a simple pear. @a-simple-pear - Tumblr Blog

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

spltlvlhous

well some of us just have the face of a dying poet

philcollinsenjoyer

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

a-simple-pear

someone give that 8 year old a copy of the little prince

fairycosmos

my dead wife. the ad free internet

ryebreadgf

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

phantomrose96

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

getting back into medieval fingerloop braiding after two years i messed up my first one cause i thought i could do it from memory (i could not) so i rewatched the tutorial again and the muscle memory came right back it was so much fun.

#as long as i approach my passions with the heart of a novice #i will be able to find joy in it #:)

escapedaudios

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

chapelwhore

yellowjacket’s is actually wlw heaven at its best. you can put almost any of the yellowjackets together and it’ll be a compelling dynamic. we need more shows like this please.