Dad!Peter Maximoff Headcanons
Warnings: None. Just pure fluff, and comfort Bebe
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* Peter has Girl Dad Energyā¢ļø Fight me.
* Since he didnāt know his own father growing up he would do everything he could to be there for his family as much as possible. Which is exactly whyā
* He would be such a devoted stay at home dad if given half a chance.
* He gets like really good at doing their hair
* He also lets them do whatever they want to him.
* Paint his nails, put on makeup, stick stickers on him, put barrettes, clips, and flowers in his hair. You name it.
* He also fully doesnāt care, and will go out in public with a butterfly clip in his hair, a cat sticker on his cheek, his nails painting, and a 5 year old on his hip ready to fight god.
* This man would never ever raise his voice when talking to your child.
* When they throw a tantrum he calmly talks them through it
* Because itās infinitely more important for him to understand why his kid is so distressed than to get them to ājust shut upā
* Donāt let this man help your kid with their homework though. He will just teach them how to cheat.
* An absolute connoisseur of dad jokes
* He sees it as his god given mission to show them all the music
* Heās also fascinated by the fact that this brand new person already has their own little personality.
* Heād give you, and anyone whoād listen regular updates like a tween gossip mag on how cool his kid is.
* āBabe their tastes are evolving they like Pink Floyd now!ā
* I also have an image of god father!Kurt, and Peter learning all the words to their favorite songs so they can sing to them
* Everyone just kinda looks the other way when the blue mutant, and silver haired 20 something start singing Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles to a giggling toddler
* Well, most everyone. At some point Scott became their unofficial hype man
* Since Peter is so enthusiastic about his kid being their authentic self the following goes without saying but-
* If your kid is AFAB and likes masculine things, or AMAB and likes feminine things heād think it was nothing but cool, and encourage them
* If they came out to him as trans, enby, gay, bi, pan, or ace heād support them to the ends of the earth.
* āIām gay-ā āHi gay, Iām dadā
* Heās also the kind of parent that gives his kids real (sort of age appropriate) answers when they ask questions. Instead of making something up, or saying āIāll tell you when youāre olderā, or ābecause I said soā
So basically, Peter Maximoff would be an absolutely amazing dad, and thereās no two ways about it.