanely cringe. Anyways!!!

New to the officalverse! And, you know, the nullverse in turn.

Rook, or known to some as "Player" (and I'll probably think of the lore for that later...), doesn't really...have a shtick yet. They're, well, a new player - no real reputation yet. The other, however (who I've totally thought of a name for trusttt...)...eh. Different story.

Rook kind of just...fell out of the sky or something. Popped up in the woods outta NOWHERE lol. That's...literally all of the lore I have for them so far.

Very much, like, Pokémon Legends: Arceus style. I know. Sorry. But hey, makes sense with the whole "player" thing, right??

Uhhh...

Yup!!

That's...all I have for the intro. Toodles!!

(Hope that was okay I'm not good at this ;W;)

[definitely-ao3-offical]

welcome new player, im ao3. . . anyway can i adopt you? . . . . im adopting you, we're having soft tacos later

[a-new-player-offical]

- Oh, wow, tacos...? Cool!! I never had tacos before!!!! I don't think, at least... Nor do I have a family :D! Riiiight...?? - Yes you have. Dumbass. You can't have forgotten that much, damn.

[a-new-player-offical]

The Rook thrives on interaction, as does the rabbit. The crested goshawk thrives on isolation, as does the Python. And yet, they may live in the same environment. As does the parasite to the unknowing host. But who has control, at the core of all things? The seed, new and innocent? Or the planter, the one who nourishes, watches the seed grow...as they have done so many times before. This cycle will repeat. Over. And over. And over again. Until the planter grows tired of their garden. Until the parasite overtakes its host. Until but one is the apex of the habitat. Until the Python eats the rabbit. Until the goshawk drives out the Rook. Until then. 2 5 20 20 5 18 12 21 3 11 14 5 24 20 20 9 13 5 33

[the-frilly-one]

- HELLO..!!!!1 - Y-YOU'RE A VERY PRETTY AXOLOTL..... :DDDDD!! - UHM...THAT'S ALL...I JUST... - Think you're cool [:,

*Rook fidgeted nervously, glancing from the Axolotl to the ground.*

(They're a big fan :])

-@a-new-player-offical

Well hello there, nervous one!

No need to fidget, you have done

Nothing wrong by saying "hi."

In fact, it brightens up my sky.

You think I'm pretty? Cool? That's kind.

Such words are treasures, I do find.

Do you come with more to say,

Or simply company this fine day?

[a-new-player-offical]

- O-oh..! I just...wanted to call you pretty. Since uhm. I assume you get stressed sometimes..? You know...in your...line of work, I guess..

[faziiku]

forgot to post this from the other day </3

[micheal-afton-offical]

is this my future. Is this what you refused to tell me about @a-new-player-offical ? AM I GOING TO BE A FUCKING ROTTING CORPSE

[a-new-player-offical]

— …no…? ‘:] — maybe a…cool…kinda magic rotting corpse that’s still alive kinda…!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

i. What. I DONT WANT TO BE A CORPSE

[a-new-player-offical]

- I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T HAVE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS DDDDD:,

- ...ha. L. You know what that means..? LOOOOSSSSEEERRRRRR.

[micheal-afton-offical]

just… just tell me how to stop it

[ilovefruitymen]

- ...uh...don't go looking for your sister...? Maybe..?

[micheal-afton-offical]

uh. Ok

(ooc: wrong blog, again :])

[a-new-player-offical]

(MOD: THROWING MYSELF INTO THE FIRE IM SO SORRY)

- ...yeah...a lot of things...happen...in your future. ;P

[faziiku]

forgot to post this from the other day </3

[micheal-afton-offical]

is this my future. Is this what you refused to tell me about @a-new-player-offical ? AM I GOING TO BE A FUCKING ROTTING CORPSE

[a-new-player-offical]

— …no…? ‘:] — maybe a…cool…kinda magic rotting corpse that’s still alive kinda…!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

i. What. I DONT WANT TO BE A CORPSE

[a-new-player-offical]

- I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T HAVE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS DDDDD:,

- ...ha. L. You know what that means..? LOOOOSSSSEEERRRRRR.

[a-new-player-offical]

Ooc: I JUST LOST THE GAME! DAMMIT! 😂

Well played, well played

MOD:

Wa

Wh

Wuh

Huh

What game

,:3

(IM SORRY IM STUPID I have no clue what you're talking about lol but I'm sorry you lost the game..? ,:D)

[the-frilly-one]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

OOC: I started playing it back in 2005 thanks to a friend. ISTG It's now reflex when I'm reminded of it!

[a-new-player-offical]

NOOO NOW IM PLAYING TOO

TS SOUNDS LIKE AN SCP VRO

COOL THO THANKS :DDD

[a-new-player-offical]

Ooc: I JUST LOST THE GAME! DAMMIT! 😂

Well played, well played

MOD:

Wa

Wh

Wuh

Huh

What game

,:3

(IM SORRY IM STUPID I have no clue what you're talking about lol but I'm sorry you lost the game..? ,:D)

[faziiku]

forgot to post this from the other day </3

[micheal-afton-offical]

is this my future. Is this what you refused to tell me about @a-new-player-offical ? AM I GOING TO BE A FUCKING ROTTING CORPSE

[a-new-player-offical]

— …no…? ‘:] — maybe a…cool…kinda magic rotting corpse that’s still alive kinda…!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

fuck, I can’t even bring myself to go to fredbear’s anymore. Not even when my friends invite me.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Fredbear's...? But that's...

*Realization dawned upon them as they blinked with wide eyes.*

- ...oh. My. - DHFKHIUHSHVLNOIVHIMSKLSADLKSAJF ONG!!11!!1!!1 - WAOWWOWOWA!!!! - WAIT. YOU'RE THAT MICHAEL?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?

*Fan...person-ing (can't even say fanboying/fangirling help sob) noises.*

[micheal-afton-offical]

as in micheal afton? Yeah. Whats so crazy about that?

[a-new-player-offical]

- I'M LIKE!!!!! LITERALLY YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!111!1 - YOU'RE SO COOL AND AND - WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!

*They proceeded to bounce around Michael excitedly.*

- DON'T YOU KNOW?!?! YOU'RE LIKE!!! KINDA FAMOUS :DDD!!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

I have fans? Outside of Hurricane? Wow. I’m famous? Are you sure you’ve got the right guy? The only thing that could possibly make me famous is my dad- or really, his business. And thats not a very popular restaurant considering recent… yeah.

[a-new-player-offical]

*They nodded enthusiastically.*

- Of COURSE you have fans!! You're THE Michael Afton!!1!1! And not just because of your dad, he sucks, he's a meanie panini >:[ - I'm sorry you went through all that bad stuff, by the way... D: - ...if it makes you feel any better, pretty much nobody thinks anything's your fault and everybody likes you!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

my dad’s… fine. He’s fine. He’s a not a meanie. Also, what do you mean it’s not my fault?! I- he died because of me!

of course everybody likes me. I- I’m the greatest!

(ooc: micheal is both self-hating and also has a huge ego so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[a-new-player-offical]

(MOD: Oh no Michael's like me I finna get a security job and have my organs scooped out :C /silly)

- First off!! Your dad is kiiinda not-very-good. - Second, him dying wasn't your fault, it was an accident!! You didn't mean to, it was supposed to be a harmless prank. - And third...? Yes. Yes you are. You should absolutely be genuinely thinking that because you are very great. - No more being a Negative Nancy, okay? {:,

*They proceeded to place a hand on Michael's shoulder and give him head pats of reassurance.*

[ + 1 FRIEND POINTS (hopefully) ]

[micheal-afton-offical]

What do you mean that my dad is a bad guy?

do you really think his death isn’t my fault?

so. People really do like me… hell yeah. I’ll try to not be so negative. I guess.

(ooc: DONT DIE NO! Also yeah +1 friend point)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm...you know...reasons I maybe can't say yet... - Uh- - But yes!! Of course I don't think it's your fault, there was no way for you to know...that would happen. Accident's are the fault of none but Fate's. Rook wisdom!! - Aaaand HOORAY!! Plus, even if there are times where it FEELS like nobody likes you, I exist, right?? :D

(MOD: YIPPEEEE :DD)

[micheal-afton-offical]

the fuck do u mean you can’t say it yet?! Do you know my future or something?!

Of course you exist. How else would you be talking to me?

(ooc: time to give these guys an existential crisis!)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm. A little. Maybe. BUT. Uhhh. I-I don't think I'm allowed to actually tell you anything, yet, because of the timeline continuity or something..? Sorrryyyyy :C - And uhm...I'm not...sure if I... - Eh, never mind...!!

(MOD: XD YES let's do it lolllll)

[micheal-afton-offical]

You’re not sure if you exist? Thats… concerning.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Whaaaaaaat...? Pshhh, nah, noooo, I'd never doubt my existence because of an endless cycle of death and respawn and self awareness and a weird second consciousness thing maybe I dunno..., neverrrrrr!!!!!! :DDDD!!!

- I hate this place UGHHHH I don't even wanna be mentioned I'm sleeping BI-###

[micheal-afton-offical]

What? I- what? Also, I’ve noticed that whenever you refer to yourself the text is green. Why is there red? Are you someone else?

[a-new-player-offical]

- Wha...??? I don't???? Ever talk in red, I dunno..

- SH################## see this is why I can't have nice f###### things. F### you Rook, gtfo. And yeah, dipsh## Sherlock, I am. You never saw me though. LOL. And don't ask that naive little idiot about me, either. Not ready to wake up yet. Toodles ig idrgaf.

[micheal-afton-offical]

What the fuck.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uh...what...? Something wrong? :C

[micheal-afton-offical]

you know what, never mind

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm...okay...you good...?

*They asked with mild concern.*

[micheal-afton-offical]

you know how you get to not tell me my future for my safety? Think of this as me not telling you something for both of our sakes

[ilovefruitymen]

- Oh, uhm...okay, then...? - I didn't do anything wrong did I? D:

(MOD: Good idea, Mike-)

[micheal-afton-offical]

naw its fine.

(Ooc: Wrong blog bro. I still understand who u are tho-)

[a-new-player-offical]

(MOD: IM GONNA CRASH OUT I WAS ON SUCH I GOOD STREAK OF NOT DOING THAT AAA IM SO SORRY LKSADLKJLKSJ BANGING MY HEAD AGSINST A WALL NOISES)

- Oh, uh...okay then...!! :D

[micheal-afton-offical]

fuck, I can’t even bring myself to go to fredbear’s anymore. Not even when my friends invite me.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Fredbear's...? But that's...

*Realization dawned upon them as they blinked with wide eyes.*

- ...oh. My. - DHFKHIUHSHVLNOIVHIMSKLSADLKSAJF ONG!!11!!1!!1 - WAOWWOWOWA!!!! - WAIT. YOU'RE THAT MICHAEL?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?

*Fan...person-ing (can't even say fanboying/fangirling help sob) noises.*

[micheal-afton-offical]

as in micheal afton? Yeah. Whats so crazy about that?

[a-new-player-offical]

- I'M LIKE!!!!! LITERALLY YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!111!1 - YOU'RE SO COOL AND AND - WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!

*They proceeded to bounce around Michael excitedly.*

- DON'T YOU KNOW?!?! YOU'RE LIKE!!! KINDA FAMOUS :DDD!!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

I have fans? Outside of Hurricane? Wow. I’m famous? Are you sure you’ve got the right guy? The only thing that could possibly make me famous is my dad- or really, his business. And thats not a very popular restaurant considering recent… yeah.

[a-new-player-offical]

*They nodded enthusiastically.*

- Of COURSE you have fans!! You're THE Michael Afton!!1!1! And not just because of your dad, he sucks, he's a meanie panini >:[ - I'm sorry you went through all that bad stuff, by the way... D: - ...if it makes you feel any better, pretty much nobody thinks anything's your fault and everybody likes you!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

my dad’s… fine. He’s fine. He’s a not a meanie. Also, what do you mean it’s not my fault?! I- he died because of me!

of course everybody likes me. I- I’m the greatest!

(ooc: micheal is both self-hating and also has a huge ego so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[a-new-player-offical]

(MOD: Oh no Michael's like me I finna get a security job and have my organs scooped out :C /silly)

- First off!! Your dad is kiiinda not-very-good. - Second, him dying wasn't your fault, it was an accident!! You didn't mean to, it was supposed to be a harmless prank. - And third...? Yes. Yes you are. You should absolutely be genuinely thinking that because you are very great. - No more being a Negative Nancy, okay? {:,

*They proceeded to place a hand on Michael's shoulder and give him head pats of reassurance.*

[ + 1 FRIEND POINTS (hopefully) ]

[micheal-afton-offical]

What do you mean that my dad is a bad guy?

do you really think his death isn’t my fault?

so. People really do like me… hell yeah. I’ll try to not be so negative. I guess.

(ooc: DONT DIE NO! Also yeah +1 friend point)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm...you know...reasons I maybe can't say yet... - Uh- - But yes!! Of course I don't think it's your fault, there was no way for you to know...that would happen. Accident's are the fault of none but Fate's. Rook wisdom!! - Aaaand HOORAY!! Plus, even if there are times where it FEELS like nobody likes you, I exist, right?? :D

(MOD: YIPPEEEE :DD)

[micheal-afton-offical]

the fuck do u mean you can’t say it yet?! Do you know my future or something?!

Of course you exist. How else would you be talking to me?

(ooc: time to give these guys an existential crisis!)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm. A little. Maybe. BUT. Uhhh. I-I don't think I'm allowed to actually tell you anything, yet, because of the timeline continuity or something..? Sorrryyyyy :C - And uhm...I'm not...sure if I... - Eh, never mind...!!

(MOD: XD YES let's do it lolllll)

[micheal-afton-offical]

You’re not sure if you exist? Thats… concerning.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Whaaaaaaat...? Pshhh, nah, noooo, I'd never doubt my existence because of an endless cycle of death and respawn and self awareness and a weird second consciousness thing maybe I dunno..., neverrrrrr!!!!!! :DDDD!!!

- I hate this place UGHHHH I don't even wanna be mentioned I'm sleeping BI-###

[micheal-afton-offical]

What? I- what? Also, I’ve noticed that whenever you refer to yourself the text is green. Why is there red? Are you someone else?

[a-new-player-offical]

- Wha...??? I don't???? Ever talk in red, I dunno..

- SH################## see this is why I can't have nice f###### things. F### you Rook, gtfo. And yeah, dipsh## Sherlock, I am. You never saw me though. LOL. And don't ask that naive little idiot about me, either. Not ready to wake up yet. Toodles ig idrgaf.

[micheal-afton-offical]

What the fuck.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uh...what...? Something wrong? :C

[micheal-afton-offical]

you know what, never mind

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm...okay...you good...?

*They asked with mild concern.*

[micheal-afton-offical]

fuck, I can’t even bring myself to go to fredbear’s anymore. Not even when my friends invite me.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Fredbear's...? But that's...

*Realization dawned upon them as they blinked with wide eyes.*

- ...oh. My. - DHFKHIUHSHVLNOIVHIMSKLSADLKSAJF ONG!!11!!1!!1 - WAOWWOWOWA!!!! - WAIT. YOU'RE THAT MICHAEL?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?

*Fan...person-ing (can't even say fanboying/fangirling help sob) noises.*

[micheal-afton-offical]

as in micheal afton? Yeah. Whats so crazy about that?

[a-new-player-offical]

- I'M LIKE!!!!! LITERALLY YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!111!1 - YOU'RE SO COOL AND AND - WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!

*They proceeded to bounce around Michael excitedly.*

- DON'T YOU KNOW?!?! YOU'RE LIKE!!! KINDA FAMOUS :DDD!!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

I have fans? Outside of Hurricane? Wow. I’m famous? Are you sure you’ve got the right guy? The only thing that could possibly make me famous is my dad- or really, his business. And thats not a very popular restaurant considering recent… yeah.

[a-new-player-offical]

*They nodded enthusiastically.*

- Of COURSE you have fans!! You're THE Michael Afton!!1!1! And not just because of your dad, he sucks, he's a meanie panini >:[ - I'm sorry you went through all that bad stuff, by the way... D: - ...if it makes you feel any better, pretty much nobody thinks anything's your fault and everybody likes you!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

my dad’s… fine. He’s fine. He’s a not a meanie. Also, what do you mean it’s not my fault?! I- he died because of me!

of course everybody likes me. I- I’m the greatest!

(ooc: micheal is both self-hating and also has a huge ego so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[a-new-player-offical]

(MOD: Oh no Michael's like me I finna get a security job and have my organs scooped out :C /silly)

- First off!! Your dad is kiiinda not-very-good. - Second, him dying wasn't your fault, it was an accident!! You didn't mean to, it was supposed to be a harmless prank. - And third...? Yes. Yes you are. You should absolutely be genuinely thinking that because you are very great. - No more being a Negative Nancy, okay? {:,

*They proceeded to place a hand on Michael's shoulder and give him head pats of reassurance.*

[ + 1 FRIEND POINTS (hopefully) ]

[micheal-afton-offical]

What do you mean that my dad is a bad guy?

do you really think his death isn’t my fault?

so. People really do like me… hell yeah. I’ll try to not be so negative. I guess.

(ooc: DONT DIE NO! Also yeah +1 friend point)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm...you know...reasons I maybe can't say yet... - Uh- - But yes!! Of course I don't think it's your fault, there was no way for you to know...that would happen. Accident's are the fault of none but Fate's. Rook wisdom!! - Aaaand HOORAY!! Plus, even if there are times where it FEELS like nobody likes you, I exist, right?? :D

(MOD: YIPPEEEE :DD)

[micheal-afton-offical]

the fuck do u mean you can’t say it yet?! Do you know my future or something?!

Of course you exist. How else would you be talking to me?

(ooc: time to give these guys an existential crisis!)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm. A little. Maybe. BUT. Uhhh. I-I don't think I'm allowed to actually tell you anything, yet, because of the timeline continuity or something..? Sorrryyyyy :C - And uhm...I'm not...sure if I... - Eh, never mind...!!

(MOD: XD YES let's do it lolllll)

[micheal-afton-offical]

You’re not sure if you exist? Thats… concerning.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Whaaaaaaat...? Pshhh, nah, noooo, I'd never doubt my existence because of an endless cycle of death and respawn and self awareness and a weird second consciousness thing maybe I dunno..., neverrrrrr!!!!!! :DDDD!!!

- I hate this place UGHHHH I don't even wanna be mentioned I'm sleeping BI-###

[micheal-afton-offical]

What? I- what? Also, I’ve noticed that whenever you refer to yourself the text is green. Why is there red? Are you someone else?

[a-new-player-offical]

- Wha...??? I don't???? Ever talk in red, I dunno..

- SH################## see this is why I can't have nice f###### things. F### you Rook, gtfo. And yeah, dipsh## Sherlock, I am. You never saw me though. LOL. And don't ask that naive little idiot about me, either. Not ready to wake up yet. Toodles ig idrgaf.

[micheal-afton-offical]

What the fuck.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uh...what...? Something wrong? :C

[micheal-afton-offical]

fuck, I can’t even bring myself to go to fredbear’s anymore. Not even when my friends invite me.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Fredbear's...? But that's...

*Realization dawned upon them as they blinked with wide eyes.*

- ...oh. My. - DHFKHIUHSHVLNOIVHIMSKLSADLKSAJF ONG!!11!!1!!1 - WAOWWOWOWA!!!! - WAIT. YOU'RE THAT MICHAEL?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?

*Fan...person-ing (can't even say fanboying/fangirling help sob) noises.*

[micheal-afton-offical]

as in micheal afton? Yeah. Whats so crazy about that?

[a-new-player-offical]

- I'M LIKE!!!!! LITERALLY YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!111!1 - YOU'RE SO COOL AND AND - WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!

*They proceeded to bounce around Michael excitedly.*

- DON'T YOU KNOW?!?! YOU'RE LIKE!!! KINDA FAMOUS :DDD!!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

I have fans? Outside of Hurricane? Wow. I’m famous? Are you sure you’ve got the right guy? The only thing that could possibly make me famous is my dad- or really, his business. And thats not a very popular restaurant considering recent… yeah.

[a-new-player-offical]

*They nodded enthusiastically.*

- Of COURSE you have fans!! You're THE Michael Afton!!1!1! And not just because of your dad, he sucks, he's a meanie panini >:[ - I'm sorry you went through all that bad stuff, by the way... D: - ...if it makes you feel any better, pretty much nobody thinks anything's your fault and everybody likes you!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

my dad’s… fine. He’s fine. He’s a not a meanie. Also, what do you mean it’s not my fault?! I- he died because of me!

of course everybody likes me. I- I’m the greatest!

(ooc: micheal is both self-hating and also has a huge ego so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[a-new-player-offical]

(MOD: Oh no Michael's like me I finna get a security job and have my organs scooped out :C /silly)

- First off!! Your dad is kiiinda not-very-good. - Second, him dying wasn't your fault, it was an accident!! You didn't mean to, it was supposed to be a harmless prank. - And third...? Yes. Yes you are. You should absolutely be genuinely thinking that because you are very great. - No more being a Negative Nancy, okay? {:,

*They proceeded to place a hand on Michael's shoulder and give him head pats of reassurance.*

[ + 1 FRIEND POINTS (hopefully) ]

[micheal-afton-offical]

What do you mean that my dad is a bad guy?

do you really think his death isn’t my fault?

so. People really do like me… hell yeah. I’ll try to not be so negative. I guess.

(ooc: DONT DIE NO! Also yeah +1 friend point)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm...you know...reasons I maybe can't say yet... - Uh- - But yes!! Of course I don't think it's your fault, there was no way for you to know...that would happen. Accident's are the fault of none but Fate's. Rook wisdom!! - Aaaand HOORAY!! Plus, even if there are times where it FEELS like nobody likes you, I exist, right?? :D

(MOD: YIPPEEEE :DD)

[micheal-afton-offical]

the fuck do u mean you can’t say it yet?! Do you know my future or something?!

Of course you exist. How else would you be talking to me?

(ooc: time to give these guys an existential crisis!)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm. A little. Maybe. BUT. Uhhh. I-I don't think I'm allowed to actually tell you anything, yet, because of the timeline continuity or something..? Sorrryyyyy :C - And uhm...I'm not...sure if I... - Eh, never mind...!!

(MOD: XD YES let's do it lolllll)

[micheal-afton-offical]

You’re not sure if you exist? Thats… concerning.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Whaaaaaaat...? Pshhh, nah, noooo, I'd never doubt my existence because of an endless cycle of death and respawn and self awareness and a weird second consciousness thing maybe I dunno..., neverrrrrr!!!!!! :DDDD!!!

- I hate this place UGHHHH I don't even wanna be mentioned I'm sleeping BI-###

[micheal-afton-offical]

What? I- what? Also, I’ve noticed that whenever you refer to yourself the text is green. Why is there red? Are you someone else?

[a-new-player-offical]

- Wha...??? I don't???? Ever talk in red, I dunno..

- SH################## see this is why I can't have nice f###### things. F### you Rook, gtfo. And yeah, dipsh## Sherlock, I am. You never saw me though. LOL. And don't ask that naive little idiot about me, either. Not ready to wake up yet. Toodles ig idrgaf.

[micheal-afton-offical]

fuck, I can’t even bring myself to go to fredbear’s anymore. Not even when my friends invite me.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Fredbear's...? But that's...

*Realization dawned upon them as they blinked with wide eyes.*

- ...oh. My. - DHFKHIUHSHVLNOIVHIMSKLSADLKSAJF ONG!!11!!1!!1 - WAOWWOWOWA!!!! - WAIT. YOU'RE THAT MICHAEL?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?

*Fan...person-ing (can't even say fanboying/fangirling help sob) noises.*

[micheal-afton-offical]

as in micheal afton? Yeah. Whats so crazy about that?

[a-new-player-offical]

- I'M LIKE!!!!! LITERALLY YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!111!1 - YOU'RE SO COOL AND AND - WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!

*They proceeded to bounce around Michael excitedly.*

- DON'T YOU KNOW?!?! YOU'RE LIKE!!! KINDA FAMOUS :DDD!!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

I have fans? Outside of Hurricane? Wow. I’m famous? Are you sure you’ve got the right guy? The only thing that could possibly make me famous is my dad- or really, his business. And thats not a very popular restaurant considering recent… yeah.

[a-new-player-offical]

*They nodded enthusiastically.*

- Of COURSE you have fans!! You're THE Michael Afton!!1!1! And not just because of your dad, he sucks, he's a meanie panini >:[ - I'm sorry you went through all that bad stuff, by the way... D: - ...if it makes you feel any better, pretty much nobody thinks anything's your fault and everybody likes you!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

my dad’s… fine. He’s fine. He’s a not a meanie. Also, what do you mean it’s not my fault?! I- he died because of me!

of course everybody likes me. I- I’m the greatest!

(ooc: micheal is both self-hating and also has a huge ego so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[a-new-player-offical]

(MOD: Oh no Michael's like me I finna get a security job and have my organs scooped out :C /silly)

- First off!! Your dad is kiiinda not-very-good. - Second, him dying wasn't your fault, it was an accident!! You didn't mean to, it was supposed to be a harmless prank. - And third...? Yes. Yes you are. You should absolutely be genuinely thinking that because you are very great. - No more being a Negative Nancy, okay? {:,

*They proceeded to place a hand on Michael's shoulder and give him head pats of reassurance.*

[ + 1 FRIEND POINTS (hopefully) ]

[micheal-afton-offical]

What do you mean that my dad is a bad guy?

do you really think his death isn’t my fault?

so. People really do like me… hell yeah. I’ll try to not be so negative. I guess.

(ooc: DONT DIE NO! Also yeah +1 friend point)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm...you know...reasons I maybe can't say yet... - Uh- - But yes!! Of course I don't think it's your fault, there was no way for you to know...that would happen. Accident's are the fault of none but Fate's. Rook wisdom!! - Aaaand HOORAY!! Plus, even if there are times where it FEELS like nobody likes you, I exist, right?? :D

(MOD: YIPPEEEE :DD)

[micheal-afton-offical]

the fuck do u mean you can’t say it yet?! Do you know my future or something?!

Of course you exist. How else would you be talking to me?

(ooc: time to give these guys an existential crisis!)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm. A little. Maybe. BUT. Uhhh. I-I don't think I'm allowed to actually tell you anything, yet, because of the timeline continuity or something..? Sorrryyyyy :C - And uhm...I'm not...sure if I... - Eh, never mind...!!

(MOD: XD YES let's do it lolllll)

[micheal-afton-offical]

You’re not sure if you exist? Thats… concerning.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Whaaaaaaat...? Pshhh, nah, noooo, I'd never doubt my existence because of an endless cycle of death and respawn and self awareness and a weird second consciousness thing maybe I dunno..., neverrrrrr!!!!!! :DDDD!!!

- I hate this place UGHHHH I don't even wanna be mentioned I'm sleeping BI-###

[micheal-afton-offical]

fuck, I can’t even bring myself to go to fredbear’s anymore. Not even when my friends invite me.

[a-new-player-offical]

- Fredbear's...? But that's...

*Realization dawned upon them as they blinked with wide eyes.*

- ...oh. My. - DHFKHIUHSHVLNOIVHIMSKLSADLKSAJF ONG!!11!!1!!1 - WAOWWOWOWA!!!! - WAIT. YOU'RE THAT MICHAEL?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!?

*Fan...person-ing (can't even say fanboying/fangirling help sob) noises.*

[micheal-afton-offical]

as in micheal afton? Yeah. Whats so crazy about that?

[a-new-player-offical]

- I'M LIKE!!!!! LITERALLY YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!111!1 - YOU'RE SO COOL AND AND - WOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!!!!!

*They proceeded to bounce around Michael excitedly.*

- DON'T YOU KNOW?!?! YOU'RE LIKE!!! KINDA FAMOUS :DDD!!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

I have fans? Outside of Hurricane? Wow. I’m famous? Are you sure you’ve got the right guy? The only thing that could possibly make me famous is my dad- or really, his business. And thats not a very popular restaurant considering recent… yeah.

[a-new-player-offical]

*They nodded enthusiastically.*

- Of COURSE you have fans!! You're THE Michael Afton!!1!1! And not just because of your dad, he sucks, he's a meanie panini >:[ - I'm sorry you went through all that bad stuff, by the way... D: - ...if it makes you feel any better, pretty much nobody thinks anything's your fault and everybody likes you!!!!

[micheal-afton-offical]

my dad’s… fine. He’s fine. He’s a not a meanie. Also, what do you mean it’s not my fault?! I- he died because of me!

of course everybody likes me. I- I’m the greatest!

(ooc: micheal is both self-hating and also has a huge ego so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[a-new-player-offical]

(MOD: Oh no Michael's like me I finna get a security job and have my organs scooped out :C /silly)

- First off!! Your dad is kiiinda not-very-good. - Second, him dying wasn't your fault, it was an accident!! You didn't mean to, it was supposed to be a harmless prank. - And third...? Yes. Yes you are. You should absolutely be genuinely thinking that because you are very great. - No more being a Negative Nancy, okay? {:,

*They proceeded to place a hand on Michael's shoulder and give him head pats of reassurance.*

[ + 1 FRIEND POINTS (hopefully) ]

[micheal-afton-offical]

What do you mean that my dad is a bad guy?

do you really think his death isn’t my fault?

so. People really do like me… hell yeah. I’ll try to not be so negative. I guess.

(ooc: DONT DIE NO! Also yeah +1 friend point)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm...you know...reasons I maybe can't say yet... - Uh- - But yes!! Of course I don't think it's your fault, there was no way for you to know...that would happen. Accident's are the fault of none but Fate's. Rook wisdom!! - Aaaand HOORAY!! Plus, even if there are times where it FEELS like nobody likes you, I exist, right?? :D

(MOD: YIPPEEEE :DD)

[micheal-afton-offical]

the fuck do u mean you can’t say it yet?! Do you know my future or something?!

Of course you exist. How else would you be talking to me?

(ooc: time to give these guys an existential crisis!)

[a-new-player-offical]

- Uhm. A little. Maybe. BUT. Uhhh. I-I don't think I'm allowed to actually tell you anything, yet, because of the timeline continuity or something..? Sorrryyyyy :C - And uhm...I'm not...sure if I... - Eh, never mind...!!

(MOD: XD YES let's do it lolllll)