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they/them - sillyyyyy!!!1!!11!!1!!!111!

[a-st4r]

hiii!!

new to tumblr, very excited

i'm gonna just treat this like any other social media, but also like a 'i'm kinda just gonna say stuff to an unknown group of people because i feel like saying stuff' typa thing

introduction to me!!

i'm a very silly person, very obsessed with aliens right now so i'm contemplating if i'm actually an alien (like an ikea alien ((aftonsparv my lord and savior))

they/them pronouns

i never use capital letters unless i'm marking something as Exceptionally Important or i'm JUST LEGIT SHOUTING but i don't really like capital letters anyways

i also have the option to use perfect grammar, i just don't like starting a new sentence with a lowercase and i don't like typing in capitals (see paragraph above) so i just don't use periods

certified weird kid, also recently diagnosed autistic, also i draw a lot and make kandi!!1!11!!!1!!

i don't actually think anyone will see this tbh

on that note, peace

"anyone can have whimsy and fun in their hearts no matter what they look like" - golgiplasm on tiktok

[henstomper]

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[a-st4r]

[noun]boy straigt up [adjective]pilled [noun]maxxing rn

getting absolutely [verb]ed

[neverwonderneverremember]

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

[depsidase]

[bitt-better]

I am going to try a dr pepper for the first time wish me luck

[bitt-better]

ITS SWEET?

[bitt-better]

Nvm theres the angry flavor, takes a sec

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

That seems like an average Dr Pepper experience

[a-st4r]

fully accurate can confirm (i've tasted dr. pepper for the first time before so i consider myself an expert)

[theconcealedweapon]

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

[catilinas]

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

What will one day destroy each of the 50 US States

Alabama - Absorbed by Wyoming Alaska - Absorbed by Wyoming Arizona - Absorbed by Wyoming Arkansas - Absorbed by Wyoming California - Attempts to contain the spread of Wyoming by rigging itself with nuclear bombs Colorado - Absorbed by Wyoming Connecticut - Absorbed by Wyoming Delaware - Absorbed by Wyoming Florida - Missing, presumed absorbed by Wyoming Georgia - Absorbed by Wyoming Hawaii - Absorbed by Wyoming after the state survived California's suicide attack and continued to grow Idaho - Absorbed by Wyoming Illinois - Sacrifices itself trying to give Kentucky enough time to find the lost sword Indiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Iowa - Absorbed by Wyoming Kansas - Absorbed by Wyoming Kentucky - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone and is not strong enough Louisiana - Absorbed by Wyoming Maine - Absorbed by Wyoming Maryland - Absorbed by Wyoming Massachusetts - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough Michigan - Absorbed by Wyoming Minnesota - Absorbed by Wyoming Mississippi - Absorbed by Utah Missouri - Begs Utah not to go down this path, and is cut down Montana - Absorbed by Wyoming Nebraska - Absorbed by Utah Nevada - Tries to offer itself as a servant to Wyoming, telling it that together they could rule the world, but is absorbed New Hampshire - Absorbed by Utah New Jersey - Absorbed by Utah New Mexico - Gives its energy to Utah in the hopes that it will be able to stop Wyoming New York - Absorbed by Wyoming North Carolina - Attempts to wield the Wyoming Slayer alone, and is not strong enough North Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Ohio - Absorbed by Wyoming Oklahoma - Absorbed by Wyoming seconds after it finishes deciphering the runes on the handle of the Wyoming Slayer, managing only to croak out the word, "Too" Oregon - Absorbed by Wyoming Pennsylvania - Absorbed by Wyoming Rhode Island - Absorbed by Utah South Carolina - Sacrifices itself in order to get the Wyoming Slayer to Utah South Dakota - Absorbed by Utah Tennessee - Absorbed by Utah Texas - Absorbed by Utah Utah - Attempts to wield the Wyoming slayer and is burnt by its protective magics Vermont- Absorbed by Wyoming Virginia - Plunges itself into the gullet of the ever growing Wyoming to recover the sword which it ate Washington - Absorbed by Wyoming West Virginia - Absorbed by Wyoming Wisconsin - Cries, "I know what Oklahoma meant!" as it readies itself for its last stand. "Not 'too'! Together! It must be used together!" then reaches its arms into the monster's mouth, and takes hold of the sword with Virginia and with all the other states that have been eaten and lends its strength to all of them for one final attack, even as Wyoming's claws dig into its farmlands Wyoming - Stands startled for a few seconds, before beginning to crumble

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[a-st4r]

very invisible autism but everytime someone mentions the concept of asd it gets awakened like a sleeper agent

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Looking at the sexy man submissions:

Perry the Platypus: 21 submissions

Stanley Pines: 21 submissions

Doofenshmirtz: 10 Submissions

Tenna: 138 submissions

[ase-makes-polls]

Spin the wheel for your government assigned fursona*

*Not limited to mammals

Thoughts?

Hell yeah, this rules! I love it!

Not the best, but still really good!

It's okay, I guess. Could be worse.

I have no opinion one way or the other.

It's not great. I really don't care for it.

This sucks! I demand a respin!

NOOOOOOOO!!!

Voting ended onMar 10

[drax-the-vampire-king]

I got a mole. Sooo... I mean still a small blind animal that lives in darkness and eats bugs.. close enough to a bat I suppose. It'll work.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I got a Hyena, not my favorite but it could be worse

[a-st4r]

automatic toilet flushed while i was still sitting down,, scary

[doggy-mentality]

this is different from my usual content but it fits here.

im seeing therians getting traction in the worst way online currently. everyone is suddenly making content hating on what i believe to be minors just indulging in a fun hobby, getting connected with nature and exploring their identity.

like, we have people in power in criminal files and a terrorist organization breaking families, we have bigger problems to address.

therians get behind me!!!!