Siri, Release the Documents

Hi I'm Betsy and I've been called "the evil lesbian Bond villain" (she/they) AO3

[darude-dudette]

It's only fair our leader gets a little comfort. Maybe beauty sleep or just another excuse to stay right there 💕

Commission for one of our finest Momo Aira warriors: @baketothefuture !! Fantastic working with you!

[rslashrats]

[lesbianbloodritual]

okay (equips the spear)

[baketothefuture]

having another check engine light in my body go on 🫠

[torstherapy]

[worlds-fluffiest-detective]

reverse ouran. haruhi breaks the vase and the hosts are like thank god we hated that thing. Here's eight million yen

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

[recentgooglesearches]

𝕋ℍℝ𝕆𝕌𝔾ℍ 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝔻𝔸ℝ𝕂ℕ𝔼𝕊𝕊 𝕆𝔽 𝔽𝕌𝕋𝕌ℝ𝔼 ℙ𝔸𝕊𝕋 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕄𝔸𝔾𝕀ℂ𝕀𝔸ℕ 𝕃𝕆ℕ𝔾𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝕊𝔼𝔼 𝕆ℕ𝔼 ℂℍ𝔸ℕ𝕋𝕊 𝕆𝕌𝕋, 𝔹𝔼𝕋𝕎𝔼𝔼ℕ 𝕋𝕎𝕆 𝕎𝕆ℝ𝕃𝔻𝕊 “𝕋𝕆ℕ𝕐 ℍ𝔸𝕎𝕂 𝕎𝕀𝕋ℍ 𝕄𝔼!”

[kritzenkriegen]

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[valenalentine]

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

[fleshdyke]

that is supposed to say smile.

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head