Shitposts

ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴏɴʟʏ sᴇᴇ sʜɪᴛᴘᴏsᴛs ʜᴇʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ sʜɪᴛ ᴀʀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sʜɪᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ/ɪɴɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇs ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏ sᴛᴏʀʏs/ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ's ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ ᴄᴜᴢ ɪ ᴄᴀɴᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴘᴏsᴛ ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅs ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ғʀᴇᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʀʟʟʏ

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Azuma:Sooo... You like Director right?

Sakyo:What no? Why would i?

Azuma:So you wouldn't mind if i set her up wi-

Sakyo:i will kill you with my bare hands

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So i started to get into aot again cuz of season 4 and then i remembered how frking FABULOUS LEvi is like omg

So here have levi but its sakyo cuz y not?

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Fun fact:this was a random number generator

So basically what i did was i put a3 names and added numbers to them, the same with the fandoms i like

And then i headed over to random number generator and i got sakyo and aot

Which is v luck cuz i rlly wanted it to happen

Also i did another 4 so theres 2 more of these crossovers coming

(hope that made sense)

[a3shitposter]

So i started to get into aot again cuz of season 4 and then i remembered how frking FABULOUS LEvi is like omg

So here have levi but its sakyo cuz y not?

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One day the bois will be a head taller than peepaw in the future

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Kazunari:I think i have pretty high standards-

Tsuzuru stumbling inside the living room, Knocking a vase over, stepping on hisoka and pouring coffee an inch away from the cup:what month is it?

Kazunari:

Kazunari:hes pERFECT

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Yuki:I WILL NOT HESITATE TO JUMP YOU IF YOU DONT SHUT UP

Tenma: You wanna fight me? With THAT height?

Yuki:my height doesn't effect my ability to snap someones neck in 98 different ways! Including YOURS!

Tenma:Can you even reach my neck?

Yuki:do yOU REALLY WANNA TEST ME RIGHT NOW? CUZ I SEE MY STEP STOOL JUST A FOOT AWAY FROM ME! DO NOT MAKE ME USE IT YOUSTUPIDHACKIWILLKI-

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Tsumugi, just minding his business:

Tasuku:serIOUSLY?! CAN YOU NOT BE CUTE FOR ONE DAMN MINUTE?!

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Sakuya:Itaru-san why are you crying?

Itaru, crying because of Sakuyas pureness:Its nothing im just allergic to angels

Sakuya:then how are you alive if you're allergic to yourself

Itaru, now sobbing loudly:

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Izumi, throwing rocks at sakyos window:

Sakyo: you do know you have a phone right? And we also live together-

*thump*

Sakyo:diD YOU JUSR THROW YOUR PHONE?!

[weebtarurights]

Sakyo Furuichi R (Sincere Chopsticks) - Part 1

Part 1 || Part 2 

Keep reading

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Just a question

What event was this? Or was this a scout

Cuz i didn't have jp ver until like a few weeks ago

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Corporate needs you to find the difference between these 2 pictures

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Natsugumi just got out of jail for trespassing :

Tenma:How do you guys have not gotten arrested

Sakuya:because i obey the law

Banri:because im smart

Sakyo and Chikage:You wont get arrested if the cops fear you

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Masumi:Director i have something to tell you

Masumi:but its a secret so come closer

Masumi whispering:heyhowyoudoinlilmamaletmewhisperinyourear-

Izumi Tachibana:

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Sakyo:i cant believe you got a 30 on your test

Taichi:i tRIED OK?

Sakyo:yoU DO KNOW YOU CAN CHEAT RIGHT?!

Taichi:I DID, I DID CHEAT

Banri dying from hiding his laughter :i cant hold it anymore

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AU where Sakyo and Izumi are dating and Omi is their roomate. And then they find a baby Taichi in their doorstep and adopt him as their new son.

[lemystical-puffle]

Reblogging this so I don’t forget but op I gotchu dw

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And omi acts like big bro so their 1 big fam like literally

Also this is beauty and you are grace this amazing have my thanks

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Marry Christmas bois have some sakyoizu

[lemystical-puffle]

Continuation because winter brainrot: Tsumugi as a prince and Tasuku as his longtime knight/friend. Azuma is an advisor alongside Homare, who both advise in different fields but are Tsumugi's most trusted. Hisoka is an "advisor" but his true abilities lie in... you know... spy stuff. Guy can hop in after idk the troupes meet haha

Yessss winter brainrot is seriously the best kind of brainrot to have that is not an exaggeration. Maybe Hisoka can be an actual spy for the kingdom and goes to infiltrate other kingdoms for reasons I am currently unsure of. Also Prince Tsumugi makes me happy for so so many reasons, he is just an angel. Also, since we’re throwing in rookies, think of the drama with Juzas brother being in a rival kingdom. It’s so good

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When juza realises that his brother is in a rival kingdom im 100% sure he's gonna try and get sakyo to be friends with that kingdom like

Sakyo:Hyodo you aren't bribing me with a half eaten chocolate cake

Juza:but...