malapropitious

the fumblerrrrrrr (he/any) Forty years and not a moment longer

[spooksier]

angel torres, king cringefail

[shopwitchvamp]

Her peaceful aura will obliterate any guilt that tries to stop you from savoring your break ✨

[id-my-dog]

Great Pyrenees

[amygdalae]

[viehfutter]

[sunandsteel99]

[evilwizard]

as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:

rags to riches

man vs man

man vs bee

voyage to meat world

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

amateur pornography

evangelion

[evilwizard]

ive been sniped yet again

[evilwizard]

They Are Stealing My Evil Wizard Clout

[dorothylarouge]

Jacking off to this

[inatherps]

Brown Anole (Anolis sagrei)

Observed by dnoell, CC BY-NC

[byelacey]

I dogsit for this pyr named Baron. hes afraid of thunderstorms and thinks he needs to bark at train horns

[ona-fish]

two famous pairs of red and blue

[potatokoko]

blazing heart of gold

[fashion-runways]

ROBERT WUN Couture Fall/Winter 2027 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[baradragon]

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

[konoko]

[your-worst-boy]

Praying Mantis costume by Imile Wepener

[beemovieerotica]

[sarakipin]

Berserk print and washi tape for SDCC 💋