frank bothers me because he feels like. im working at my boring office job and hes the new marketing hire or whatever and i see him at the water cooler but he is way too cool for me to talk to until he sees me listening to a cd and asks what it is and it’s something cool and hes like oh i love that band, hey you should come to my show and i go to his show on saturday at some local little bar and its him and some other like hot dad types playing some fun hard music and then he buys me a beer and asks me so earnestly with his big eyes and his big head what i thought of the set and i get so flustered i cant even remember what to say about it but like hes wearing four giant ugly man rings the whole time.
everyone STOP saying this is a fanfiction its NOT i dont know what that IS



















