Reverse Pacifica RP Blog

I love the eye patch but- What happened?

Oh Jesus girl- you missed all that drama?? I literally had my eye fucking plucked outta my skull by a demon!!

….But she like…also apologized and gives me free shit all the time to try and make up for it. We’re cool. Not completely. Not really. Maybe we’ll be cool in a month or so.

#that or admin had a weird month #fashion scientist

Joe- I was probably in a coma or something, so yes- I missed it-

And holY SH-iny shoes that’s- That does not sound like anything even slightly pleasent- but free stuff can’t be that bad!

these are colorblind glasses. im about to take a walk around the neighborhood and experience colors like normal people. wish me luck, updates to come.

the trees. holy shit the trees. theyre different colors. like, a million different colors

grass….. it looks so soft… so green…

after laying in the grass for about an hour staring at the autumn leaves and laughing at how blue the sky is, i have some insight to share:

why the fuck do you people buy red cars like i had no idea how bright and obnoxious they looked

there are BERRIES on the trees. like bright red. id never noticed them because they blended in. a new problem has arisen now: how the fuck do you people keep yourselves from trying to eat them they’re so tempting looking

the fallen leaves are so beautiful and colorful and you all are heathens for stepping on them just to hear the crunchy sound they make

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rainbows. let me tell you about rainbows. i see rainbows as various shades of brown and yellow, plus some blue. vaguely purple.

a few days ago, i saw a rainbow in these glasses. it had just finished raining and then the sun came out, and my friend and i scrambled out the door.

i saw green. red. orange. real, actual violet.

i cried. i cried so hard. i saw every color - something i never thought would happen in my life. imagine living your life without knowing something so beautiful exists, and all of a sudden it appears before your eyes. theres no way to prepare for it. the rainbow only lasted for five minutes before it disappeared, but every with second i stood there i became more amazed at how beautiful this world actually is, i just had no idea.

This is so pure

Joe what exactly did Diego do??

EXIST.

Why is that a problem??

Oh my God- did you not see the entire resume incident? Were you like- hibernating for a month there or something, sweetie??

No, but I think I hit my head-? I don’t remember- anything-

…………G l e e f u l s -

Maybe? Last I remember I was talking to Giffany- how is she?

….She’s like- dating twenty demons. There’s nothing I can do about it. Girl won’t listen to reason. Not from me or her six other dads–

Why does- Oh. I guess I did miss a lot- Jeezus.

I’d try to explain at least some things to you, but I don’t know how long you’ve been gone. You said the last thing you remember was talking to Giffany? When was that and what was it about?

Well, I do know Joe was still in the middle of making her a physical body!

Hey!

So how has everyone been?

Oh, h-hello. You… You seem vaguely familiar, although I’m not sure if we’ve really met before now…

Um, it’s been… something, that’s for sure.

Well, I know you talk with Joe a lot, but I don’t think I’ve ever really met you.

It’s nice to meet you though! I’m Pacifica Pines!

Yeah… I sure do, don’t I? Haha… Well, uh, there’s kinda a reason for that… but n-never mind that for now, I can explain it later.

A-Anyway, I’m Blendin Blandin. Nice to meet you, too.

That’s a cool name! So, how are you Mr. Blandin?

#mr. goggles

Joe what exactly did Diego do??

EXIST.

Why is that a problem??

Oh my God- did you not see the entire resume incident? Were you like- hibernating for a month there or something, sweetie??

No, but I think I hit my head-? I don’t remember- anything-

…………G l e e f u l s -

Maybe? Last I remember I was talking to Giffany- how is she?

….She’s like- dating twenty demons. There’s nothing I can do about it. Girl won’t listen to reason. Not from me or her six other dads–

Why does- Oh. I guess I did miss a lot- Jeezus.

#sparkle nerd

Hey!

So how has everyone been?

Oh, h-hello. You… You seem vaguely familiar, although I’m not sure if we’ve really met before now…

Um, it’s been… something, that’s for sure.

Well, I know you talk with Joe a lot, but I don’t think I’ve ever really met you.

It’s nice to meet you though! I’m Pacifica Pines!

#goggle guy

Joe what exactly did Diego do??

EXIST.

Why is that a problem??

Oh my God- did you not see the entire resume incident? Were you like- hibernating for a month there or something, sweetie??

No, but I think I hit my head-? I don’t remember- anything-

…………G l e e f u l s -

Maybe? Last I remember I was talking to Giffany- how is she?

#sparkle nerd

Joe what exactly did Diego do??

EXIST.

Why is that a problem??

Oh my God- did you not see the entire resume incident? Were you like- hibernating for a month there or something, sweetie??

No, but I think I hit my head-? I don’t remember- anything-

#nerd

Joe what exactly did Diego do??

EXIST.

Why is that a problem??

#confusion #joe the nerd

Hey!

So how has everyone been?

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//THIS WAS SO NICE TO COME BACK TOO AHHHH ;;

thank you all ;w;

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//oh h e y guess who’s back

I need a suggestion for a Halloween costume-

Honey, that outfit might as well be a costume. Just go trick-or-treating as yourself.

Hey! There’s nothing that weird about my clothes! Maybe I’ll make a wig out of unicorn hair-

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Um….yeah, and maybe that’s called animal cruelty and I’ll call the cops on you for it.

Awe Joe, stop being so mean to her!! I’m sorry, I can’t think of any suggestions but I’ll try and keep Joe polite and nice if we see you!!

Thank you Giffany!

I need a suggestion for a Halloween costume-

Honey, that outfit might as well be a costume. Just go trick-or-treating as yourself.

Hey! There’s nothing that weird about my clothes! Maybe I’ll make a wig out of unicorn hair-

Um….yeah, and maybe that’s called animal cruelty and I’ll call the cops on you for it.

Hey, he started it!

I need a suggestion for a Halloween costume-

Honey, that outfit might as well be a costume. Just go trick-or-treating as yourself.