Literal bullshit (and art)

The Queerest of Worms

[a-queer-worm-offical]

Intro post

It has recently come to my attention that an intro post is probably a good thing to have. I am

-great! you should follow me

-nonbinary, use they/them pronouns

-secretly Jareth the Goblin King reincarnated

On this blog, you can expect

-shitty jokes -Paintings and drawings (and other forms of visual art once I am comfortable sharing) -a l o t of Bowie, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Hitchhikers’ Guide to the Galaxy refs, as well as many other musicals, books, 60s-80s bands, and history references. -I will probably talk about corvids

And other things that you Can’t Expect Because I Am Mysterious Oooo

That’s it. Goodbye.

I’m Sorry

[a-queer-worm-offical]

how do I acquire colored text

I wish to add colorful emphasis

[tebutus]

IF YOU WISH FOR COLORED TEXT

select the text you just typed and there will be color options.

[a-queer-worm-offical]

thank you! You are a saint

[a-queer-worm-offical]

hey this is important

This person, @4nt1n0us, is trying to dox @scylla-6-lanterns— a LITERAL CHILD— for being bisexual

block her! Report her!

[a-queer-worm-offical]

how do I acquire colored text

I wish to add colorful emphasis

[papayajuan2019]

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

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beans?

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I’m sorry for not playing your tag game I still like you

[a-queer-worm-offical]

Vote @john-politic

Plsplsplsplspls

yes the world will get good now 🙂‍↕️

[cosmic-entity-official]

FUCK I FORGOT TO BE ANON

Haha loser

[a-queer-worm-offical]

Nooo I wanted to send you more anon Honse things! I was having so much fun :{

[sonicrainboomm]

this is the you are amazing award. send it to ten bloggers you think are wonderful or just take a moment to bask in your own awesomeness! ♡

first offffff, i'm sobbbingggggggg, this is so sweet

second, imma just tag people because i'm lazy

@lynlapidfan83 @jupiter-does-things @prettyp1nkmushr0oms @captaincowabunga @emilyerotica @lady-bugs27 @laniebugzz @sunnyfawn7 @sillygoobernuts @elize-rose701

let it be known, even if i don't talk to you like at all i think you are so so cool and awesomesauce and i want to talk to you but i'm scared

[elize-rose701]

Omggg you're so sweet 🥹🥹 im sobbing (u are included too)

Its now going to be a tag game lol

@casanddeanswife @amaridoodle @dani-byrd @dovesandfawns @naturelovinglesbian @serendipityepiphany @sapphosreincarnation @eatingglitterglue @lovesickartgirls @notonelover

[sapphosreincarnation]

aw, you're amazing too <33

Tagging: @apple-anachronism @tolerablepalindrome @lovelycurlygirl @elize-rose701 @triplemooneris66 @ember-ladida @dani-byrd @valentinemitski @starloving-186 @spacebeatlesips

[lovelycurlygirl]

Thaanksss😊

Taagss @jupiter-does-things @girl-blogging-angel-xoxo @graizy @ipodkween @strawberriesandra1n @strawberrycandytheif @houseplant-number701

[jupiter-does-things]

STOP THIS IS SO SWEET <3

tags: @featherkissed15, @lynlapidfan83, @lady-bugs27, @sparklyglitterglue, @lovelycurlygirl, @cocoacherub, @houseplant-number701, @imnotcarrie, @ladylilyoflibraries, @superchillqueergirl, @javika, @funeralonvenus

It always makes me super super happy when you pop up on my dash! We may not really talk, but I consider you like the best of the best, my favorite moots <3

[javika]

Thank you! This is so nice of you!

My top bloggers: @sticksleftlense @missyousoo @zestfest3112 @killashaw @chronicst0ner @machiavellianismgod @ufclvr @zackswrath @set-ssnn @alienspacecadet @bucksh0t-butch @graizy @koiagain @peachesnbeach @copluhh

Probably some that I missed💔

[sticksleftlense]

awww thank you!! i would tag you btw but i think that isn't how this works

@beepbeepblerp @dominoeslavacake @you-have-already-left-kudos-here @donttalktomeimscaredofhumans @centralperkpoet @mothusingtheinternet @emoboye @kassachilles @sunnierthantheskies @today-in-the-bunker

[centralperkpoet]

Awww thank you so much🥹you’re amazing too<333

@m0nt3cr15t0 @knoxious-overstreet @schrodingersdumpsterfire @fastfouriertransformer @yourlocalgrammarfreak @neilhilistic @wordslikepoisonn @siriuslyobsessed394 @itsaplaydummy @makeyourwaytofreedom and so many more<33

[makeyourwaytofreedom]

thank you so much <33

@czache78 @definitelyfrankiero @drpeppercreamsodaa @everyfandompossible @ghost-in-park @m0nt3cr15t0 @neilhilistic @schrodingersdumpsterfire @thetheaterkidwriter @thestorydork

[neilhilistic]

AWHH thank you so much to both of you!! @makeyourwaytofreedom & @centralperkpoet 🥹🩷

@yourlocalgrammarfreak @makeyourwaytofreedom @centralperkpoet @morthorns @alec1nthemultiverse @yourleastfavouritepoet @m0nt3cr15t0 @schrodingersdumpsterfire @scatteredsunshine @mossycereustea

[scatteredsunshine]

i love you all <33 yall help me a lot more than you probably think you do

@doctorcigarettez @thispoetisdead @the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman @cupidnette13 @cutpaperbleedswater @neilhilistic (ik youre the one who tagged me but still)

also those two moots who aren’t in my life anymore, i still love you guys

[thispoetisdead]

awwwww @scatteredsunshine thank you so much 🥰 love you toooo

@cassiwassidasassibassi @igtotb @atsecretgardensinmymind @drpeppercreamsodaa @fastfouriertransformer @thetheaterkidwriter @imjayyouregay @czache78 @faeriesophia @ziggysbolterxx

i love you guysss <33333

[imjayyouregay]

ahhhhhhh tyyyyyyy!!!!

@wretchedcha0ss @emssweetooth @l1m3-b0yy @jingletheacrobat @spotteddoedeer @44rocketlaunchers @t3mprrishere @neon-treebark @sora6920 @wokehajimehinata @ilovebunniessss @eatshampooprobablygonnadie

i put more than 10 but thats cause ik too many awesome ppl

[t3mprrishere]

oh em gee,, thank you twin!!!!!!

@500-angry-geese @daikonzzz @relentlesscanid @quinnthequill @ultrafnaf10 @c7b3rzp4c3 @dersesprinceofheart @multifandommadman @echoingpier @shadowgirl-10 + literally all my other moots,,, ik so many cool ppl i jus can't remember users 😭

[quinnthequill]

OMG THANM YOU FOR THE TAGGG!! ive been going thru some hard times so this rlly helps me 🥹🥹🥹

ok um tags ok @ruby-bfdi-2763 @roxyphoxy @dexterrhymeswithexpert @alivepearljam @ch33secakeyy @thebuildermonceo @flapjacksintheoven and open tags behe

[dexterrhymeswithexpert]

WOAH THANKS

@saoirse-the-stupid @sillychubbycheetahh @nonayayyy-orblanket @amethysts-have-shards-sys @lydia-khoward @gayboytheodore @gothicfreakazoid @glitterstargalaxy @morningstar-emily @er-idkhehe2

AND TAGS WIIIIDE OPEN

[morningstar-emily]

AWWW THANKS UR SO COOL FOR THIS 🫶

@dinosaursarequirky @bx-xnnet @wolfmidnax3 @catdraegon14 @sallyisveryloopy @liononthedrumkit @themoth09 @wyvern-iguess @whitestreamrct2 @riddleribbonkat @dr-kris-soul

[dr-kris-soul]

Wait. You.. actually tagged me? Heheheheeee thank youuuu ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I.. don't know who to tag. Tags are open of course.

@jaybir-the-sillie @lover-without-a-heart-archive @fish-with-autism @your-amazing-ringmaster-caine

[jaybir-the-sillie]

oh wow erm uh who should i tag i would tag you but you just tagged me @fish-with-autism @fruittcakr (< my favorite artist on here!!!)

uhhh idk who else i dont know many people

[fish-with-autism]

tagged twice,,,,,, on the same post,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

hhhmmmm who to tag,,, uuuhh,,, @this-tired-guy @atramentsemporium i'm too lazy to tag anyone else hhghghghghggghghghhh,,,,,

[this-tired-guy]

AWWWWHHH TYSM!!!

@itsgirlcraft @potingus573 @dracl-dragon AND ANY OTHER MOOTS:D

[potingus573]

Awwww the u too

@cinnomantoast @fxtion-fweax @dilfgmancoolatta @soapybananaz @arocoomer @cidsin @gildedhook @latestage-rabies @saaronies-the-dolly @dantes-paradiso @skydaddyzeus @siriannatan + more

[skydaddyzeus]

AHHH TYYYY

@endlesswells @liceious @stickmankris @latestage-rabies @jaxplode @offcommitingarson @liluot @retro-stars @desterea and more!!!

[jaxplode]

YAYYYY YAY YAY

the one above me ^ right here ^ skyda!!!!i also agree with rabies and cid and james and sannie and all of my other mooties🙂‍↕️!!!

nonmentioned ones would be

@saph-the-queer

@thrrrillerrr @lorbith @pinkelotjeart @dino-folly @cinnomantoast @punkv1ct0r1a <-(both of you) @crypt1dcorv1dae @hiphoppyfrog all have awesome art and are awesome mooties,,,

@the-mysterious-jellyfish AWESOME MOOTIE

and thats ten,,, sigh, but special shout out to...

MMMMYYYY WIIIIIIFFFEEEEE!!!!!

@gigisplode !!!!!!!! (who isnt obligated to participate because shes a tumblr infant and has like 3 mooties if even)

[saph-the-queer]

OWOAHS I mean what who said that

Anywyas uhhhhhh

@jaxplode because screw tag game rules

@siffrininstarsandtime @theweirdqueerthing cus awesoamessauseces

And @darkotorclash @zeta-finnish @boxdwellerstuck @rainrotter @cosmic-entity-official @weedleysnumberonefan and @sorazysc who are all also amwkfaidnesomes

[cosmic-entity-official]

@weedleysnumberonefan @subtletwilighteternity @err-404-not-found @willow-wisp-fae @your-local-turtle @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @hermes-xi-reblogs @lacy-isnt-graceful @anonmous-offical @saph-the-queer @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @killer-offical @zeta-finnish @starryabyss41 @a-queer-worm @curryvo-again @im-bad-at-names-okay @myra-x3 @columbina-ur-angel @parker818 @kiwi-thefruit I would kill and die for all of you

[a-queer-worm-offical]

tysm for tagging me— I have the dumbest grin on my face

@regular-tim-curry-fan @ziggythewize @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @ooo-silly-worms @queenofsoggydrownedapes @bentlion @someone-kill-the-ej

You are all my favourite moots!

[queenofsoggydrownedapes]

GANG I GOT CARROT CAKE THIS MORNING AND IT WAS DELICIOUS

EVERYONE MUST KNOW OF MY CARROT CAKE! SPREAD THE WORD, MINIONS!

@420december @shameanddisgrace @kittysluvforfics @squallsbeewhynot @stardust-spectre @aedynlikesgreen @say-nam @idontwant2bhereijustwant2lookart @artifical-lemon @a-queer-worm @groovydreamervoidroad @thesilligoosenator3000 @guttedalive

[a-queer-worm-offical]

EVERYONE MUST KNOW

@ziggythewize @row-n-furter @causalshapeshifter @doofusschweetz @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @cosmic-entity-official @someone-kill-the-ej @bowiesbiggestfan

(sorry if I forgot someone!)

[a-queer-worm-offical]

what is this Bullshit I got my period last month and now here it is AGAIN

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gender ? I hardly even know her

[plaguedocboi]

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

[a-queer-worm-offical]

me: *puts water in my 2-in-1 shampoo so it lasts longer* Billionaires:

[fantasmadebarovia]

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

[a-queer-worm-offical]

[libdibs]

If You Were a Fictional Character

I've seen a few moots doing this and it looked fun!

* Make this picrew of yourself

* Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)

...yeah that seems about right 😅🫠

Not sure who's done this already so tagging the besties @thetumblingmoron @redheadsramblings @woundedsoul12 @the-bear-and-his-sunbird @aurorabiggs @thepalehorsevictoria @kiir-do-faal-rahhe and anyone else who would like to play!

[cosmic-entity-official]

Ew

@weedleysnumberonefan @subtletwilighteternity @err-404-not-found @willow-wisp-fae @your-local-turtle @oooo-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii @hermes-xi-reblogs @lacy-isnt-graceful @anonmous-offical @saph-the-queer @sans-the-skeleconch-offical @killer-offical @zeta-finnish @starryabyss41 @a-queer-worm @curryvo-again @im-bad-at-names-okay @myra-x3 @columbina-ur-angel open tags

[a-queer-worm-offical]

I mean. They’re not wrong.

@row-n-furter @causalshapeshifter @queenofsoggydrownedapes @bowiesbiggestfan @someone-kill-the-ej @ziggythewize @ooo-silly-worms @groovydreamervoidroad @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

[a-queer-worm-offical]

How do I even have friends lmao