it's your fate but it's not your fault

• INTP • Scorpio • Lawful Neutral • Multi-fandom and garbage blog • • Formerly masterjedi-lukeskywalker and darien-gautier •

[a-rude-elven-mage]

We are in the year of Our Lord 2026 and I still think of Sherlock every time I miss while trying to plug in my phone

[a-rude-elven-mage]

The fact that ESO:

-added romance options

-brought back Darien Gautier (again)

-made Darien a romance option

-added a unique ring gifted from Darien from called "Darien's Promise"

The devs get me💜

[a-rude-elven-mage]

I did in fact upgrade it to gold immediately and it will in fact live in my inventory forever even though it will never match my build

[a-rude-elven-mage]

The fact that ESO:

-added romance options

-brought back Darien Gautier (again)

-made Darien a romance option

-added a unique ring gifted from Darien called "Darien's Promise"

The devs get me💜

[viralfrog]

[occasionalvirgin]

Right wing manipulation tactics explained

[taraljc]

this is an epic exposure of how propaganda functions.

[bludraws094]

i love fake plot holes

little inconsistencies that at first you assume "oh, the author must have fucked up", but then later on you realize that no, it was on purpose, they wanted you to think they fucked up but they hadnt

[masterboa]

related: when you think "this has Implications the author didn't think about" and then it turns out the author was thinking about them the whole time

[theconcealedweapon]

[lynati]

I'm reminded of that one post where a guy said put a sparkly pink unicorn sticker on the best forklift in the warehouse, and confirmed that it is indeed always available for him to use now.

[desasterdan]

Oh. My. Fucking. God. This is 100% true.

I was employed at a workshop and somehow, every time I needed it, the 5.0 allen wrench was missing from its dedicated places. That was why I ordered a set of allen wrenches just for myself. And since I'm a horrible queer and also a huge fan of color coding I ordered the rainbow allen wrench set. Nobody ever touched it, not a single one went missing. Ever. You couldn't find my colleagues dead with them in their hands. One time someone even refused to use them after looking for his set and finding it missing.

Seriously, there's nobody as insecure as a middle-aged man working in maintenance.

[relelvance]

It may as well be 2027 at this point like I don't care anymore

[dajo42]

love the r/bald subreddit. just so many guys who are balding and embrace going full bald and posting before and after pictures and the after pictures are always so glowing and wonderful and they look so great. and all the comments are like hell yeah brother welcome to the club you look ten years younger and so much more confident now. i love it so much. im unironically so happy for these guys. very handsome lads

[dajo42]

hair loss is such a source of insecurity for so many people because of how hair is so closely linked to identity and gender expression, and drastic changes to ones appearance are very scary to go through with, and im just very glad all these guys get to feel good and free and be in the bald club

[aestheticahelzeria]

[iamnmbr3]

It's rare that I appreciate an advertising campaign but this is 100/10.

[casperscareschool]

[neilcromancer]

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Terracotta toys

[nomeusstuff]

[loveridden1999]

[canitity]

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

[knuckle-actual]

[theslackerjack]

@bovineblogger

[loud-whistling-yes]

Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.