Only In Ohio

A blog run by the Buckeye State itself! - currently not affected by any strange effects!- IF I REBLOG ANYTHING FLAGGED AS MATURE, IT HAS BEEN FLAGGED INCORRECTLY. STAFF IS ON SOME BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW

[ohio-thestate]

Welcome to the mistake by the lake, Ohio!

Might be slow to respond. Feel free to tag me if you feel like I forgor about something

You can call this blog by it/they

WORST ENEMIES best friends with @maryland-officially

I don't do chain asks*

Let me know if there's anything else I need to put in the pinned post!

for legal reasons this blog has zero affiliation with the Ohio state government

Random tags I have used/will use -

#answers from Ohio - for asks

#Ohio breaks the 4th wall - for times when I break the 4th wall and also ooc posts

#Ohio's AuDHD - for times when stuff goes over my head or anything like that. I'll also use this tag if I mention my misophonia or anything else having to do with me being nuerodivergent

#heart shaped AND queer - if I mention me being queer (I'm bisexual btw. also you can assign whatever gender to this blog bc it's a state so idrc)

#Ohio swears - for posts containing anything stronger than damn

#common American household item - for anything gun-related

#Ohio art - for any art by the person behind this gimmick account

#Ohio Vtuber Adventures - anything having to do with the Official Ohio-TheState VTuber Model

#im subjecting you all to my main - for posts reblogged from my main

Guide to reading the posts -

° normal dialogue/NORMAL DIALOGUE

° THE BIGGER THE TEXT, THE LOUDER THE VOICE

°small text is mumbling

° *all actions will be in asterisks*

° italics are just used for emphasis

(btw if you wanna know who I am ooc for whatever reason... my main is @riiviir )

This post will be updated as I go! But I am often forgetful, so please feel free to send a reminder both for this and my bio!

*a chain ask would be any ask urging me to send the same ask to any amount of other blogs. a common example would be the one saying "send this to 10 other blogs you think are wonderful!"

I understand the sentiment and the point of these kind of asks, but they stress me out and I feel like there are better ways of spreading positivity. I hope you understand!

[headknight-oh]

My family has intimate knowledge of Tim misney lore

[ohio-thestate]

PLEASE TELL ME

[headknight-oh]

Apparently his credit cards regularly decline at the Quiznos or Mr hero that my uncles friend works at. And it’s because his wife has an online shopping addiction

But this is all hearsay

[ohio-thestate]

this is so interesting... @timmisnyofficial is this true

[timmisnyofficial]

Hi I'm Tim. Frankly I think my wife's shopping is no one's business but her own. So I don't know!

This message has been approved by the Tim Misny Estate. I'm Tim Misny. You know what I do.

[dear-ao3]

[ID: ao3 author’s Notes: we have no explanation for this. ohio just kinda sucks

/end ID]

[ohio-thestate]

:(

[gostaks]

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

[retroactivebakeries]

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

[themaveriqueagenda]

shoutout to nonbinary people who are deemed complicated or confusing. shoutout to nonbinary people who have 5 names. shoutout to nonbinary people who go by neopronouns. shoutout to xenogender people. shoutout to nonbinary people who use gendered terms for themselves but allow no one else to. shoutout to nonbinary people who go by different pronouns every day. shoutout to multigender people. shoutout to transmascs who were amab. shoutout to transfems who were afab. shoutout to nonbinary people who are neither cis nor trans. shoutout to nonbinary people who have pronouns that only certain people are allowed to use. shoutout to nonbinary people who are known by different names to different people. shoutout to outherine people. shoutout to transmascfems. shoutout to nonbinary people who are both cis and trans. shoutout to nonbinary people who don't care about making sense to others. shoutout to nonbinary people who actively want to confuse people.

[ohio-thestate]

AND ALWAYS WILL BE

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[immortalbeingz]

[fatfemmefreaquency]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me *surrounded by stuffed animals*: i think i need more stuffed animals

[threedollarsdotcom]

you cant get anywhere by bottling it up. when youre around people who really do care, you have to let yourself open up or no one will ever know. you deserve better than praying for scraps be genuine or die

[legsdemandias]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

[legsdemandias]

IMO, blurring the lines between “I’m defending them because they’re right” and “I’m defending them because you’re taking this too far” is step numero uno to cutting down the very existence of fair trial and democracy–even in places where saying that might seem a little dramatic. 

Mob mentality is extremely strong in humans and it’s also extremely dangerous. Mobs don’t think things through. Mobs kill and they destroy and they can’t be reasoned with. Someone trying to calm a mob down isn’t someone defending the ~problematic party~ It’s time we re-learn that.

[depsidase]

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

This was literally the Simpsons parodying "lower middle class" and they had, a stay at home mom, three kids, two cars, a two story house, two pets. They had full meals, boxed lunches, clothes that fit, one kid was a vegetarian, and homer kept them afloat with one job that was Monday to Friday, with no overtime. Every sitcom ever followed this same bone structure, because that was the life they all lived. with multiple kids.

And now that's so farfetched to even do with two working parents, multiple degrees and maybe one kid.

[geopsych]

Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.

It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.

If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚

Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.

[so-i-did-this-thing]

It's a large smoke plume, so stay safe, folks. Look up how to make a "Corsi-Rosenthal Box" if you need an air purifier inside.

[danhumphrey]

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone

[ohio-thestate]

YES! YES! I WILL!

[darkspaceboytoy]

Like the thing is ultimately I believe it really is no biggies. Like hey guys, it’s no biggie.

[ego-tempestas]

it's a smallie, even

[darkspaceboytoy]

10 times outta nine you take a look back and turns out it was a smallie

[compressed-explosion-png]

i saw something where it said if its useless post it. here i am. being useless. and posting this. no tags because i hate you people.