Que Sera Sera

Disney, Love, Comics, Art, and whatever else I scroll through. Married, mom, she/her.

[oleandera]

Sugar tongs with claw feet

[madgastronomer]

@elodieunderglass and @gothiccharmschool

[gothiccharmschool]

Eeeeeeeee! I want them.

[allthingseurope]

Lentvaris, Lithuania (by Audrius)

[homunculus-argument]

I like it when instead of trying to go out of their way to give every character A Distinct Voice and making them all sound annoyingly artificial in different directions, writers just write characters looking at things from angles of their own relative expertise.

The Book I Am Not Working On had a character that I originally wrote in as a joke, because I thought it would be funny to throw a wide-eyed Farmboy Hero Protagonist into this bleak and gritty grey-morality world just for contrast, and the one thing he knew about (since I know next to nothing about farming) was dogs. He likened every person he met to a type of dog he was familiar with.

The smart tough street kid who took him under his wing because he can't stand leaving idiots unsupervised is clear shepherd dog - smart enough to make his own calls about What Must Be Done, and driven by an intense internal sense of duty to do it. There's retrievers and curs, hounds, ratters and guard dogs. Some make their own calls, some will obey a command despite of thinking that it's wrong. People, like dogs, have their jobs more by nature than by appearance alone.

Once thrown into the plot, he encounters another character whom I originally threw in as a gag, a spoiled and sheltered merchant family's son, who seems to just be prissy and whiny and of no use, and does not resemble any type of dog at all. Then they end up at his family's home, a big splendid merchant house, and end up meeting the kind of people that he was raised to know how to behave around.

The Farmboy Hero had never seen lapdogs before. His first initial reaction to seeing a dog that's smaller than a cat is "what the fuck is that", and he takes some time to process that that thing really is a dog. It barks and wags its tail and everything. It's a dog whose entire job is to be amusing. A pleasant little companion whose whole task is to keep some rich lady's hands warm. And everything clicks into place. Of course, that lad is a lapdog.

What he doesn't figure out in time (a mistake that almost costs him his life) is that some seemingly completely useless lapdog breeds are also terrifyingly intelligent. And they carry grudges.

[homunculus-argument]

Not being allowed to bedrot four days in a row even though it's christmas >:C

got myself melanin gummies to use recreationally. I will take a melanin in the evening specifically to have weird vivid dreams for fun.

[average-sparrow]

Melatonin?

Am I wrong cause I'm sleep deprived but I think it's melatonin and melanin is skin pigment.

[homunculus-argument]

Yes.

I cannot function at the current time due to I am extremely stupid.

[allthingseurope]

Rendsburg, Germany (by Sebastian)

[vanessagillings]

Merry Christmas! 🎄

[thunderon]

first base is martyrdom. second base is raising the other from the dead. third base is eye contact

[loving-parasite-moved]

tradgedy enjoyers when you look into the eyes of your worst enemy and can only see yourself

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

[maxknightley]

berets are interesting. I can't think of any other piece of clothing that could signify either "I am an artsy type" or "I am a member of a paramilitary organization"

[pattern-recognition]

false dichotomy

[wilwheaton]

“The FBI director had just landed at the scene of the murder of someone he claimed was a close friend, and he chose to throw a tantrum because he didn’t have the exact right jacket with the exact right patches, rather than just get off the plane and do his job.”

—

Kash Patel Meltdown Over FBI Jacket Derailed Major Investigation

He is such an incompetent buffoon.

[liberalsarecool]

Nearly every complaint and grievance you hear from conservatives can be attributed to capitalist greed, but they can’t let go of the socialist propaganda that poisoned their minds.

Bring back America? Tax the rich. Abolish Citizens United. Support unions. Medical care for all. Fund education. Respect science.

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[sleepinginmygrave]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[willis-is-aroace-boylife]

@theshitpostcalligrapher can you do satan’s asshole tasting like mint pls

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh my god this is one of the ANCIENT texts, i remember first seeing post like ten years ago

ink: diamine firestorm

[liberalsarecool]

Corporate health insurance is the worst way to provide health care.

America is the only country where you get priced out of health care because of tax cuts for rich. Republicans connected the two.

[homunculus-argument]

If the only way you could get your ass to studying is to put on a full-ass Dark Academia outfit that may or may not include a black turtleneck, tweed jacket and brown leather shoes you otherwise never wear, and taking your books and ass to the nearest library to have an aggressively performatively aesthetic study session with maybe a paper cup of black coffee or something, that's what you gotta do.

If you've got shit to do that you have to get done, you're allowed to be ridiculous about it if that's what it takes to get there. As a treat.

[gothiccharmschool]

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie

Stop slouching, drink some water, take your meds.

Rest when you can.*

The Cursed Object ate ALL of the cranberry sauce. Homemade, jellied in a can, it didn’t matter. ALL of it. 

❤️ Auntie Jilli

*Resting can be looking out a window, having a quick nap, just … doing anything that isn’t you scrolling through everything. REST.

Signed, your Auntie Jilli who had a very bad night last night and wants to fall over.

[sacred-portal]

[crabussy]