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littlebirdofprey

Piece of media: here’s a female assassin

Me: nice

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-

Me: *already asleep*

crazyintheeast

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing their wives and convincing them to murder their husbands

an-aesthetic-messs

Me: *wakes up* Go on

getsawaycar

lowkey can’t wait for there to be an especially dramatic episode of brooklyn nine nine where andy sambergs character gets shot and everyone dubs mmm whatcha say over the scene and we come full circle

thefunnydeepandrandom

Bold of you to assume that B99 won’t do it themselves

irisannwest

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

vrixie

The bourgeoisie

jehovahhthickness

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

a6

8 months old….. happy birthday….

ruinedchildhood

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thealpacalypse-archive

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

runfast-livefearless

I got chills just thinking about this

small-chekov

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

mhevet

my f

mhevet

my feet are cold

mhevet

grantairefanclub-remade

why are there bruises on my knees

egberts

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

colourofoctober

*says goodbye to friend*

*starts walking in the same direction*

*awkwardly tries not to acknowledge their presence*

ramemes

augerer

will anything ever be as iconic and savage as when sally jackson, percy jackson’s mother, used the decapitated head of the medusa to turn her abusive husband to stone, and then sold him as a statue to an art gallery to critical acclaim and used the resulting funds to pay to attend college and start her dream life as a writer