Breathe

Broke college student trying to live. 20

[ludaprilgate]

[andreasaur]

[seedy]

(via dulect, andreasaur)

[mrbenwyatt]

[thedailyshow]

Jordan Klepper attends a Trump rally to catch up on all the hottest conspiracy theories.

[rayvone-deactivated20200430]

SCREAMING

[blackgirlshit]

I have a fucking headache

[ancestorswatching]

I just lost half of my brain cells reading that.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I love my truck.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[awwww-cute]

[carnelianfoxx]

40 years later, you return to this spot. You are much older and have made many decisions in your lifetime, but this is the only one that haunts you. It was an impossible situation, an unwinnable conundrum. Even though you tell yourself you made the right choice, you continue to wrestle with the decision. Perhaps, in another life, you would feel differently. But this is not another life, this is reality. The reality with the conclusion you chose.

“Is it possible to move on?” you ask yourself.

[bertholt-deactivated20191008]

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

[wifeschooldrop0ut]

This is what I do on snapchat :(

[bee-sprout]

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

[blackguysloveblackgirls]

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

[astound]

[takaoka]

Robot escapes facility, runs out of battery 160 feet later

[cl0wnhole]

what a dumbass

[unstrayght]

Me graduating highschool

[untangle]

anxiety sucks. depression sucks. mental illnesses suck. but you. you don’t suck. you’re great. don’t let those things define you because you are a star ★☆

[insidemycar]

[mrcyrusgifs]

[video-hall-of-fame]

me when there’s drama

[fymarinaandthediamonds]