The Horrors Persist But So Do I

She Her/ well over 18/ Will write for cookies /Icon by @whatidoisxsecret

[tinyarmedtrex]

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My AO3 is the same as my tumblr- tinyarmedtrex. You can search through my prompts tag by searching tinyarmedtwrites or my fic recs by searching tinyarmedtrecs. 

Current fandoms are Heartstopper and Red, White and Royal Blue.

I'm well over 18.

I'm also on bluesky. Follow the link!

[c3rvida3]

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

[ruinedhands]

Okay I hear you, but that's not going to work. As always, when you're thinking of vegan egg substitutes, it's important to think about the purpose of the egg in your recipe.

Eggs are used in this recipe because they smell gross and don't come off easily (due to their tendency to harden/cook in the sun). This is not a situation for applesauce, which will come off in a light rain.

While unconventional, the substitute you're looking for here is sourdough starter. It's goopy, it'll smell atrocious in the hot sun, and it'll harden onto the walls like cement. If you try to get it off with water, you'll end up with a sticky dough.

Just make sure to respectfully ask your target if they have a gluten allergy before doing this - wouldn't want to trade one evil for another.

[valentineish]

This has beautiful synergy with "let me get this bitch's pronouns before I curse them out" in the game of hate

[howloopyisthat]

[keenkryptonut]

you’re sooooo normal! now why don’t you tell us how this makes you feeeel

[flocon-tourne-en-rond]

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[importantcatpics]

[dqk-theaceartist]

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[hiveswap]

Toxicity is healthy when youre 18 and hate life but girl at some point you have to love something

[hiveswap]

We're all struggling lets get some waffles or something

[ao3commentoftheday]

you don’t get good at doing something by not doing it

you get good at doing something by doing it badly and learning how to do it better

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

when i was little and i went to church people would talk about “fearing god.” they would use ‘’fear’ to describe like a way of respecting him while understanding his power and i never knew what that  meant until i met a fucking horse 

[tjmystic]

This… went in a completely different direction than I thought.

[orangebitters]

Horses will do that too - go in a completely different direction than what you thought. It’s one of the reasons they’re feared.

[altonin-deactivated20180325]

me: oh that’s some really sweet good art of two guys in love in their average flat. what a gentle depiction of everyday life

the op’s tags: anthro!courage the cowardly dog/john the baptist

[ruinedchildhood]

Bro saw the honey and began applauding

[imimmortal4-deactivated20170713]

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[cannibalcaprine2]

and then after that is THE SKELETON WAR

[parhelion-studio]

Rocky: Patron Saint of ~🎶🎵 🎶🎵 🎶~

[plasmalogical]

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

[importantcatpics]

[purr-in-ink]

[corviiids]

This Unicorn will only lay its head on the lap of the person who has Jacked it to The most morally Pure pornographic ography