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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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if i look back, i am lost
NASA
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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izzy's playlists!
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@a-tesseractis
independent & private original character multimuse . based on my current project ‘PROJ. STARLIGHT’ . flexible canon, adapted to a roleplay setting . has various verses and AUs available as well .
MUSE DIRECTORY . RULES . CANON MULTIMUSE .
untagged queue posting ; always accepting memes regardless of date ; sporadic activity !
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quick tags ;; MEMES . MUN ART . KITTIES . PROMO .
hi :)
i hate him
cleaned out my following / followers list of inactive folks & folks i don't see myself interacting with. going to probably remake in january as well for a clean slate :3
"can anyone who is good at computer help me get my name off this stupid callout post? thanks."
whenever a mutual likes one of my posts I wire them 5 mg of juice reward if they reblog it I wire them 10 mg
I spent like a solid hour to find this post because I couldn't stop thinking about it
Girl, you’re slaying! You’re literally killing me, girl!
One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.
Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?
Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?
Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?
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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.
Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?
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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?
Customer: …I’m pretty good.
Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee*
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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?
Customer: ….they’re okay.
Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.
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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.
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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.
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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!
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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.
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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!
Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.
She sounds like a fuckin riot and I want to tell her she’s doing amazing
I need to smoke a blunt with her
i want to be someone different, someone better
bojack horseman s1e11 // dan deacon’s “when i was done dying” // @artistgrind on instagram // anne frank’s “the diary of anne frank” // richard siken’s “snow and dirty rain” // it’s always sunny in philadelphia s8e5 // mary oliver’s “dogfish” // salman toor’s “green group” // @dirtyblues
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hello my hand is gonna fall off
tap for better quality!
this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this
"serenade me with your peenorse"
Pantless– his whole cock and balls hanging out completely flaccid, there's a pair of sunglasses at his base in his massive bush. Hands on his hips, he begins slapping it back and forth against his thighs. The slaps are in beat to whatever cheerful tune he's humming for Cand.
" –Tequila! "
