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Today's Document
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Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@bitt-better
Yall can call me Bitt! All pronouns, mix and match to your heart's content.
If you need smth tagged dm me or anon ask
My personal tags all start with "bitt of a" because reasons and also because it's punny :)
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Casual artist
Okay idk how to describe it, but for like 30 issues, the way Dickâs cape was drawn was unfathomable levels of peak.
Maybe Iâm just seeing things, but it feels so CLOTH-Y, and now all the other depictions of it look like stiff cardboard by comparison. It had texture. It had sauce. It felt like a fabric, or a textile, or a something.
I could not agree more, Rich Buckler drew Robins cape with a drape and sense of weight and reality to it which few have equalled.
Respectfully, Tamora, your dad is full of shit
Further proof that Andy "I don't put politics in my writing" Wier does not, in fact, know the definition of "politics".
Cass' relationship to killing is more interesting than just "she was trained to kill" or "she doesn't kill". When Cass was 8 she killed a man and when she saw how it felt like to die through his eyes she decided to never kill again. Sort of. While she was on the run she killed a dying cow to end it's suffering. After joining the bats a criminal pulls a gun at her and accidently kills his friend so she stops his heart temporarly to teach him a lesson. She stabs Ravager in the throat and tells Deathstroke she will die unless he take her to the hospital immidiately. It seems she has no problem dealing mortal blows to her enemies if she knows they can survive them. Cass is willing to forgive killers like Alpha because she thinks they can change, she believes in second chances. However by the end of her run she becomes convinced that some killers like Shiva will never stop killing unless someone stops them. Still, she can't bring herself to kill Shiva permenantly. She becomes angry at Slade and Cain for giving her a mind control drug that makes her kill (dumb plotline that I hate) and she WANTS to kill them but she can't bring herself to do it .
Basically Cass has seen death up close, and refuses to kill, even if she really wants to. She believes others can change like she did. But also, because her threshold for what counts as a mortal blow is super high she would just... stab someone in the throat and be like " this isn't dengerous"
I love her.
Redemptionđš
from pbsgreatperformances' Instagram
"Youâd be surprised how many great ideas I get from Reddit. So upvote your favorite and weâll do it. Maybe."
--Todd Howard on Reddit yesterday.
In four hours. I will be completely without access to a cello for the first time in a decade and a half. How The Fuck Am I Supposed To Function
ASHLEY CAT ATTACK
and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.
^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.
Tonight on My Husband Doesnât Know How to Baby Talk
âMaâam, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. Iâll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge itâs not my faultâ
Husband: maâam it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?
Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby
Husband: RIVETING!
Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell â˘ď¸
Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!
Me: Hehehe silly husband doesnât know how to do baby talk
All of tumblr collectively at my husband:
Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream
Husband: you donât even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but youâve got several years before thatâs relevant!
Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued
Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this
Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays
Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.
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Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave
Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!
FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering
I have follow up questions:
1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?
1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?
I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.
Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up đ
So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" đ
Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.
Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she
1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night
2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day
3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together
I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times
bring out the rotating tiger
so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck
has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go
