Agents of SHIELD Headcannons

Send in your head cannons about The agents of the Strategic Homeland intervention enforcement and logistics division.

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Into the Spider-Verse is what we deserved from Last Jedi but didn’t get.

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AoS Headcannon #21

The team once played D&D

Mack was DM

Daisy was a Ranger

May was a Monk

Coulson was a Paladin

Bobbi was a Fighter

Hunter was a Rogue

Fitz was a Warlock

Jemma was a cleric but was kicked out because she kept trying to scientifically explain how spells worked

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Director Coulson has made it a rule that Jemma Simmons is not allowed off base without an escort. Not for her safety like she’s been led to believe; but because her being left alone means that she’s the one driving and he can’t have it on his conscience if (when) something happens due to her awful driving. The escort is usually Bobbi who remains the only person Jemma can charm into doing something they don’t want to do.

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AoS Headcannon #20

Daisy prefers Revolvers to pistols.

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AoS Headcannon #19

Laura Barton was Bobbi’s SO

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AoS Headcannon #18

Jemma and Daisy both hate thongs. They try to avoid them as much as possible. Unfortunately since she had to raid many clothing bins that’s what Daisy is stuck with.

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AoS Headcannon #17

Elena’s bones have air pockets in them. They’re just as strong but she weighs less and this allows her to go faster.

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AoS Headcannon #16

FitzSimmons’ first kid has NO talent in science whatsoever. Hell of a fighter though, which May finds hilarious

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AoS Headcannon #15

Daisy’s favorite food is raspberries.

@dandelionquake

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AoS Headcannon 14

None of the team besides Jemma knows that Daisy is actually fantastic at drawing.

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AoS Headcannon #1

Mack is actually a few weeks older than May.

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AoS Headcannon #2

May won’t go to sleep until she makes sure all the Bus Kids are asleep. They act like it annoys them but they (particularly the girls) are touched by it.

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Aos Headcannon #3

When Daisy (Skye) went to cosplay at Stark Tower she dressed up like a Captain America USO girl. She’s only showed (modeled for) Lincoln the costume

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AoS Headcannon #4

Daisy and Jemma once made fun of May’s size. In response May threw Hemma over her shoulder and carried her around for an hour. Daisy hid so she wouldn’t meet the same fate.

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AoS Headcannon #5

Daisy lost her virginity to Matthew Murdock

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AoS Headcannon #6

Cassie Lang dressed up like Quake for Halloween

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AoS Headcannon #7

Melinda May is ambidextrous.