Captain Hook

Killian Jones 31 in appearance only Owner of the Jolly Roger Pirate

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I like your eyeliner

“I aim to please.”

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When was the last time you've had sex?

“I am quite sure that’s none of your concern.”

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Do you think you have the potential of finding love?

“I don’t believe that’s any of your business. But I would say that I’m yet undecided on that. Time will tell I suppose, and I’ve plenty of it.”

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Meg sighed and sent him a look.  Just a small one because, although the coffee was waking her up, she was still partly asleep and lacking the energy for more fire.  Also, she wasn’t all that irritated with him.  As much as she hated the facts, they were that he’d been decent to her the night before – more than decent – and she’d probably unintentionally be cutting him slack for a while to come.  “Is that a standing thing?”  She rose to refill her coffee and asked him if he wanted more with a glance instead of words. “You know, we should probably come up with some kind of a shorthand for the sake of privacy, too.  I’m not the only one who needs it and you’re not the only one who could be grossed out.  I know you’re not exactly celibate.”

“Aye, I believe it is.” At least, he wouldn’t be saying any differently. They had their silent understandings, and as long as they continued, he saw no reason to actually speak of them. He gave the lightest nod of his head and slid his cup to her as she filled her own coffee. “I won’t be bringing anyone to the apartment, love. Whatever your practices may be, a shared space is not the place to be engaging in such activities.”

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“I am aware that you hold it above all else. Perhaps I can steal your hook instead? What would they call you then?”

“What do you have need of a hook for?”

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“I will not steal your rum, don’t worry.”

“That is of the utmost priority.”

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“If I were to steal something, I would steal something far more valuable, I assure you.”

“That’s not entirely reassuring.”

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“Do I truly look like the type of man who would want or need to steal…what was it, a candy bar?”

“You certainly look as though you’re going to steal something.”

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“All I’m shooting for is long enough that my son isn’t an orphan.  I don’t think that’s too much to ask, personally, but I might be wrong.” 

“Longevity comes with a greater price than one might expect.”

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“Well, you can’t have been goop!” 

“Pity.”

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“Well, yeah, but that doesn’t matter, you’re still not very colourful.”

“Is there a point to all this?”

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“Yes, you have black hair and black clothes and a black beard and black shoes!”

“Yet I am not in fact black.

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“Tiny balls of goops are colourful, and you’re just all the same colour.”

“I’m not all the same color.”

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“Have you tried walking when you’ve been a tiny ball of goop all your life. I think not Mr Dark Mysterious Grumpy Pants.”

“You know very little of me, I very well might have.”

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“Yep! Really proud, I can walk now and everything!”

“My, you are setting the expectations high, aren’t you?”

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“Look at this! Nobody told me I could move like this, I’m all wiggly!”

“Yes, you look ridiculous, you must be proud.”

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“You’re right, how oblivious of me. Except during the chat, three left the bar. One’s on the dance floor. And three just finished their liquor. Seven empty glasses never looked so lonely.” 

Hook held up his own glass, just to show how empty it was. “And one is left totally dry. Perhaps you should fill it.”