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[glitchyvoice]

my autism an arbys the way i come back baby back baby back

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guys please this post does NOT deserve ten notes. head in my hands

[ohio-thestate]

it would be a shame if a gimmick reblogged you

[glitchyvoice]

NO NO NO DO NOT WAIT GUYS WAIT

[ohio-thestate]

@rhode-island-empire youre the one with the list currently right

[rhode-island-empire]

It would be a shame if 50 gimmicks targeted you, wouldn't it, hon? (hopefully this works we've had some issues on mobile lately)

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[official-ireland]

would be a shame if I reblogged this

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

would be a shame if the ducktales cafeteria table got this

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[blondie-drawings]

"Haymitch never moved on from his dead 16 year old girlfriend"

[bebx]

[maxpawb]

It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

[feluka]

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

[feluka]

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

[feluka]

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

[feluka]

I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.

FIRST LAW: This character must be a woman.

SECOND LAW: This character must be a loser, but not in a way that can be pinned on her gender. Misogynistic response from the audience does not disqualify the character.

THIRD LAW: If the audience does not enjoy this character, then it becomes impossible to enjoy the show/film/book/game altogether. It is not possible to ignore this character, for better or for worse.

FOURTH LAW: The character must make bad decisions, and not just be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control. The character can also be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control, but it has to be primarily her personal choices that deem her a loser.

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Louie: I need help

Goldie: …and you came to me… why?

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Goldie: what’s the world coming to when you can’t blackmail your close friends?

Della: what is wrong with you?

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Dewey: I have a plan

Huey: and I have the hospital on speed dial

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Scrooge sulks. Like he’s such such a sulker.

The kids refuse to listen his “When I was just a boy…” stories and he goes straight to his office all ‘I hope your happy’

When he was young and adventuring and he and Goldie had a disagreement and this time Goldie was right especially when he was so convinced he was: “Well I sure hope being right will carry her the whole way back home” because he certainly isn’t giving her a lift (because he’s a petty bitch)

Beakley reminds him she isn’t his secretary at a mildly inconvinient time well he’s been saving up his broken clothes because she hates sewing and they just ‘need’ fixing in fact “it’s super urgent” and she is his housekeeper after all

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Goldie, to Beakley: You’re muttering under your breath... Years of experience have taught me that when you do that, it’s usually about me

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Goldie: you can’t expect me to commit crime on an empty stomach

Scrooge: I’d much rather you didn’t commit crime at all

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Della: FOUR MONTHS!

Donald: What is she talking about?

Scrooge: it’s really not that long

Louie: Totally over reacting

Della: for four months you all stood by and watched water a fake plant!!

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Still thinking about what is actually the most devastating part about the lines “you loved gold more than you loved me.” “And that’s why you loved me.”

Its the fact Goldie never actually agrees with him. She doesn’t say that she didn’t love him as much as she loved gold. Instead, she simply states that is this belief of his is what kept him running back for more. This competition is what held his interest all these years which she truly believes. Goldie O’Gilt spent over 100 years believing the man she loved only kept her around bec she was a challenge bec she was exciting. But she loved him so she pushed down the hurt and played into it. She’s naturally troublesome and selfish and uncooperative sure but she played it up. Because in her mind that is what Scrooge wanted.

And to a degree it was. But not wholly. He loved her. The real her. The one he had to push past the challenge and cryptic exterior and he did so bec yes it was fun and yes he loves a challenge and yes she kept him on his toes like no other could. But mostly bec that interior the Goldie he only ever got to see late at night when it was just the two of them when they’d sit beside the fire and she’d let him tuck her into his side with no pretence. When she’d tell him her hopes and dreams and fears. That is the woman he fell in love with.

AGGGGGHHHHHHHH

They’re so freaking stupid

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Something y’all need to understand abt Goldie is she absolutely got on the bar; to sing, to dance, just to make a point! She lived climbing on to that bar and looking down at patrons

It pleases her like nothing else

[godfrey-the-chaos-duck]

your tags are BRILLIANT as ever

[aaaaanndbackstabbed]

Good to know I haven’t lost my touch 😉

[aaaaanndbackstabbed]

Something y’all need to understand abt Goldie is she absolutely got on the bar; to sing, to dance, just to make a point! She lived climbing on to that bar and looking down at patrons

It pleases her like nothing else

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“They’re perfectly normal” she said unconvincingly

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