a glorious weirdo

😍🙃👍👌😂

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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

[deadghostgirl12345]

*writes a sentence or two after writing nothing for days*

[ilyashaneconnorhudson]

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[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[lucylehane]

'sex scenes are gratuitous' mmhm please enjoy these complete character/narrative arcs composed exclusively of sex scenes

[dailyquotes2868]

Peer pressure is hard, but living with regret is harder.

Otis Milburn, Sex Education

[elwenyere]

Ilya Rozanov getting back to his CCM-shoot hotel room after hooking up with Shane Hollander and absolutely blasting "All I Do Is Win" on his 5th generation iPod nano.

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playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

[phantombussy]

Medium sized dolphin!

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YAYY

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

i think it's worth remembering this xkcd from 2013 that's still equally true

[cyrus-thenotsogreat]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

[theofficialjonbeers]

Me without my glasses

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

i am looking disbespectacledly

[luckykittycolor]

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[nolaplantdaddy]

I love when people ask "how did you learn this skill?" I just started, there's no secret. that's it. a vast majority of the time the only thing holding you back is your trepidation to start.

[noegrets]