The Snails

hey hey, you found us! brand new account since we've had to make a new Google account, our two old accounts are still running though (Aka Goblinoffical and traffic-detector)

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"You'll spot me on an old brick or thrown stick, but know I'll be singing my little snail song..."

Welcome to the Snail's shell, we mean well. Just stay a while before you walk a mile...

Hello everyone! We are Snail, but we go by many names and many forms!

Preferably we go by He/him pronouns, but we're really fine with any non-fem ones. (Head over here for more info on all of us!!) Also, yes, we do talk like there are multiple of us, because there are. (We are legit just 3 raccoons in a trench coat)

ｓℕα𝒾ⓛ // ᴬᵇˡᵉ (@Snail_maybe_Able)

@Snail_maybe_Able goes by Able, Alphabet soup / Soup / Alphi and uses He/him pronouns.

We are not good at these intros, never have been. But we hope our ignorance can be forgiven.

Yes we rhyme, you will see us doing it most of the time ;]

(DISCLAMER: WE ARE A MINOR PLEASE DONT BE FREAKY UNLESS WE KNOW U IRL-)

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Stress + art motivation + no sleep = the sleep spiders

we get them quite often when we forget to sleep-

-Still 🧪

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for july?

[aeonlamb]

[fullafag]

[kropotkindersurprise]

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I have been fronting for 3 DAYS with 📺 co-fronting and things are going to SHIT because of the fireworks along with other things- -🧪

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

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Current artfight posture: 🦐

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

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Yell at us please

Be mean

We need to get shit done and no one is doing it

(Its artfight and we need to make references for like 3 of our characters still, plus we need to do one of those artfight cards but we dont know where the base is)

[yeuc-c]

Regarding that image you posted of that giant mech in 3008... Is this related to the time you brought up Pest as a boss fight?? 👀

Hahaha whattt

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SHIT we're all done for guys pack it up everyone is dying

[auddtaco]

I love the among us show now yip yip hooray

Heres the unpaid intern!

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@etherealitybydreamlight

Hey

Hey look

[i-am-a-fish]

I downloaded a fighting game and I'm having a lot of fun!

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Fish we have a question

Why is the only tag transgender

What fighting game is transgender??

[rydoxysm]

mfs be doin anything but prepping for artfight 😭

anyway actually played that trending animal hospital game. I like how I designed the ratthew fella

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we tried to draw our feeling.

...damn we suck at emotions

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VENT WARNING!!

...People are starting to worry about us again.

We dont like when they do this, it makes us feel like a bad person.

We know we aren't. Its normal to be sad sometimes, but we dont have anything to be sad about.

We have a good house, even if it gets loud sometimes. We have friends.

Why are we sad?

....we cant ask for help either. If we ask our mom, she'll just flip it around and make it about her.

If we ask out dad, he'll just change the topic

We feel bad venting to our friends or telling them what's wrong, we feel like they're just pretending to like us and talking behind our back.

We know it's just the thoughts but we cant help it.

Well keep a smile for now, it will get better.

Hopefully.

[astro-naut9]

put these beans in hail mary and you'll get nothing done

[etherealitybydreamlight]

i’ll close the door in ol’ Death’s face

… oh, Thia, be my georgia bride ! <3

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THIA KANE MENTIONED!!!1!1!!1! -🐕