The Church of The Tiny Hippo

Welcome to The First Church of Tiny Hippo, Tiniest of the Hippos. Praise be unto him.

[a-tiny-hippo]

The Church of the Tiny Hippo is back in session

Real talk if you are still here and still follow me let me know I will follow back I have missed you, my old friends

[a-tiny-hippo]

This is it, folks. This is the end of my blog. I'm not deleting it or anything, I'm just not going on this website again. I'm unfollowing everyone and logging off for the last time. It's been real.

[greenwichpips]

when a post has far too many notes

[slimetony]

I’m craving minerals

[angelicguy]

its been two years. two years you fucking piece of shit. i dont need this. you dont need this. dont revive it. you have that power but you shouldnt use it. dont fucking do it

[deviouseggplant]

[suppermariobroth]

It’s Luigi’s rotation party, and you are not invited.

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[starslicer]

you really do.

[anightvaleintern-blog1]

There is a principle of comedy that says that repetitive humor works by something being mildly funny, then as it’s repeated over and over, less funny, then not funny, then goes right up into hilarious and I think this captured that principle very well.

[apocalyptichero]

is this a parody of that one scene in the OC?

[emptygrl]

[maxknightley]

clickbait… clickbait has changed.

[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[s00nstuck023]

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

[youngvlxanoes]

i need a hug and six months of sleep

[5543543646445rty65y65-deactivat]

Jerma Rumble - Live Action!

[kingtacoyaki-deactivated2018072]

I FUCKING ALMOST PASSED OUT LAUGHING AT THIS

[chickenstab]

somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying

[chickenstab]

[handblogfortherecentlydeceased]

[scruffyturtles]

I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important

[itsjust-insanity]

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DANK MEMES

[methargicismm]

OOH MY GOD, IM GLAD I READ THIS

[thesassycat]

i hate this

[turnipfritters]

you can beat up a skeleton and steal their arms to use as a weapon in the new zelda

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

you can do it in real life if you’re not a fucking coward