Siri, Release the Documents

Hi I'm Betsy and I've been called "the evil lesbian Bond villain" (she/they) AO3

[darude-dudette]

It's only fair our leader gets a little comfort. Maybe beauty sleep or just another excuse to stay right there 💕

Commission for one of our finest Momo Aira warriors: @baketothefuture !! Fantastic working with you!

[tranzzitts-deactivated20251231]

Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

[tranzzitts-deactivated20251231]

[teal-tealwren]

a bottomless sea

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat

[catchymemes]

They supporting

[goodgirl-inc]

[sophiesalacia]

[martyreddie]

no! traffic light system will kill the patient! they need under-negotiated kink to live!!!

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[czesca]

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[cryptotheism]

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

[sunray-angel]

please stop touching the angel's halo the fingerprint smudges will cause read and write errors

[creatingblackcharacters]

Remember when Lil Nas X beautifully explored his sexuality, seduced and killed the devil to the banger of all time, and instead of cheering on this openly gay and proud Black artist for his artistry and fighting back against respectability politics, suddenly said respectability politics was all the Queerest Place on the Internet cared about? Hm. Wonder what happened there.

Anyway I miss him and hope he's doing better with his mental health 🙏🏾

[creatingblackcharacters]

Like say what you want about "bad queer representation", but this was the song that made me openly and happily accept that I was bisexual. To see him up there Black and beautiful, making music that I love, absolutely killing it? Yeah. You couldn't tell me shit. This man made me proud to be out. "This will make them think we're evil for being gay" hey newsflash dawg-

[scavengerhuntsman]

this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[ordr]

Thanks for sexualizing peoples trauma fuckhead

anytime