“You can have it all. Just not all at once.”

He/they

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Intro

hi, finally doing one of these. Y'all can call me MJ, I am 20+ years old and I really don't want any minors on my page.

I am the most basic white trans man (he/they) you'll ever meet but despite that: trans rights are human rights, feminism matters, don't be a racist prick and also don't be ableist. (That should cover the basics, just be a somewhat kind Person)

I live in Germany and am currently at university studying, hoping to one day be a teacher.

I am obsessed with different fandoms, the variety of which you'll be able to see on here.

Also, this page is basic just a public diary for me BC despite being very pro internet safety and data security, my mind refuses to believe that any of that counts on Tumblr.

I love different kinds of music: Bruce Springsteen, The Killers, Bleachers, Jeangu Macrooy, Florence and the machines and so on

I enjoy making music, writing, painting, cooking and working out. My favourite hobby is rage baiting my cat.

So... yeah... that's me

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Any time they let Bobby and Michael interact, I think of this:

[acid-onthefloor]

nooo i think my yeast died... please come back baby daddy misses you

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HE HAS RISEN!!!!

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Omg, it's yeasus

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Sweet Anna deserves better then to be dragged along by a guy who's in love with his best friend

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what knd of money did 30 rock actually make BC the guest stars are actually insane

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Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

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I wanna work out again. But my back still hurts and if I start now, I'll ruin all the progress I made over the past few days. So I can only do the stretching exercises my doctor told me to do and some very light cardio. This sucks fucking ass.

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Emily: "Would you help me hide a body?"

JJ: "As a hypothetical?"

Emily, standing in front of a suspiciously Bryan shaped trash bag: "sure..."

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

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Michael Sheen was on 30 rock???? The fuck???

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Sometimes it's really difficult to remember that I am an adult. BC a 14 year old student referred to her boyfriend's mom as her "mother in law" and I all that came to mind was some great sarcasm, that I am not allowed to use BC these are kids. Help, y'all

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Now the issue is, when I find a fanfic with a banger premise, then I open it and see that there are paragraphs and that it's well written, I actually look like this:

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

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In honour of the beginning of pride month, I watched my favourite fictional comedy diva choose life instead of dying, and I think that's a good start

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My friend so conan gray in concert. On one hand: super happy for her. Apparently an amazing experience. On the other hand: I am frothing at the mouth with jealousy

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ask game

1 who was your favourite kids cartoon character when you were younger?

2 what color shirt are you wearing?

3 how tall are you?

4 if you were turned into an animal for 24 hours what animal would you choose?

5 what's something silly you thought and or did as a kid?

1 Findus (the small cat)

2 green

3 172cm, I think that's 5'7?

4 it would be nice to be a cat for 24 hours

5 I believed that my sisters and I could control the F1 drivers. As it turns out, our dad wanted to stop us annoying him and just told us that it worked. Hate or love the guy, that was smart of him

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JJ and Emily: /out on a date/

Emily, getting down on her knees and choking on her words: "..."

JJ: "omg, are you proposing to me?"

Emily, seconds away from passing out from a panic attack with the most pathetic dog eyes known to man: "please?"