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[escuerzoresucitado]

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[gemthegerm]

happy 4th of july to this image the official boston fire department made and posted to twitter like 3 years ago. i will not let it die.

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[dogger38]

Oh this one is a cutie.

[cryptonature]

I’m tired of seeing people compare Mitch McConnell to a turtle.

I like turtles.

[peoplematchingartworks]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[huariqueje]

Underneath - Eva Volf

American , b. 1983 -

Oil on canvas , 16 x 16 in.

[maculategiraffe]

we joke a lot about what would and wouldn't blow the mind of a medieval peasant but you know what I bet would really knock their socks off, would be a york peppermint patty. there's just something about one of those that you know god did not sanction for the mouth of man. they'd be struggling to articulate it, like "tis like if camphor got with child by honey, and the by-blow fell headfirst unto a thresher full of mint. and the whole dunked in black cream from the teat of the devil's dam. do you have any more"

[9ieme]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[teaboot]

Carry on my wayward son

[bidet-of-evil]

god i miss gluten

[littlesmartart]

rewatching bbc musketeers and god. poor athos' reactions to the anne/aramis storyline never stop being the funniest fucking thing. all hail the king of sideeye.

[mamercus]

you try to send pompey to the moon to get rid of him but after a while he just comes back andrequests a ‘moon triumph’

[oonpy]

My address? I live in a personal hell made up from the consequences of my procastination

[pankendev]

i don't go there but i don't mind the postcards