Call me Alice

Russian linguist, who actually does not know any language, except for curses♏ Glad to see you here🌸

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See no difference

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Just imagine if Merlin were Dirk and Arthur were Todd

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Just let them have some fun

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This thought does not leave me.

According to their agreement, Crowley and Aziraphale sometimes do each other’s work, which means that Aziraphale has to tempt instead of Crowley.

But I really can't imagine this.

Aziraphale: Exuse me, sir, but would you be so kind to accept the number of this lovely young woman? I am sincerely sorry for your wife and two wonderful babies, as well as for your soul that will burn in hellfire for this act, but I'm afraid this is very neseccary.

A man: *doubts very much, but takes the number, because who the hell would resist Aziraphale*

Crowley, watching this scene: Let me die pls

Bonus:

Aziraphale: I did well?

Crowley, hiding despair: Best temptation ever.

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Strange detective habit number 383984: seduce assistant with danger.

"Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency"

"Sherlock"

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- I hope you're not smiling.

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*Just the way Michael looks at David*

The greatest wish of all my life is to find the person who would look at me in the same way. i am not crying

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*Just Aziraphale squints being Crowley*

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31 minutes before the end of the world: a soldier reads the book of Neil Gaiman, being in the world that Neil Gaiman helped to create

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Strange detective habit number 138763: hiding in the bushes with an assistant.

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And their assistants are just like:

"Dirk Gently" (2010)

"Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" (2016)

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Strange detective habit number 12929: hang a skull of a dead animal on a wall.

"Dirk Gently" (2010)

"Sherlock"

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Yves Saint Laurent. Refined, shy, talented.

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The beauty of France in "Yves Saint Laurent" (2013)

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Book canon: Aziraphale never wants people to come to his bookshop and actually buy books.

Just look at openning hours:

"Bookshop Opening Hours

I open the shop on most weekdays about 9:30 or perhaps 10am. While occasionally I open the shop as early as 8, I have been known not to open until 1, except on Tuesday. I tend to close about 3:30pm, or earlier if something needs tending to. However, I might occasionally keep the shop open until 8 or 9 at night, you never know when you might need some light reading. On days that I am not in, the shop will remain closed. On weekends, I will open the shop during normal hours unless I am elsewhere. Bank holidays will be treated in the usual fashion, with early closing on Wednesdays, or sometimes Fridays. (For Sundays see Tuesdays).

A.Z. Fell, Bookseller"

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"I wrote a book once. It was about this pirate who was a famous detective."

"Hi there"