Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

If you are reading this, I'm truly sorry, but you are hereby banned from tumblr (unless you send me asks).

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I usually read 0 books every year.

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I need to start reading books, because if I keep this up, the number's gonna go in the negatives and it's gonna form a black hole.

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I keep getting DM'ed by bots...

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Earlier today I saw a post that said like "if you don't like perverts then i don't like you". You have no idea how relieved I was to find out "Perverts" is an album.

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invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

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invented the joke too. imbetter than eveybody

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Do you have any other interesting words you invented that you'd like to share with us?

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No point in crying over spilled milk. Tilt the table, direct the spilled milk into your cup, and drink it. Like a champ.

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Just watched an eerie official YouTube ad. It was just the YouTube logo fading in and out with this weird noise. Just wanted to share this because maybe it'll be useful for later.

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It's Draft Friday! Well, it isn't, but check out one of my drafts.

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Mads Mikkelsen? Isn't that the guy from Hitman?

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I think I'm in love.

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I'm not gonna go into too much detail, but I'll tell you this much, they said yes.

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Heya I’d love to speak with the rightful owner of this account👋❤️?

Why'd you have to specify "rightful owner of this account"? Is this a legal thing? Who else would respond to this?

Also, no, I'm not that dumb.

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I think I'm in love.

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Do you think they clone key & peele for them to make all those sketches?

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Cloned. Show is cancelled.

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Do you think they clone key & peele for them to make all those sketches?

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so zeph how are you doing today

well i'm alright zeph. was spiraling a bit earlier but i'm doing pretty great right now. listening to a really good album. how about you zeph?

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

i'm doing the exact same as you are zeph! that's pretty crazy isn't it! what album are you listening to!

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

that's such a great question. i'm listening to raise the dead by phantom planet. you should also listen to it, my good friend zeph

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

oh wow i'm also listening to that right now! cool!

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Every once in a while I see a strange username here on tumblr. This is the weirdest of them, though.

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I really like the ghost blog thingies

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Downloaded a to-do list app, and found my old account. Younger me was HUNGRY

Goodness. I was so eager to learn whatever.

I tried learning German because of Medic TF2, which I think might be a canon event to all TF2 fans

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As they say in Germany, "¡muy excelente!"