broken keypads

equivalent to the doodles and/or random writings at the back of your notebook. expect crappy writing and awful grammar.

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The signs as fanfiction tropes

aries: Meet as little kids and grow up together.

taurus: Slow-burn historic romance.

gemini: Start out as enemies and fall in love.

cancer: Best friends who reconnect ten years later.

leo: Tons of angst with a happy ending.

virgo: Soulmate AU

libra: Have sex then fall in love.

scorpio: Single parents who meet at Parent-Teacher night.

sagittarius: Coffee shop AU

capricorn: Holiday fic with lots of fluff.

aquarius: One is a human, the other is a creature.

pisces: Shameless porn without plot.

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ladies

make your boyfriends day and 👏 buy 👏 him 👏 some 👏 glue👏

[sanpellegrinopussy]

Why does he need glue? What is he making?

[slimetony]

👏 none 👏 of 👏 your 👏 business 👏

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the hanahaki disease au because we are all angsty little shits

the first time she saw someone caught it, she was thirteen.

he was one of the boys who used to sit next to her in art class, pointing out different shades of paint and always trying to show her some obscure artworks she had no interest in. she knew he had an interest in her - this was middle school, after all - but didn’t care enough for the boy to return his feelings. she enjoyed the company, though, and thought it was all harmless fun before he started coughing up flower petals.

oh shit, she thought to herself as the boy doubled over, light yellow carnation petals streaming out of his mouth. the fuck have i done?

the boy was the first to get a surgery in their year, and everyone was talking about how he had to be carried in a stretcher to the emergency room because he refused to undergo the surgery, hoping that she would somehow love him back.

she didn’t.

there was no major changes between them after the surgery, except for small things she couldn’t help but notice. he no longer looks at her with that distant, longing look on his face. they remained good friends, but she knew his intentions has changed - after all, the surgery removed the feelings as well as the petals.