Hexgun Warlock

[eggnogo]

trying something

[loopygifz]

Data cable on a computer from 1945

[memorycycle]

girls do this:

[ollieopossums-revenge]

[cali]

soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

[dralphabet]

[dehydratedbunny]

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again

[maddiesharafian]

The Need to Stay

(Thought I’d upload my recent comics to Tumblr! I totally forgot it only lets you upload 10 pics at a time, and this is 11, but fingers crossed it works!)

[seasonallydefective]

I feel this on a soul level

[jetblackwingz-deactivated202412]

which superpower do u want

fly but only for 10 minute intervals

shapeshift but only into a bug

superspeed but only on the 30th of the month

laser eyes but only at night

mind-reading but only thoughts about you

x-ray vision but only when you're at sea

you always see the lyrics of whatever song someone is listening to above them

time travel but only once

teleport but you lose something you had with you every time

telekinesis but only to the weight you can lift normally

talk to animals but they all hate you

live forever but live forever

Voting ended onJul 27, 2024

[baronfulmen]

"Why are you filling your pockets with... are those little origami stars?"

"Yeah, I'm going to teleport to Europe for a bit, but I'm cursed to lose something that I had with me in transit every time. So I always carry like two hundred little paper stars with me."

"And that works?"

"Usually. I have an extra pairs of glasses too, and a burner phone. I thought about carrying a shirt and like... leggings or something I could roll up real small, but so far it's never taken my clothes and anyway I could always teleport right back to my room to grab more if I need to."

"Still, it means you can't carry anything expensive with you."

"What? No. Expensive is fine. I just avoid carrying sentimental stuff. Why would I care if it's expensive?"

"Because you don't want to lose expensive stuff?"

"Oh! Oh, no. No dude. Dude. I rob banks like... all the time. Also rich people."

"Wait. The thing with Elon Musk... did you... kill him?"

"Maybe? It's unclear. I teleported to him while naked and picked him up, then teleported again. I don't know where my shit goes when it disappears but uh... he's there, I guess."

[vengoesbatshitcrazywithpolls]

What happens if I teleport naked. Like not with anything.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Goodbye your peanus

[mollymux]

Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I laughed WAY to hard at this

[throathole]

The way this is from four years ago

[morphdoll]

[ijichi-nijika]

 happy she’ll have a melobn soda saturday friday

[morphdoll]

its melon soda saturday Friday thursday

[anoxthon]

[caats]

[romanceyourdemons]

i still frequently think about a story from one of my high school classmates, of the day his windshield completely iced over before he had to leave for school, and his mother (who, for clarity’s sake, is not from nor has ever been to poland) said “don’t worry, i know an old polish trick” and threw a whole kettle of boiling water over the windshield, shattering it instantly

[bonelord10000]

I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

[evilscientist3]

?

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2003-2008 Lexus RX 330

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[todayintokyo]

In 1982, quite by accident, a zookeeper at Izu Shaboten Zoo in Shizuoka Prefecture discovered that capybaras absolutely loved soaking in hot water, and the practice of providing them an onsen, or traditional Japanese hot spring, was born. Source Massimo; video @yu_haradakei.

[coughloop]

MOVE IDIOT

[rainyjays]

Nobody understands her like I do

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

Beep

[zouisbreakup]

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

[cannibalchicken]