Yall can call me Bitt! All pronouns, mix and match to your heart's content.
If you need smth tagged dm me or anon ask
My personal tags all start with "bitt of a" because reasons and also because it's punny :)
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Claire Keane
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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todays bird
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
noise dept.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Keni
we're not kids anymore.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Yall can call me Bitt! All pronouns, mix and match to your heart's content.
If you need smth tagged dm me or anon ask
My personal tags all start with "bitt of a" because reasons and also because it's punny :)
🇲🇽
Casual artist
Was walking past the outdoor market not really gonna buy nothin but then girlie waves and asks if i want a lemonade and shes all dressed up and her stand is all pink and flowery and shes got a cute lil apron and yknow what. I said yes. i DID want to spend four american dollars for a lemonade and a brookie. It was pink lemonade and the brookie melted in my mouth. I will come back with one william dollars for her
Duke Thomas week day 2!
Community- We Are Robin
Did some redesign on Duke's Robin days.
when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.
Congratulations on the cat
no way i just saw people in tiktok comments crying screaming throwing up at the idea of aslan being a jesus figure. worsties the lion literally dies to save edmund (the sinner) and then rises from the dead. he tells the pevensies he can be found under a different name in our world. what else could this have meant
Reminds me of this meme:
A second 'Soldier Poet King' has hit the tiktok.
you are my favourite reblog on this post
Project Hail Mary has successfully got me back on Monsterfucker TikTok and honestly thank goodness, it feels like coming home to a warm blanket and cookies after being stuck in a traffic jam for 5 hours
u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney
We suddenly have to change what chocolate we have on sale next week.
Why? Because the whole entire semi-trailer transporting it for import has been stolen.
Someone has carried out a full on chocolate heist on that thing. 27 stores won't get a single bar. It shouldn't be funny but it's fucking hilarious.
dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy
People think theyre the joker when theyre barely condiment king 🙄🙄🙄
comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan
This is an awesome use of what is probably a master's degree if not a doctorate and I am 100% thrilled that she shared it even though it was embarrassing and she squeaked.
Thank you, adorable scientist, for making people's lives better.
As an Australian, THIS WOMAN IS A FUCKING GODSEND.
this is Hannah Fry, Professor of the Public Understanding of Mathematics at the University of Cambridge and president of the Institute of Mathematics and its Applications.
Use your PTO
I'm currently writing a subnautica and project Hail Mary crossover and it is going to be so funny when Riley finds out Grace had a gun on his ship.
"yeah life's been hard, i mean this is my only weapon a fucking survival knife this is all I got."
"... Do you know how to shoot a gun?"
"...what?"
"I-... i have a gun on my ship... If you scanned it you could probably recreate it right?"
"...yeah, yeah let's go back and get that gun"
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
Going through old pattern booklets i forgot i had; please enjoy this vagina cardigan
OP i need to knit this i need it i need it im a professional gynecologist and i need to wear a vagina sweater to work
!!! PLEASE DO THIS !!!
I will scan the pattern for you just say the word
Raiding my stash ready to swatch I will be held accountable for this
Go ahead and get yonic with it!! I scanned the whole booklet for yucks, there are some great late 80s patterns in there. The file sharing link should be good thru 10-06-26, if it expires just shoot me a message and I'll re-upload
https://limewire.com/d/sDP3G#4JbcmhiLHe
AHHHHHHH VAGINA SWEATER
people when they actually need to think about the media theyre consuming: 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯