fucker in charge (of you fucking fucks)

suffering from an excess of black bile 👽 1.18.2005 🔞 18+ only

[pomgore]

one of my favorite things about him is that he just looks awful. terrible facial hair terrible clothes and constant sweatyness. i like his ugly ass and i want him to be my pet who sleeps on a velvet pillow and whose hair i brush twice a day.

[soundoftheirwings]

Patrick O’Brian is having way too much fun with his little blorbos

[bgm05]

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

[cosmo-raptor]

[grungixfungi]

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

[das-sena]

[chechula]

sketch for the scene from The Surgeon’s mate I made month ago :D

Jack to rescue two idiots from the top of the mast ♥

[costumeloverz71]

Dolce & Gabbana Alta Moda 2026

[pomgore]

I WANNA DO TRICKS ON HIS SHITTTTTTT I WANNA TWIRL AND FLIP ON IT

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended on9h

[pomgore]

so here's the gods honest truth. i thought bloodymary the ship was fucking stupid and tbh i still think that. because people cant interact with iron lung on its own terms and they certainly cant have a fandom without men buttfucking each other so they turn on the yaoi lasers and summon forth ryan gosling to be gay with markiplier. and laika imagery everywhere because we need canned symbolism. but i accidentally watched some bloodymary reels on insta and i gotta be honest. its slop but its kind of peak. i cant get into it unironically but it's kind like the mountain dew of yaoi ships. but it still sucks and i wish people would see simon for the mutated dead pile of detritus at the bottom of the blood ocean he is. sincerely a boromir and other dead guys fan

[gremlininho]

A butternut woollyworm ♡

[modelsof-color]

Liu Wen by Luigi & Iango for V Magazine July 2026

[rustmarty]

rust & marty // prom date gone wrong

[pomgore]

where's the hornyposting about being an adult woman with a rich and complex inner life unrelated to her sexual proclivities. the teenage girl rape fetishist blog is overrepresented on tumblr

[nonbinaryrust]

stolen from this

[fc6]

is this anything

[fc6]